Twenty-Four Tweets About Bizarre Forms Of Sexual Tension

As many people are staying indoors because of the pesky coronavirus pandemic, we aren't finding many opportunities to feel sexual tension. But that's not stopping Twitter users from tweeting about it. After @wendys_dumpster went viral for tweeting about "The sexual tension between you and the person adjusting your seatbelt on a rollercoaster," many users followed suit with their own extremely specific examples of charged situations. While some of the tweets are strange and irreverent (lobotomy, anyone?) others are actually super relatable. Here are our favorites.


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Text - BARK !!! XØ @FAGGOTMOUTH the sexual tension betweenun the person whos zipping ur backpack closed bc u accidentally left it open 4:28 PM · 8/15/20 · Twitter for Android

2.

Text - Fancy @hqtendou the sexual tension between u and that one mutual that keeps liking and commenting on your tweets 6:26 PM · 8/16/20 · Twitter for Android

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Text - @abileighhhhh the sexual tension when you see someone your age at the hotel reception when you and your family is checking in hits different 2:44 PM · 8/13/20 · Twitter for iPhone >

4.

Text - snaki @snakibaki the sexual tension between you and the girl thats fixing your necklace 1:08 AM · 8/14/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - margaret ^_^ @margar333t ΛΛ the sexual tension between u and anyone ur age in grocery stores 3:16 PM · 8/14/20 · Twitter for iPhone >

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Text - elon musk @vivianbuister the sexual tension when you see your friend on the same google doc as you at 2 am 3:44 AM · 8/13/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - sabrina @saltysabreezy the sexual tension when comparing your height or hand size with someone 5:26 AM · 8/16/20 · Twitter for iPhone >

8.

Text - bug girl @frogchrist the sexual tension between me and NOBODY 100 12:15 PM - 8/14/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Anno @WowitsAnno The sexual tension between you and the other person who's last to leave group call 4:44 PM · 8/13/20 · Twitter Web App

10.

Text - pawla @fawsettoland the sexual tension between the two students with higher grades in a class when they're arguing 9:17 PM · 8/15/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - drake @ryuuraku the sexual tension when you have a normal human interaction with another person 4:35 PM · 8/15/20 · Twitter Web App

12.

Text - Corn @snyyred the sexual tension between you and yo doctor checking your balls for physical>>>> 4:00 PM · 8/17/20 · Twitter for iPhone

13.

Text - @pahtch the sexual tension of you and a person your age rummaging thru the same shelf at booksale 8:15 AM · 8/18/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Vertika @vertikastfu The sexual tension bw you and the stranger staring at the same painting in an art museum >>> 2:14 PM · 8/12/20 · Twitter for Android

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Text - bimbo spice @saviourcumplex the sexual tension between u and the lobotomist before he drills a hole in ur brain 11:30 PM · 8/16/20 · Twitter for Android >

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Text - yalitza apariciosus @dunevillenuve the sexual tension between u and the theater employee when they rip ur ticket 1:40 AM · 8/17/20 · Twitter for iPhone >

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Text - DJ Jhallu @bitchboi42 the sexual tension between you and the leaf that u pull off a plant while walking around and slowly tear it into tiny pieces before finally letting it go like all your hopes and dreams 10:19 AM · 8/16/20 · Twitter for Android

18.

Text - simp king @sceneminister the sexual tension between you and you on a zoom 6:33 PM · 8/17/20 · Twitter Web App

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Text - myna @mynnnuu * the sexual tension between two teenagers getting introduced to each other at wedding + 3:58 PM · 8/16/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - sarah schauer @sarahschauer the sexual tension between you and the other customer at the register who's anxiously cramming their cash and change into their wallet while looking back at you and apologizing for their slowness 8:28 PM · 8/16/20 · Twitter for iPhone

21.

Text - kiara @sofwylies the sexual tension between you and your sleep paralysis demon 8:39 PM · 8/16/20 · Twitter for iPhone

22.

Text - Hannah Blasco @caprisun_daddy The sexual tension between you and the water slide guy when you're waiting to go down 8:09 PM · 8/16/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - DJ Jhallu @bitchboi42 The sexual tension between you and the bar of soap that has fallen to the bathroom floor while you are showering and refuses to be picked dn 10:56 AM · 8/15/20 · Twitter for Android

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Text - Wheat Feild @wendys_dumpster The sexual tension between you and the person adjusting your seatbelt on a rollercoaster 1:54 PM · 8/1/20 · Twitter for Android

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