48 Sassy Memes For Dungeons & Dragons Enthusiasts

You know what's better than thinking about Dungeons & Dragons? Perusing memes about Dungeons & Dragons. While quarantine might be stopping you from seeing your crew IRL, you can still enjoy content related to your intensely nerdy yet gratifying past time. 

1.

Action-adventure game - What the players think will happen What the DM knows will happen

2.

Cat - Bard: I cast dancing lights. Tabaxi Wizard:

3.

Text - Player: Um, that's 32 damage total. DM: *pauses dramatically* So, how do you want to do this? Player: Well, um, I guess I stabbed him, like, really good. DM @d20dndmemes We were on the verge of greatness, we were this close.

4.

Cartoon - KEVERY D&D PLAYER TRYING ТО HAVE ONLINE SESSIONS ALL OF A SUDDEN ROLL20'S SERVERS imgflip.com

5.

Cat - Villagers I saved that want to bury their murdered family's bodies My Necromancer that was promised “anything" for saving their town from Bandits

6.

Cartoon - You're in a dark cave The DM This are pretty standard DM stuff. Watch this, he's gonna say "I have dark vision" The players I have dark vision made with mematic

7.

Community - A group of bugbears should be called a "bugger" imgflip.com CHANGE MY MIND

8.

Wood - CP GP SP PP EP ТР

9.

Cartoon - Friendly Monster NPC Obring you love. The Murderhobos -lt's bringing love. Don't let it get away! -BREAK IT'S LEGS! imade with mematic

10.

Cartoon - SACK WURM HYDRO- THERAPY. JosNRIGHTNET BATH SALT HYDRA- THERAPY. PSYCHIATRIC HELP EY THE DOCTOR IS IN リ\

11.

Cartoon - When your whole country shuts down because of the virus, so everybody finally has time for DnD again Corona We did it Patrick! We saved DnD ma i.com

12.

Canidae - DM: So what's your backstory? Me: My owner didn't come back from work so l'm going to find him. @dnd.archive

13.

Cartoon - the dm Okay, if everyone's inished being stupid-s the players I had more, but you go ahead.

14.

Text - How players think that darkvision works: Before After OFLIR How darkvision actually works: Before After

15.

Photo caption - DM: I APOLOGIZE FOR THE CRUDITY OF THIS MODEL. SILVER CARSON SPUR STARTINE HERE EVERYONE ELSE made with mematic

16.

Facial expression - SOMEONE ROLLSA NAT 20 THE WHOLE PARTY: imgfip.com

17. Untitled

18.

Dog breed - When you just leveled up and now have a plethora of complex spells prepared to decimate, dominate, and desecrate your opponents eldritch blast *breathes in*

19.

Cartoon - When you play as necromancer, but you give all points in charisma

20.

Comics - oglaf.com OUR RECENT DEFEAT HAS TAUGHT US THIS: AS WE SEE IN THIS PAINTING ARMOUR DOES NOTHING A FULLY ARMOURED WARRIOR, STABBED STRAIGHT THROUGH THE BREASTPLATE WELL FUCK THAT ALL THE NO PROTECTION OF FULL PLATE AT A FRACTION OF THE WEIGHT 10 BY A TODDLER WITH A STICK WE'RE TRYING A RADICAL NEW DESIGN

21.

Cartoon - oglaf.com SKON TO WIN

22.

Action-adventure game - NECROMANCE IF YOU WANT TO, WE CAN BRING YOUR FRIENDS TO LIFE BUT YOUR FRIENDS AREN'T DEAD AND IF THEY'RE NOT DEAD THEN THEY'RE NO FRIENDS OF MINE!

23.

Cartoon - WARRIOR: I SWEAR i wiLl HAVE MY ReVeNGe FOR THe DEATH OF MY BROTHER ELF:You HAVE MY BOW NECROMANCER: ANDYOUR BROTHER DWARF: AND MY AXe SipetRov.20

24.

Comics - WE SAID 'TIL DEATH DO US PART SO WHEN YOU DIED, I ASSUMED THAT THE MARRIAGE WAS OFF I'M BEGINNING TO THINK THAT GUY WHO MARRIED US WASN'T A PRIEST AT ALL! NNNECROMAAAANCERRRR YEAH, ME TOO! YOU MEAN. ogis cos UH, YOU'VE HAD THE BABY UNDERWATER THIS IS HOW YOU DO IT! FOR QUITE A WHILE NOW

25.

Text - The Tone the DM wanted The Tone they ended up with

26.

Cartoon - My roleplay My backstory My dice rolls

27.

Cartoon - That moment when your interdimensional, ancient empire gets overthrown by your own race of slaves Sangry Eldritch noises* u/WyrdMeister

28.

Text - Snickelsox @snickelsox Cleric: Did... did you just pull that sword from your butt? Rogue: Oh, no. My back pocket is like a mini Bag of Holding. I've got a whole bunch of weapons in there. Bard: Sounds like you've got- Cleric: Don't. Bard: -quite an arse-nal.

29.

Text - That look the DM gives you after rolling a ton of dice

30.

Text - YOUR PARTY ENTERS THE TAVERN. I GATHER EVERYONE AROUND A TABLE. I HAVE THE ELVES START WHITTLING DICE AND GET OUT SOME PARCHMENT FOR CHARACTER SHEETS. HEY, NO RECURSING.

31.

Cartoon - AN ASSASSIN is ON ir's WAY TO Kill THE kiNG! OH NO, HOW Will WE EVER FIND HIM ÎN THIS DENSE CROWD! Niels VERGOUWEN FACEBOOK.COM/COULDBEWORSE COMIC COULDBEWORSE-COMIC.COM

32.

Text - dungeons-and-dragonborns I wonder if multilingual dnd characters work like multilingual people tri Character 1: hey can you pass me the (demonic screeching) Character 2: (visibly disturbed) Character 1: (takes mundane object out of character 2s hands) sorry I forgot the word for it in common. pwbi it does now Source: dungeons-and-dragenberns

33.

Text - montanawitch Follow Witchcraft is about intent and the wording of a spell is often the product of the vernacular at the time therefore using "yeet" in a banishing spell is perfectly acceptable thanks for coming to my ted talk

34.

Text - PUNY MORTALS! I'M TRYING TO ESCAPE RY'LEH BUT I'M DUMMY THICC AND THE RESONANT CLAP OF MY ASS CHEEKS KEEPS DRIVING MY WRETCHED SLAVES TO NEW HEIGHTS OF MADNESS.

35.

Tree - AIRSTA BARKEEPER: "EVERYBODY PLEASE ROLL INITIATIVE

36.

Comics - oglaf.oom 0OOH MIGHTY FIRE MOUNTAIN TAKE THIS SACRIFICE TO BE YOUR BRIDE VOLCANO GOD SAYS HE'S GAY SEND HOT BOY SACRIFICES VOLCANO GOD IS A SMOKING ISLAND IN THE MIDDLE OF FUCKING NOWHERE OKAY I'LL TELL HIM BUT HE ISN'T GOING TO LIKE IT WAwnnn-a RRKMMM DOES HE REALLY THINK HE CAN BE PICKY?

37.

Text - generalgrievousdatingsim concept: cursed amulet that convinces the wearer there is no way it could possibly be cursed, and makes them completely resistant to any attempts to convince them otherwise barduils to clarify further: that's it. that's the entire curse. it has no other effects on the wearer, malevolent or otherwise barduils them: yo you should take that necklace off it's definitely cursed dude me: hahah no way bro that's crazy. like, that's totally bogus, dude. barduils floralbla

38.

People in nature - I'm gay Woah, it's a perfect moon for a werewolf to come out

39.

Horse - DM: There is a cave nearby filled with thieving goblins. Cleric: So? DM: They're atheists. Cleric:

40.

Cat - When you're pláying P&D and your cat steps onto the battle map

41.

Comics - FOOLISH TINY ADVENTURERS! YOU DARE ENTER HERE? BUT NO MATTER. I HAVE... INTO MY HOME?! WAYS. ..OF DEALING WITH YOUR KIND. THE WEEKLY ROLL #16 CREATED BY CME_T UPDATED EVERY WEEKEND WHAT FOUL TRICKS ARE YOU UP TO, FIEND? I MEAN... NO! SORCERY? QUEST REWARD IS PRETTY SHIT WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT. WINTER WOLVES? HE'S THE BAD GUY! SON? ONE RARE MAGIC ITEM EACH IF YOU TO FUCK OFF AND LEAVE ME ALONE. I'M SURE HE HAS SOME REDEEMING QUALITIES. LIKE WHAT? WEALTH? CMON, MAN... INSTA: @CME_T REDDI

42.

Adaptation - there are two types of players Maybe the real treasure was the friends we made along the way. No, I want my fucking gold.

43.

Mythology - Five Gold for an Arçane Hand Job? Peter Hanratty PROCION Paperback-Paradise.com ACE 0-441-Q121-8 - (54.75 CANADAJ - $3.50 US.

44.

Organism - B3 Dungeon Module B3 FOR DUNGEONS & DRAGONS Inappropriate Workplace Behavior by Jean Wells INTRODUCTORY MODULE FOR CHARACTER LEVELS 1-3 Years ago the valley was green, and animals ran free through golden fields of grain. The princess Argenta ruled over this peaceful land and the people were secure and happy. Then one day a warrior riding a red dragon appeared in the skies over the princess' castile and aimost overnight the tiny kingdom fell into ruin. Now only ruins and rumors remain,

45.

Text - N4 Adventure for Characters Levels 0-1 9185 facebook.com/dndmemes Advanced Dungeonsoragons Official Game Adventure Fuck Going to Tornado Island Aaron Allston TSR, Inc. PROUCT vouR manon face book.com/dndmemes ADVANCED DUNGEONS E DRAGONS, ADED, PRODUCTS OF YOUR IMAGINATION, and the TSR logo are trademarks owned by TSR Inc.

46.

Cartoon - The printer is jammed, You'll need to check your skills to see if you can fix it. OFFICES BOSSES ...... ...... ..... monsters playing rpgs rebekie.b (c)2011 jackalope-art.com

47.

Comics - YOUR FATE IS SEALED, MONSTER! I AM DRAGONBORN! I CAN TURN YOUR OWN WORDS OF POWER AGAINST YOu! BEHOLD! HEY, NOT BAD! ALTHOUGH YOu WERE USING THE PAST TENSE OF "1' ." ALSO," 7." SHOULD BE IN THE ACCUSATIVE CASE, SINCE IT'S THE DIRECT OBJECT. NICE USE OF MODAL AUXILIARY VERBS, THOUGH! GREAT JOB! HEY EVERYONE! THIS DRAGON'S A HUGE NERD! HA HA. REALLY? WHAT A LOSER EVERYONE 5 vou WRAGO READING IS RADICAL! DORKLY

48.

Cartoon - AND THE IMPORTANCE BILLY, ITS TIME You LEARN ABOUT MONEY OF... BILLY NO

Submitted by:



from Memebase https://ift.tt/3elI3X5

Post a Comment

0 Comments