A Bunch Of Memes To Improve Your Monday

Happy Monday, fools. Before you submit to the grind and get back to your responsibilities, we recommend scrolling through this hefty batch of memes. They may help your disposition. But really, at this point, either way you've got nothing to lose.

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Text - takahashireiko i rly hate when flies rub their hands together. what the fuck are you planning you little asshole you have a lifespan of like 3 days

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Text - graystripe: once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year

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Text - IG: slfcareomg @slfcareomg My brain before going through airport security: what if I accidentally have a guh.

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Text - NBC News NBC NEWS @NBCNews Major depression is on the rise among everyone, new data shows Robert O'Neill @RobertONeill31 Well. I mean. *gestures broadly at everything*

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Text - Crowe Valentine August 31 at 9:33 PM· My socks aren't wet physically but emotionally I feel like my socks are wet O Like Comment Share

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Text - soul nate @MNateShyamalan british cooking shows: tell us about this wee tart youve made, the crust is just lovely american cooking shows: we've replaced your knives with philips head screwdrivers & released raccoons in the kitchen. the clock is set for 30 seconds, please bake us peace in the middle east 8:44 AM · 6/24/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Matthew Buckley @physicsmatt If you're mad and find yourself yelling that you want someone launched into the Sun, take a moment, calm yourself, and remember that it takes a lot less Delta v to launch them out of the Solar System instead. 9:29 AM - 2020-05-01 - Twitter for iPhone 548 Retweets 2,023 Likes Matthew Buckley @physicsmatt 21h Replying to @physicsmatt You can be mad, but that's no excuse to be inefficient with propellant.

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Text - IT'S TIME TO GO ??? LET'S GO *Internet Explorer is not responding*

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Hand - "This dagger has done terrible things currently wielding the younglings slayer 9000

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Arm - LEX APE The perils of Middle Earth Gandalf LACK Hobbits

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Facial expression - SIMPLE BASS BEAT GOES AWAY TECHNO CROWD RANDOM 6 WORDS SENTENCE TECHNO CROWD TECHNO CROWD SIMPLE BASS BEAT COMES BACK

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Text - tommy bayer @TommmyBear [invention of fish net stockings] fisherman 1: Help! I got caught in the fish net! fisherman 2: is it just me or is dave looking a little .. hot? fisherman 3: no dave is definitely being hot rn

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Movie - For Frodo You can do it Aragorn

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Text - if you're having a bad day here's Patrick Stewart holding a puppy WAG MORE RARK LESS STARS RESCUEL

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Guitarist - It's nice to see celebrities support each other Kill the Kardashi is

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Food - Little Caesars > ( Recent (6) Typically replies within an hour Hello, I bought a pizza today & I've got a complaint. Hello, please describe the problem. what the fuck

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Text - Раpа Bear @chemicollins My bf's first language is french, and he forgot the word for "lid", so instead he held up the pot and asked "where is his hat?"

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Text - imnomolly Coffee was so important in Turkish culture that under 15th century law, a woman had the freedom to divorce her husband if he did not provide her with enough coffee.

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Text - randy @leakypod me: inside me there are two wolves. one is hitting a juul. the other is shotgunning white claws. the wolves are fucken dope as hell. i am dope as hell therapist: a lot to unpack there but the first thing i wanna say is no 4:28 AM · 9/20/19 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - The Untastic Mr. Fitz •.. @UnFitz *brings therapist to family gathering* Me: See? Therapist: oh my god 2:16 PM · 2019-09-27 · Twitter for iPhone 1,390 Retweets and comments 3,551 Likes

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Text - The Untastic Mr. Fitz @UnFitz Welcome to McTherapy TM. May I take your disorder? 10:03 PM · 2015-11-24 · Twitter for iPad 634 Retweets and comments 888 Likes

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Text - Sheila Dirty ... @Sheila_Mac420 Be proudly weird and passionately awkward. 6:32 PM · 2020-08-24 · Twitter for iPhone 154 Retweets and comments 367 Likes

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Organism - Instead of all the negative postings, here is a pic of some topless chicks in short skirts

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Text - car for sale ad: "mechanic owned" normal people: oh a mechanic owned it, it must be well maintained other mechanics:

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Cartoon - Growing up with many siblings Your mom always stuttering calling you every single other siblings name before she calls you by your name

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Facial expression - When he's handsome, smart, funny, loving, has a good job, and cares deeply about you IFUNNY OTSUTSUKI

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People - ME MY ANUS SPICY FOOD

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Product - PC Gamers: hahhaha imagine spending $1k on Gucci clothes Also PC Gamers: MEMES

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Face - God when He sacrifices Himself to Himself to save mankind from Himself Oh, yeah. It's all coming together.

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Cartoon - Me: *16th loss in a row Friend: You good? We can play a differe- Me: I'm good! Run that shit again!

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People - You are officially the cheapest man in the world @PunHubOnline I'm not buying it Pun hub

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Text - A woman who is 3 months pregnant falls into a deep coma. 6 months later, she awakes and asks the doctor about her baby. Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you. Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl? Doctor: Denise. Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy? Doctor: Denephew.

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Sitting - When your lunchable comes with one less cracker than needed and you're just tired of all the bullshit

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Musical instrument - I promise I won't get mad. Tell me.

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Face - Qtips: Don't place in ear canal Everyone:

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Product - When your mom is shouting at your brother and you know you're next!

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Cartoon - AC OC If you're going to bury the truth, make sure it stays buried I KNOW IT WAS YOU BOYS WHACKIN OFF IN MY TOOL SHED LAST SUMMER

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Product - Man: Do you have that new book on living with a small penis? Librarian: I'm sorry, I don't think it's in yet. Man: Yeah, that's the one!

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Human - RAMSES WATCHING YOU COMPLAIN ABOUT JUST THE ONE PLAGUE

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Facial expression - Me: I wanna vacation Covid: I'll kill you.

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Eating - When the waitress calls your man "babe" and you 'bout to get banned from Chili's. KNOS

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