Assorted Memes To Satisfy Your Scrolling Dreams

Tilesh Bo August 23, 2020

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Jaw - "your alarm is set for 2 hours and 17 minutes from now"

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Text - @vladimirlem0n the reason men can open jars easier is bc they don't moisturize 6:26 PM · 6/13/20 · Twitter for Android

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Text - fern @hisfloral i fell asleep with my glasses on and when i woke up my dumbass thought i got my vision back

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Text - juju @jujubangzz_ my mask broke in Walmart and it felt like my dick popped out 7:54 PM · 19 Aug 20 · Twitter for iPhone 43.6K Retweets and comments 457K Likes >

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Text - for everyone who asks what's its like when I don't have my contacts in or glasses on lol: Drawings @DrawingPencil Fascinating Oil Paintings by Philip Barlow

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Cartoon - Girls on Instagram: "Look at my new shoes"

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Door handle - Just pulled the door handle off, safe to say the fucker was as surprised as I was..

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Aqua - WHAT YOU DO DURING SMALL TALK: NOD AND SMILE PLOT YOUR ESCAPE

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Owl - real adults me trying my best

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Photo caption - I was looking for a new guard dog, maybe a Doberman, German Shepard, Rottweiler or a Pitt Bull. Then I found this Border Collie and he's scares the living shit out of people.

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Fur - if you are sad please look at this. @DrSmashlove

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Adaptation - Scientists hope to use 10 eggs harvested from the last two northern white rhinos to create viable embryos that will be transferred into surrogates from another rhino subspecies. ABC.NET.AU Eggs harvested from last two living northern white rhinos in bid to prevent extinction 552 96 comments 60 shares O Like Comment Share rhinos don't even lay eggs and theese same 'scientists' tel us 5g is safe whatever

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Text - me: are turtles slow because God fears them zookeeper: what me: did he make them slow because he's scared of what they could do zookeeper: no I heard you- me: if turtles were fast could they kill god zookeeper: [putting hand to ear] we've been compromised

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Text - COUNING ITE WN REGULAR SOFTER HARDER PORRIDGE HOURS MINUTES MENU Made in Japan askayallqu Isn't this that daft punk song dredsina work it regular make it softer do it harder makes us porridge 306,968 notes A

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Text - Sometimes I text my wife the motivational quotes from her tampons when she has her period to try and cheer her up tell the Live Fearlessly! Walk like a champion. Be un Be unstoppoble. mpion. drgrayfang iMessage Today 12:09 PM Live fearlessly I swear to god, go fuck yourself

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Photo caption - A game sent from heaven... You need two $5 bills... the child who drops the money first LOSES and the winner keeps the money... hours of peace! You can thank us later! Samantha & Bubba

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when he asks you what your best qualities are PLUMP & UNFILTERED D 000 LIS WEIRD

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Product - (Driving test) Instructor: Turn the car on Me: Umm ok. (rubbing interior) You like that? You filthy who- Instructor: Ok we're done here IG: TheFunnyintrovert

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Hair - MOM, I GONNA GO OUT WITH A MALE FRIEND. BE CAREFUL, BOYS NOWADAYS ONLY THINK ABOUT ONE THING. SEX? NO... I'u NEVER, EVER LET YOu GO.

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Statue - Ain't no way in hell that Perseus snuck up on Medusa with them thangs clappin' Thicclikeamemeshake

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Text - Mallory Tisdale. @prinxsass How do people stay in the house ALL day? Westbank Trey e @TreyVsTrumaine All my stuff is there and I don't like people.

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Text - what is wrong with my sister and her husband rosethorn213 Absolutely nothing. They're strengthimg their bond by being chaotic dumbasses together and that's beautiful.

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Product - There are two types of people

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Facial expression - When Captain America goes back in time, he decides to try to make the world a better place by teaching it to be kinder, more honest, and compassionate. He starts a local PBS show that is eventually syndicated. His show talks about standing up to bullies, loving those different from ourselves, and personal responsibility. The world no longer has need of Steve Rogers. But instead has gained Mr. Rogers.

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Pc game - PC PC Gamer O @pcgamer GAMER Cyberpunk 2077's vehicles will come when you call, just like Geralt's horse buff.ly/2N3lbCa 11:40 PM 6/17/19 Buffer 233 Retweets 2,221 Likes "Just like Geralt's horse" @Suitablybored

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Cartoon - When I was little, I thought sex was just kissing while you were naked and one time when i got out of the showerI kissed my cat on the head and then I remembered I was naked and ran downstairs crying saying that I had sex with the cat. You should have seen my moms face. My Mum A Me explaining how I fucked my cat Reddit

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Text - ul 02-UK 4G 16:34 © 1 @ 35% Thread James Felton @JimMFelton "Welcome to the world little one" "Thanks, I hate it" hypervocal O @hypervocal · 1d ETPE yaca TRENDING: Newborn Baby Goes Viral for Making Hilarious Facial Expression Immediately After C-Section bit.ly/32tblyz 16:15 · 28/02/2020 · Twitter Web App Tweet your reply Q

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Cartoon - BUILDING A PC #94 WOw, THAT LOOKS SO COMPLICATED GREEN CABLE GOES IN GREEN HOLE SQUARY CABLE GOES IN SQUARY HOLE SRGRAFO 0000

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Text - Skoog Follow @Skoogeth [wife gets in bed] her: can you grab my chapstick? me: [grabbing the two on her dresser] which one her: o00 not those grab the one in my purse me: [rummaging] none in here her: k grab either the bathroom one or the kitchen one me: what...what the fuck is happening right now

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Text - Me: I'm not saying a word without my lawyer present Cop: you ARE the lawyer Me: So where's my present?

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Text - Dave Burkey @DaveBeTweeting I just dumped a package of fruit snacks into my mask at work and am just slowly eating them like a horse. I love the pandemic.

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Text - Saddington 2 @2Saddington [alternate universe where vegetables enforce the law] person: *sees a robbery* I'm calling the crops 4:48 PM · 2019-08-08 · Twitter for iPhone 854 Retweets and comments 6,270 Likes

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Text - Mike Amo O @MaMikeamo If I worked for Ellen DeGeneres and she yelled at me I would yell back in whale talk. 4:20 AM · 2020-08-19 · Twitter for Android 45 Retweets and comments 144 Likes

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Text - Me trying to fix people the best way I know how @freetomeme @freetomeme MEMES

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Text - Nobody: My cat when l crack open the door: @cabbagecatmemes CS Adios

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Line - TEACHER:WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHINGAT? MENOTHING MY BRAIN: elon muskett imgfilp.com

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Hair - Me: Doctor, what can I do to be healthier? Doctor: Well you can eat better, exercise more, consume less alcohol, quit smoking, and- Me: All right, then. Keep your secrets.

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Photo caption - Vampire Hunter: *pulls out the cross* Atheist Vampire:

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Zebra - This how lions see zebras.

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Meal - 9 pm when you're 25 or over: Pride

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Retail - Price C Michaels WEDDINGS 52 Shop here and online RIBBON BO0-Y

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Text - Me: Want to watch The Office? Friend: No. Me: Really? Well, maybe you should look in the smart part of your brain.

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Tooth - Y'all eat yo crackers with or without the shell?

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Cartoon - when it's 3am and your crack head cat darts back and forth over top of you

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Text - Little Caesars: It's hot and it's ready. Me: Is it good? Little Caesars: It's HOT. And it's READY.

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Wire - If 2020 was a hula hoop

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Dog - Drop it OR draw 25 UNO

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Facial expression - Introverts in 2020 WE GET TO GO HOME! January February March I usually take a siesta about now. April May June I sit on my porch all day, carving birds. This is delightful Next stop pies! July August September

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Hair - @rebelleflowerr_ Me when y'all be standing too close to me in the check out lines TION

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Cat - O HAVEN'T GAINED WEIGHT THE BOX SHRUNK

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Text - kya? @bohatconfusion My friend once messaged me and said, 'When you sit on a toilet, you're connecting your butthole to a city wide network of connected buttholes' how do i unthink this >

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Poster - BEST FRIDGE EVER

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Text - Danielita @daniela_florezz I need to stay 6ft away from my debit card that's what I really need to do

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Product - My list of reasons why l'm not getting into a relationship

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Photo caption - Me Tryna Hit The Sonic Button

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Carton - SNE te wake LEGO Kid Creations Kilcy First Name: 12 Age: warm Name of Creation:

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Hair - DO NOT COPY FROM THE ТЕXTBOOK Textbook: "He died in 1995" Me: "In 1995 he died"

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Product - "Alright, does everyone have sound?"

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Dish - Me: don't cook too much l've already eaten Grandma: ok dear, just a snack Grandma:

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Cat - When you realise it's 4am and you're late for running up and down the hallway

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Hair - You're a wizard, Harry. You're a hairy wizard. VIA 9GAG.COM

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Face - Me: *buys plants for the very first time* The plants: We're all gonna diel

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Album cover - BLINGON

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Text - Conor @conor_rc in texas guys don't open the car door for their ladies bc the actual nice thing to do is to get in and get that mf a/c turned on

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Text - Got No Chill @usamaixm Guess the movie. @jvasq14 Bird box?

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