Entitled Dude Gets Trolled By Amused Car Seller

Tilesh Bo August 20, 2020

Unfortunately we live in a world where a lot of people think it's totally fine to act like self-righteous a-holes. This dude in particular thought he could purchase a car for far cheaper than what the seller was listing. Fortunately for us though, the troll-y seller had a sense of humor about it.

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Text - Audi TT still for sale? 06:45 It is mate but l'm going away for a week as of tomorrow so will have to deal with it when I'm back next Friday 06:54 I wanted to pick it up today if possible... 06:55

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Text - I'm at uni this morning then I've got to go Xmas shopping so not sure if l'll get chance mate. I may have some time to sort it out after 7pm if that's any good for you? 06:57 No that doesnt work for me I wanted to pik it up this afternoon. I have cash waiting 07:00 15k in cash? 07:01 No! I'm willin to pay 6k that's my max! 07:02

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Text - You must have the wrong advert dude. Mine's up for 15 07:02 I got the right advert. Black Edition quattro. I have 6k in cash right now so will come asap and not mess you about 07:04

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Text - Well, I was kind of hoping that the asking price would have been in cash as I've stopped accepting giro cheques as a form of payment. You're messing me about now as it's 7am and you're offering silly money. If you turn up with 15k it's yours and will arrange to meet you in the afternoon. 07:08 I told you already I only have 6k!!! I will come asap and collect it. Donf be a dik I really like this car. Wats your address? 07:09

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Text - I like the car also, which is why I won't be letting it go for 9k less than what it's worth. And I'm not being a "dik", it's 7am and I've got stuff to do. When you're ready to make a serious offer let me know :) 07:12 Waste of fukin time!!! Absolute dikhead 07:13

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Text - Actually mate, I've just had a word with my partner and she said she's happy for me to let it go for 6k as she's just got a nice bonus from work so can afford to lose 9k. l'll even chuck in a full tank of fuel and some extra alloys. As long as you don't mess about when you get here. I want a quick sale as l've got stuff to crack on with 07:16

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Text - I thought you wud say that. No way that cars worth more than 7k! 07:21 Yea you're right mate I was just trying my luck really. You know how it is with cars these days. People always want more than they're worth 07:22

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Text - I no my stuff mate. Been in the car game for years. What address? I can come noW seen as your up 07:25 Yea I didn't wake up this early for any specific reason I just do it for a laugh. Can meet you at 8am if you like? Address is Redditch. Let me know when you're outside :) 07:27 Advert says Worcester!!! Not a problem as I live in bromsgrove so will be there just after 8 07:27

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Text - The advert also said 15k but you never took much notice of that e See you shortly 07:28 Post code? 07:29 We don't have one here mate. The combination of numbers and letters confuses some of the older residents on the street so the post man said it was sound if they just use their full address 07:30

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Text - Ok. Strange. See you in a bit 07:30 Sat nav says there is no 987!!! 07:34 It's a new build mate. Just follow it to the end of the road and you'll see the bovis development signs 07:35

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Text - 5 mins away 08:07 Ok dude. Take it steady, there's a lot of morons on the way to Redditch this morning e 08:08 On the road now. Been up and down twice but can't see any new houses 08:18

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Text - I say new, it's new to me but was probably built in the 60s. Can you see a blue door with a drive way and a tree? 08:20 There's a green door with a tree outside. Is that the 1? 08:21 That's the one pal 08:23 Can't see a TT on the drive. 08:24 It's in the garage mate. Safe and sound 00.04

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Text - There is no garage. Only a shitty vauxall vectra on the drive 08:26 Knock on the door and see if they'll take 6k for it 08:26 Answer your phone!!!!!! 08:27 I'm in the shower mate. Be down in 2 secs just got to dry my hair :) 08:28

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Text - Fuck!!!!! Do you know who your messing with!!!! Answer your phone now!!!!! 08:28 Answer it!!!!! 08:29 What's your name? 08:29 I ain't tellin u my fucjin name!!! Answer your phone!!! 08:29

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Text - Well then yes, you're right, I don't know who im messing with. I don't answer the phone to strangers. Can't be too careful as there's a lot of weirdos about these days. 08:30 I'll find you!!!! 08:31 Well you've got my addres.. 08:31 !!I ...·. 08:32

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