A Crap Ton Of Memes Because You Deserve Them

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Text - When your dog is a demonic little asshat, but you love him anyway.

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Text - When you're on the verge of a major psychotic break and a mf tries you Today's the daaaaay!

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Hair - "Okay, your procedure is finished. You're just waking up." Patient: GASSY.CRNA Shut the fuck up

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Job - When I see my favorite coworker coming over and I know we about to talk some shit @sluttypuffin

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Dog - When someone has explained something to u 7 times and u still don't get it and u hope they forgive how stupid u are @beentheretho

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Photo caption - When someone at work asks me how i'm doing today IF I WAS A BIRD, I'D FLY INTO A CEILING FAN.

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Photo caption - Me rolling into work ready to start a fight with anyone who talks to me. @memenurseofficial me my bullshit

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Photo caption - Me getting ready to complain to my charge nurse about my whole day. @memenurseofficial Guess what, motherfucker, @Your Fuckboy

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Tree - Finally, some good f**king rabbit soup But where are the taters?

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Dog - When you sit and reflect on how many people you manipulated for treats ADoggoNews

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Text - Comedy Katie Hannigan @katiehannigan When someone tells you "you can be anything you want!" don't listen. It's a baby boomer conspiracy to sell liberal arts degrees.

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Text - I present to you my new favorite quote Don't be ashamed to fart while you urinate...There is no rain without thunder. -Matthew Wineman-

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Facial hair - When you only drink artisanal milk from local areolas IG: @davie_dave

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Text - Rachel Kahn @reachrachelkahn the trick is when you meet joe biden you smell his hair first to establish dominance 10:52 PM 22 Apr 20 · Twitter Web App

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Face - When elastigirl comes home a little too stretchy

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Green - Me: I should pay more attention to her Other me: piss her off on purpose so she says goodnight at 6pm & you can play video games in peace

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Junk food - WAP back in my day Warm Apple Pie

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Text - When your lawyer says "I assure you your honor, my client could pass a drug test right now if you like."

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Hat - Me getting ready to wish my friend's hot 47-year-old divorced mother a Happy 25th Birthday when she walks by 40

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Face - When you forget to shake the bottle and squirt mustard-water on your food

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Room - cant wait to party again so I can stand in the corner like this the whole time ULLLAGO

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Product - her: i only date guys with pumpkin pie haircuts that look like they live in houses made of candy me: @vhs.commentary

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Photo caption - When you rip a big fart and say "does someone smell popcorn?" and they take a' big sniff:

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Text - me reading the menu at a fancy restaurant trying to find grilled cheese

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Medical procedure - Relax David it's just a small surgery, don't panic. My name is not David. I know. I am David.

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Text - Me: Why aren't you ready for bed? I told you to get ready for bed 10 minutes ago. My kid: I was gonna listen to that, but then,um, I just carried on living my life

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Skin - *in the backseat, opening a bag of candy* Dads:

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Adaptation - Me texting back 4 days later continuing the conversation like i just didnt go MIA for 96 hours. eSUCKMYKICKS

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Movie - The singerwhen you ask him to carry something to the van...

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Spoon - There is always that one innocent spoon in every home that you just dislike for no reason. OBestMernes

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Games - 80s Friday Night Pizza Hut. SCORE 001000o 43 TIME 180 PLAYER ll ON OOO POPPERY II ENEMIES HI BOSS I Starter Pack 《 期 STA

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Adaptation - "these woods have been haunted for centuries and dozens of people have vanished into thin air" white people:

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Lock - How the manager of Hot Topic locks up every night @shitheadsteve WR

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Text - my organs watching me take 800mg of ibuprofen on an empty stomach with coffee.

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Cartoon - Dads after spending 20 mins finding a closer parking spot that would've otherwise been a 2 min walk No need to thank_me.

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Selfie - Jeff Lowe looks like one of those guys who hangs out in a vape shop and helps you look for flavors even though he doesn't work there. Mboback13 BATF DUSTOM ATE fanthers

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Photo caption - HUSBAND: I did the dishes WIFE: So? HUSBAND:

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Text - Sometimes you have to hit "no receipt" at the ATM because you don't need that kind of negativity in your life..

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Vehicle - Me switching lanes to a lane that merges into the lane I just switched from. made with mematic

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Face - How to address women during grey sweatpants season My eyes are up here

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Text - Text: Dad, can you pick me up from Jordan's, drop us off at the mall then take me to the skating rink an hour later THE DAD

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