Thirty-Six Dungeons & Dragons Memes For The Dice Rollers

We know some people have been able to play Dungeons & Dragons while the world crumbles around us, but not everyone is so lucky. For those of us going through withdrawal, sometimes the best we can do is scroll through D&D memes. Hopefully this gallery of relatable memes is enough to tide you over until ::gestures at everything:: things get better.

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Cartoon - druid about to reincarnate him into paladin who just died a heroic and satisfying death a gnome

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Brass instrument - literally any confrontation in DnD The weapon he insisted on Npc The bard

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Text - JBrooksDev JBROOKSDEV @jbrooksdev I've devised a new system for determining dnd classes. Barbarian when driving, You change lanes before stopping at a red light because the new lane has 1 less car in it. Fighter You wear the same clothes two days in a row if you know that the same people won't be seeing you. Paladin When shopping you pull an item to the front of the shelf to replace the one you just took. Cleric You go to bed at 10pm and go to sleep at 1 am. Bard When someone happens say

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Fur - lawful good neutral good chaotic good lawful neutral true neutral chaotic neutral lawful evil neutral evil chaotic evil 200000

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Cartoon - When the DM tries to pull emotional gut punches on PCs with tragic backstories YOU CAN'T BREAK WHAT'SALREADY BROKEN!

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Yellow - DM: It appears to be resistant to piercing damage My Rogue: imgflip.com

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Text - Joseph Russell Wallenfang III @bigpennies2323 Wanna know something fucky According to D&D Dr. Strange is a wizard, but Harry Potter is a sorcerer 3:52 PM · 02 Jun 19 · Twitter for Android

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Photo caption - BBEG: *is evil* the Vengeance Paladin using 3 divine smites at the same time: Are you prepared for the kind of death you've earned, little man?

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Text - Player: Um, that's 32 damage total. DM: *pauses dramatically* So, how do you want to do this? Player: Well, um, I guess I stabbed him, like, really good. @d20dndmemes DM We were on the verge of greatness, we were this close.

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Photo caption - DM: so what do you want to do in town? Party: Bard Fighter Warlock GRES Druid Random Lobster

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Text - When the bard has had enough of the haunted mansion Fuck these ghosts *Spooky jazz*

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Text - Making a bard that seduces everything that moves Making a bard that became a father and started doing dad jokes as his bardic performance

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Speech - When all of your friends are doing massive damage and you miss. again ORD AM

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Adventure game - o 0g The DM The Fighter's 4,276th attack. Action Surge The Fighter

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Cartoon - When my barbarian has to solve a puzzle ACCORDING TO MY MATH, 6 IS HIGHER THAN TWO.

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Text - When make a cool villainwith a you tragic backstory and your players kill it in a single round Look how they massacred my boy.

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Photo caption - When you turn up to the first session and find yourself in a party full of bards We weren't expecting special forces.

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Garden gnome - When you're in an urban fantasy setting and the negotiations with the fey mafia just went south: Hickory dickory dock he gnme puns out glock

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Text - ここにゴミを 捨てないで下さい DO NOT DUMB HERE. NOT DUMB AREA HERE. The Entire Party BortoMLESS PIT

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Motor vehicle - SCHOOL RIS The DM's Story/Quest 29722 m Shopping for magic items made with mematic

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Human - Did you show your cool new homebrew monster to the party? Yes And what did it cost The party

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Joint - AN NPC ACCIDENTALLY GIVEN TWO DIFFERENT NAMES BECAUSE YOUR NOTES ARE SHIT LACK LEX APE DM "HE IS KNOWN BY MANY NAMES" imgfijo.com

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Photo caption - When one of the players tries running a oneshot and the Forever DM gets to make a character: music F BAND How do you do, fellow players? imgflip.com

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Photo caption - Warlock -A book? -That's right. @QhorinHalfman Wizard When I was your age, spellcasting came from books.

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Text - When I come home from work My dog: THE LONELY Medium monstrosity, neutral evil My Cat: THE HUNGRY Medium monstrosity, neutral evil

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Headgear - "Make a deception check" Who are you? What's the matter Dina? Don't you recognize your own. ...mother?

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Facial expression - Player Handbook Player Handbook It takes a full action to use a healing potion

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Cartoon - Silently casting Counterspell Yelling "YEET YEET SPELL DELETE"

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Photo caption - Bard about to use vicious mockery Hey, hey Eric, look at me. BBEG at 1 hp who just failed their save Bitch.

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Text - HONESTLY, GO AHEAD AND BE KOOKY AND GET INTO WEIRD MYSTICAL SHIT OR WHATEVER REALITY IS FAKE FUCK THE HATERS GO BECOME A WARLOCK, YOU'VE EARNED IT LIFE IS SHORT, 2

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Text - ad-luna-et-rursus human brain: you don't need anymore dice goblin brain: nnnngggg,,, plastic gems shinie,, prety,,,, make the clik-clak sound Source: ad-luna-et-rursus 26,100 notes > D

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Cartoon - Our wizard looking through his spellbook like he isn't just going to cast Fireball again. EREL FEEL

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Text - DM: "Alright, Roll persuasion to see if they give you a discount." The Party: *rolls* DM: "Yeah, That's not gonna do it." The Party: Shame.

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Forehead - “being not stressing at all" a DM is John - 26 yrs old

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Animated cartoon - Chaotic Stupid is not a valid alignment. Now put on some pants.

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Cartoon - When the newbie playing a Fighter is a overly dramatic, takes a big hit, exclaims "I'm dead!", and the rest of the party has to ask if he's *really* dead: Well yes, but actually no imgflip.com

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