Dude's 'Neighbor' Asks For Money, Proving Scammers Keep Getting More Creative

Tilesh Bo August 31, 2020

When this dude received a text message from his neighbor "Jeff," he immediately recognized it as a scam and decided to have a little fun with it, because what else can you really do in that situation? Unfortunately the scammer wasn't really having it in the end, but we still got quite a bit of entertainment out of it!

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Text - 12:56 3 Hello It is your neighbor with some car trouble can you assist me My neighbor? I am experiencing car trouble and left my wallet mistakingly at home

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Text - Is this Jeff? Yes Oh! You should've said so! I can just grab your wallet and bring it to you. I am far away to bring it could you send Apple Pay and I will pay you back shortly

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Text - Absolutely, Jeff. What type of neighbor would I be if I didn't help you out. Right?! Thank you just send the amount of 50 to this number When did you change your number though, Jeff? I just spoke to you yesterday.

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Text - If you could send $50 in that amount to this new number please Right, right! Really quick though, while I try to find my card.., are you going to the barbecue this weekend? Yes

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Text - Shit, Jeff! I thought we agreed we weren't going?! Now I have to go! I will go Or not go

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Text - Are you or aren't you? I have a flat tire and will need $50 to replace Speaking of flat. Linda and her flat ass announced yesterday that she is bringing the potato salad. The only thing she needs to bring is her audacity because she knows VERY WELL that I bring the potato salad every single year.

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Text - And she can deny it all she wants but we all know she doesn't use Duke's mayonnaise. I know you know too, Jeff. You're just too polite to say it. Yes I know And Carol said she's bringing her "famous" Apple pies. I saw her buying them frozen one day at the Piggly Wiggly. Grandma's recipe my ass.

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Text - Ok How much did you need again, Jeff? I just found my card. 50

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Text - Speaking of cards! Did you send one to Gladys down the street? You know her cat died. So sad because you know how close she was with that cat. But at least we know there won't be cat hair in the banana pudding this weekend, am I right?

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Text - Yes you are right I need the payment of $50 I am at the store and waiting Which store? Hey, I tell you what. I'm going to send $60 so you can grab me some potatoes and Dukes mayo while you're there. If Linda wants a war, that's what she's going to get.

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Text - That is fine 60 God, I just remembered it's Cathy's 60th birthday. Grab a card for me, too if you don't mind. Something nice but not too nice. Something that says "Happy Birthday Even Though We All Know You Slept With Janet's Husband"

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Text - Ok send payment now I am in a rush Ok, let me get my glasses. These damn numbers are so small.

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Text - Speaking of small, you know Peter's son is single again. They say his wife was cheating on him. But hey, if he takes after his dad "Pin Prick Peter" then I can't really say that I blame her. Know what I mean? Send payment quickly To this number

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Text - I think this card has expired. Kind of like LouAnn's license. They really need to get that old bat off the road. She took out two bicycles and a fire hydrant yesterday. IS Bye

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Text - What? Why, Jeff? Was it something I said? Don't text back Excuse me?

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Text - Stop Well since we are barking orders, why don't you tell that wife of yours to do us all a favor and STOP bringing that dog shit casserole to every barbecue! DON'T respond anymore DON'T expect a Christmas card Delivered

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