26 Devious Lies Parents Have Told Their Kids That We Can All Relate To

Tilesh Bo August 14, 2020

As we grow older we start to understand why parents occasionally lie to their kids; 1.) because it's funny as hell, and 2.) because sometimes you just don't have the patience to explain things to someone who will either not fully understand or throw a temper tantrum over it.

These poor Twitter users are describing the ridiculous lies their parents told them as kids!

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Funny tweet about parenting that reads, "Rolled the dice at 7yrs of age & ate some Skittles & finally found out I was NOT deathly allergic to candy"

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Funny tweet about parenting that reads, "at my Nan's house My mum: 'We're leaving in a minute' Me 3 hours later:"

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Funny tweet about parenting that reads, "Parents: 'We'll think about it' Me: 'Thank you' wanders off under the impression that my deepest desires are being carefully and consideratly weighed Parents:..."

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Funny tweet about parenting that reads, "when you're 18 you can do whatever turns 18* while you're under this roof you do what I say"

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Funny tweet about parenting that reads, "Until I was about 6, my dad had me convinced that the rolls of hay in farmyards were how you stored cows in winter & they ate their way out in spring. This stopped when I saw a roll in summer & started sobbing that the cow must be dead. Mom was annoyed"

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Text - Follow @iliketaffeta #liesyourparentstoldyou The woman living with your dad is just his roommate 9 yr old me: AX THAT CHECKS OUT

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Text - Lizz Follow @lizard_lou "I don't know what happened to directly after trashing it #LiesYourParents ToldYou toy!"

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Organism - CanadianLitChick Follow @ConnieLukey Bambi's mother just got lost in the woods. She came back right after the movie ended. #LiesYourParents ToldYou

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Text - Susan Calman Follow @SusanCalman Replying to @ChrisLangWriter I was 6. My mum told me it was illegal to feed squirrels. She just didn't want me to go near squirrels. When I qualified as a lawyer I tried to find the relevant statute. There wasn't one. I'd been warning people for years that they'd go to prison

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Text - cat sooN guardiancon Follow @theCatalie #LiesYourParents To Id You My guinea pig died while I was at kindergarten, so my mom went out and got a similar one, but smaller. I noticed, and asked why he shrunk. She told me he got wet so she put him in the dryer... and I believed her

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Text - Cj Smith Commuter Extraordinai... @ThisCrazyTrain Follow That the sound coming out of a tv were actually really small people living in the speaker cabinet. I cut into our floor console one day to see if it was true. Damaged a $800 RCA tv. I was 4

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Nature - Tara Dublin Follow @taradublinrocks When I was 6 my dad told me Bigfoot was spotted in the woods near our house & I didn't go outside for 2 days out of pure terror (we lived in suburban New Jersey)

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Text - Addition Solutions Follow A @AdditionRecruit My parents once told me 'If you smile in the wind your face will be permanently stuck like that What is the funniest lie your parents told you? #LiesYourParentsToldYou GIF

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Food - Michael Moran Follow TheMichaelMoran 'Mum, this toast is burnt to bejeezus on one side and just plain bread on the other' "It's FRENCH toast. Shut up and eat it! I turned down offers of delicious French toast until I was in my mid-30s.

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Food - Jess Daydreams @jess_daydreams Follow #LiesYourParents ToldYou kid: "I hate the crusts, can you cut them off?" Mom: "No, all the nutrients are in the crusts."

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Text - JOLLYOncher #HumpDayHashTags HumpDayHash Tags Follow Every November 1st when I came home from school: LAVOR "The dog ate most of your Halloween candy." shame on me for believing that. BUTTER CUP ETWT 55 OZ (15 nc es Duds CA LOLLIPO LYranch

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Hair - Robin Baumgarten Follow @wGNRobin "Your mom cuts your hair just as good as the salon."

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Text - Jordy1909 Follow @Jordan93108989 My parents told me people only get 10,000 words per month. If you reach the limit, you can't physically speak until the new month begins. Anytime I was especially talkative, dad would say, 'Careful, you're over 9,000 by now. #liesyourparentstoldyou

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T-shirt - Pat Tomasulo Follow @pattomasulo "You're not fat, you're just big-boned" #Lies YourParents ToldYou II JOGGER

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Text - oorannob Follow @jvbt82hhs If you unscrew your bellybutton, your butt will fall of... #LiesYourParentsTold You

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Text - Lia Follow @sssniperwolf My parents made us think it was illegal to turn on the lights inside the car while driving

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Text - Duncan Lindsay Follow @DuncanLindsay #LiesYourParentsToldYou - "You'll understand when you're older' I have even less of a fucking clue now.

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Hair - Catalina CruzTM Follow @CatalinaCruz For many years I actually believed that my brother got his red hair from falling asleep in his vegetable soup

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Text - URSULA Follow @3sunzzz When I was little, my mom would read my fortune cookie. It would say things like, "Never lie about brushing your teeth or they will fall out," or "Don't play with Hanna, she's not a nice girl," or "Tomorrow you're getting shots, don't cry."

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Leaf - Baby Deadpool Powerpuff Follow Eminem1 1684 Eating that spinach would make me taller

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Bird - Beware of Dogma @ellelljaytoo Follow #LiesYourParentsToldYou OF COURSE WE DONT HAVE A FAVORITE!! We love you both...equally.

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