16 MLM Cringeposts For Boss Babes And 'Entrepreneurs' Alike

We all know that MLM salespeople on our social media feeds are annoying as hell, but we also can't help but feel a little bad for them; they are victims of a pyramid scheme after all, and once you get sucked into the scheme it's tough not to drink the Kool-aid. As is such, here's a roundup of some cringey memes and posts about pyramid schemes that we found highly amusing!

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Text - Ken Klippenstein O @kenklippenstein "Defunding the police is too extreme" We make little kids do pyramid scheme fundraisers to keep their schools open Imao >

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Text - "I dOn'T cOndOnE LoOtInG" says the bitch doing pyramid schemes. >

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Forehead - My face when someone I haven't talked to in ten years asks me if l'd like to be my own boss: 3UFFICE

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Text - 9:59 9:49 AM Hey girl! I recently started selling younique makeup and skincare and was curious if you would take a look at my website and see if there's anything you want to try? Sorry, but as a rule I don't buy from MLMS I'm not sure what that means 9:58 AA Q A is younique an mim Google A is younique an mlm ALL NEWS SHOPPING IMAGES VIDEOS Showing results for is younique a mlm Search instead for is younique an mim Younique is not just a direct sales company - like Avon, it is also a multi

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Hair - ... 5 mins · Hi everyone! I am a registered nurse providing at home ear piercings. As a Rowan Nurse, we come to your home, complete a skin & ear assessment, & create a safe and celebratory piercing experience. I love this idea especially with the covid craziness going on. Simple, clean and convenient! Please feel free to message me if interested or with any questions you may have At-home ear piercing with a registered nurse Ravan Rewan +2 heer O Like Comment

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Technology - life hacks HDvoice 2020 If a job makes you pay money to work for them, it's a scam. Period. 30 Tuesday JUNE

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Text - That's interesting! :) Today 12:19 p.m. Hey girl, have you ever tried essential oils before? I feel like it's something that totally jibes with your personality!!! Hey girl! Have you ever shown an interest in my life or my personality beyond trying to hawk your MLM products?| Send ... 6. 7 8 9. Q' w E R T YuI' o'P TYU Io' P A S D FG HJKL Z X C V B N M ?123

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Adaptation - Actual photo of Rodan & Fields "consultants" giving skin care advice

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Text - shelby marie @shelbykates i've figured out how to make it stop 11:42 7 all LTE 11:19 AM Hey lovely! I hope you're well during these strange times! I've come across your account and really like it so thought l'd pop you a quick message, hope you don't mind! probably seems slightly random but I wondered if you'd be open to hearing about my online health and wellness business and my experiences with it so far? The business might not be for you and that's absolutely fine but l'd love to be ab

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Text - Styna Lane @StynaLane I am That Bitch™ reporting every post I see that suggests essential oils are an effective defense against COVID-19. There's a reason hospitals aren't @Stynalane using tea tree oil, Karen.

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Skin - Would you look at that? It even tans your hardwood floors. 3:30 O Hey babes! If vou have not reached out to my girl r this amazing tan changıng expernence..you need to right away. I have two tubes right now and don't ever want to run out!

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Text - AM • So y'all believe in Herbalife but not in Covid ... O Like Comment Share 148

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Text - 58% 5:00 PM Thread It's weird how "daddy issues" became an insult to women when it's men who fail as fathers. 511 27 91K O 365K Wow I didn't think this would blow up I sell all natural plant based products!e itworks.com contact me for more info! 8:51 AM · 15 Jun 20 · Twitter for iPhone 36 Retweets 405 Likes Tweet your reply

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Text - Animal Crossing villagers and the MLMS they look like they would sell Shitpost LipSense by SeneGence" younique Jambette Soleil Monique AVON MARY KAY PURE ROMANCE Alli Gloria Violet

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Text - You're friends on Facebook Studies at University Lives in 12:18 PM hey i see you love coffee! if Yου cOuld just suit+ch γοur coffee and lose 10-30 lbs would you?? I'm looking for a few product models who will get to use mY discount! are You interEsted?? 12:45 PM I'd rather crap in my hands and clap no need to be rude hun You've Blocked You can't message or call them in this chat, and you won't receive their messages or calls. UNBLOCK SOMETHING'S WRONG

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Text - Josh Johnson @JoshJohnson Be nice to everyone in high school. They are all the future customers of your pyramid scheme.

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