Eighteen Relationship Tweets That Speak The Dang Truth

Relationships take a lot of hard work to be successful, on behalf of both partners. There may be a fair amount of turmoil along the way, but hey, at least we learn something and also get some entertainment out of it!

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Text - Valerie Following @ValeeGrrl Husband got excited thinking I was touching myself under the covers but I was actually just opening a Kit Kat I didn't wanna share. 11:28 PM - 29 Dec 2015 6,052 Retweets 9,510 Likes

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Text - Simon Holland y Follow @simoncholland My wife brought home low sodium bacon and now I understand what it means when someone says they love you but they aren't IN LOVE with you. 8:53 PM - 28 Oct 2014 17 639 1,073

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Text - BELA Follow @isabelaseraffim Its so crazy to me to think that my boyfriend existed & had a life before he met me like how did he live without me all those years dam 2:40 AM - 3 Jul 2017 2,395 Retweets 6,702 Likes

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Text - Kalvin Following @KalvinMacleod Relationships aren't complicated. Calculus is complicated. Relationships are like if you tried to date calculus. 1:27 PM - 25 Jul 2016 18 Retweets 48 Likes

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Text - Mumsie Follow @MUMSIEesq My husband just texted me from the bathroom and asked me to bring him "A LOT more toilet paper," so yeah, the romance ain't dead people. 7:42 AM - 8 Mar 2016 370 Retweets 777 Likes

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Text - Walking Outside @WalkingOutside y Follow My husband's so smart. He's prepared for the Apocalypse by leaving pants puddled on the family room floor so he can make a quick exit. 6:28 PM - 27 Jan 2016 17 80 V 181

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Text - rob delaney @robdelaney y Follow My wife is a total MILF! *Mammal I've Learned to Fear 9:21 PM - 22 May 2016 17 1,283 4,598

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Text - Aparna Nancherla o Following @aparnapkin Relationships are like health insurance: all your preexisting conditions start coming out AFTER you've been approved 10:30 PM - 23 Oct 2014 59 Retweets 203 Likes

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Text - Brian Gaar Follow @briangaar Relationships are mostly you apologizing for saying something hilarious 3:51 PM - 14 Nov 2012 12,871 Retweets 17,853 Likes k.

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Text - Erica Boland Follow @OtherBolandGirl All I want is for you to love me and let me put my cold feet on you. #nosocks #marriedpeopleissues 6:13 AM - 29 Mar 2016 6 17

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Text - Matthew Broussard Following @mondaypunday I moved in with my girlfriend after 1 year. People say we're rushing in but we're both so in love with saving $900/mo. 3:22 PM - 4 Jul 2017 15 Retweets 171 Likes

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Text - Housewife of Hell y Follow @HousewifeOfHell Husband's car pulled in the driveway while I was vacuuming. I put it away quickly and pretended to be lazy so he wouldn't get any bad ideas. 2:10 AM - 18 Apr 2016 17 65 138

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Text - Matt O'Brien Following @matt_obrien a long term relationship means hearing "let me empty my butt before you shower" while still finding that other person sexually attractive 1:51 PM - 15 Dec 2013 3 Retweets 12 Likes

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Text - Josh W Follow @iwearaonesie Before I got married I didn't even know there was a wrong way to put the milk back in the fridge 8:41 PM - 10 Jun 2015 t7 1,931 3,097

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Text - Ally Maynard O Follow @missmayn The secret to a successful long-term relationship is the ability to laugh at the same joke 3,682,000 times. 1:44 AM - 19 Oct 2015 60 Retweets 115 Likes

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Text - Amanda Hugnkiss Follow @caliluvgirl77 [introducing myself to new boyfriends parents] "Hi, I usually don't make it this far" 6:57 PM - 22 Jan 2016 3,522 Retweets 7,674 Likes

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Text - Amy Dillon @amydillon y Follow When my husband goes outside to investigate a strange noise, how long do I have to wait before un-pausing the show we were watching? 6:20 AM - 30 Dec 2015 17 656 1,522

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Text - Christie Johnson y Follow @cjohnsonking5 MARRIED SEXTING: I'm not wearing any underwear...because you never put the laundry in the dryer like I asked you to 100 flipping times. 11:09 PM- 19 Sep 2015 17 140 224

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