Fifty Amusing Memes & Tweets Because You Deserve Them

It's Sunday evening and you know what that means. The dread of Monday is growing. And you want to hold onto your freedom for as long as possible. Instead of wasting your time with the anxiety and the Sunday Scaries, take back your evening and spend it doing something you love. Like scrolling through these memes.

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Photo caption - When you havent caught COVID and you realize not even a global pandemic wants you.

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Facial expression - when your kid gets an F on their math homework but you did the work

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Toy - R, Lego's can't be sexy Today @ 12:23 PM I bet you feel dumb right now

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Photo caption - "Sleeping next to someone you love helps you to fall asleep faster, reduces depression and helps you live longer." Me:

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Text - Each of my cat's individual Neutron Black paws on my stomach Our Sun Stars Holes HEAVIEST OBJECTS IN THE UNIVERSE

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Cat - Doctor: "please step on the scale' Me: FRI

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Text - me: *looks at all the unread books in my room* me: *buys more books* me: *watches netflix*

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Cartoon - me: *wondering why my back and sides hurt all the time* also me in bed sleeping every night:

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Text - RustyBertrand @RustyBertrand Meanwhile, in lceland. Pál Dánielsdóttir Mousekeeping FOSSHOTEL Hellnum / 356 Snæfellsbæ / 630169-2919 coolcatgroup I'm so proud of them Source: nunyabizni 44,318 notes A

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Text - ditch pony @molly7anne my fiancé and I started a baby jar & every time someone asks when we're going to have kids we put a dollar in & when the jar is full we will spend it on whatever we want bc we don't have kids

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Property - Your chances of getting killed by a COw are low, but never zero

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Hair - When you're trying to remember what you just remembered 4 seconds ago

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Product - When you get up after spending forty-six minutes on the toilet looking at memes

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Hair - terrifying

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Digital camera - If you used to take these out to the club it's officially time for a night cream the memaid agoon Carl Zelss 8x SONY 16.1 MEGAPIXELS Cyber-shot Vario Tessar

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Wildlife - finding out that lionesses have sex 20-40 times in a day when they're in heat and if her man can't keep up with her she demands to mate by biting his balls has been the highlight of my day siam @sighyam his face PLEASE

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Text - Эрик @EriclnRussian The US: How did New Zealand get rid of the COVID-19!? New Zealand: We listened to our scientists. The US: All right, then. Kéep your secrets.

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Text - Sometimes I look at emails I've written and genuinely can't believe l'm pretending to be this professional.

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Text - I would love to show someone from 1995 this picture and ask them what they think is happening here

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Text - Jabroniworld @jabroni_world If I had a dollar for every time I enjoyed small talk with a stranger I would have zero fucking dollars >

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Text - When you didnt bring your phone because you thought you only had to pee

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Text - All my friends are pregnant, l'm just sitting here like I'M FULL OF SHIT

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Text - Chantal KC @NSLCpunk My conspiracy theory is that time travel IS real & someone keeps trying to fix 2020 by changing something but every time they do, they unwittingly make it worse. How else do you explain the sudden disappearance of murder hornets? They saved us from those but at what cost?!?!

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Text - Me waiting for my neighbors to go inside before I leave the house

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Text - i'll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say "aw i'm so sorry for you" and i'll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn't have to hire a sitter

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Hair - I was told these are four completely different people but idk Jaime Pressly Margot Robbie Emma Mackey Somara Weaving

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Adaptation - "Destruction of property is not a valid form of protest" Jesus: FindShopherd.c

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Vegetation - When your friend is about to do something stupid but you kind of want to see what happens STOP

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Drink - Jcs be EMERGE SMIRNOFF VODKA WISERS JP INCE 185 7 oe Deluxe ther re Smirnoff Vodka pd 31 The Saskatchewan Mickey Pvilal Va 99 66999 10999 Eeryday Price Eeryday Price

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Hand - ProudDevonian @PDevonian Right chaps, important .. Always remember the decimal point when ordering a 7.5mm Drill bit

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T-shirt - friend i haven't seen in years me pyramid scheme

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Text - Ron Iver @ronnui_ Women get to smell like real things (vanilla, lavender) but men have to smell like concepts. What the fuck is "cool sport rush" 9:49 AM · 8/15/20 · Twitter for Android

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Text - thomas @perfectsweeties cold remedy: eat some soup and go to sleep :) hiccup remedy: drink water with ur foot behind ur head. take a woodworking class. sign away ur soul to the lord of the underworld if he wil just ease ur discomfort. eat an entire raw potato 12:42 PM · 8/11/20 · Twitter for Android

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Fun - When the air conditioning goes out at your house in the middle of summer

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Photo caption - con @smythsdisco the current advice "lose weight "stay at home" eat out to help out" 9:45 AM · 8/11/20 · Twitter for Android

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Photo caption - Jess @jessf_white two massive recessions before I have turned 30, is it BC 2:34 AM · 8/12/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Cartoon - AWAKEN WENCH! Though it hast not yet been emptied, the bottom of our kibble chalice is once again visible

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Text - jon drake @DrakeGatsby People who say their last meal would be something like fried chicken or pizza are making a mistake. You can go eat those things right now. My final meal would be some of that delicious looking lava from that video everybody was sharing. 10:28 AM · 8/14/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Facial expression - Since 1999, if anyone says "This one time", you are required by law to reply with "at band camp"

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Art - CLASSICAL ART MEMES facebook.com/classicalartmemes Describe yourself in 3 words Lazy

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Text - james @videojames_ my cat with a $20 toy: no thanks my cat with the mcdonald's straw i dropped on the floor: u are my vice. my muse. my soulmate >

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Fictional character - Cats seeing each other Dogs seeing each other

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Text - Mike Dorsey @DorseyFilm Can we just put whoever sends out the Bed Bath and Beyond coupons in charge of vote by mail?

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Cartoon - parents when their son gets a girlfriend parents when their daughter gets a boyfriend

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Photo caption - Time traveler: Hi, I come from the future. Me: Wow, is updog still around? Time traveler: What's updog? Me:

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Font - CANADA @CanadaOffical Props to Canada for being amazing. GIF ALT 1:22 AM · 2020-08-16 · Twitter for iPhone Canada Canada

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Text - Ron Iver @ronnui_ You listen to cool music every day but play Mambo No. 5 one time and Spotify is like "Your number one artist this year is Lou Bega. We told him you want to meet him" 6:00 AM · 8/10/20 · Twitter for Android

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Text - thomas @perfectsweeties emotionally devastated i can never be "sneaky" cuz my knees have made the sad trombone noise everytime i crouch down since i was four years old 2:53 PM · 8/15/20 · Twitter for Android

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Text - soul nate @MNateShyamalan cicadas cotton eyed joe where did they come from? where did they go???? 1:29 PM · 8/15/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Mother of blind university student received an honorary law degree for reading aloud her daughter's lecture notes for 4 years @globalpositivenews

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