Random Memes & Tweets Of No Consequence

Are you currently on a boring commute? Waiting in the longest Covid-19 test line ever? Watching your laundry tumble around as it dries? Sounds boring af. Perhaps you need a random batch of funny memes to entertain you while you're in between tasks. Lucky for you, we at memebase are professional meme hunters and we've got just the collection of memes perfect for killing time. 

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Product - when someone asks what you did all day

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Text - Ayush @ayushguptaaa Doctor: Your body has ran out of magnesium. Me: Omg 07:01 · 19/10/2020 · Twitter Web App 92.5K Retweets and comments 553K Likes

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Text - Growly Grego @GrowlyGrego Follow Hey nice try, people named Tristan. Or I should say Stan Stan Stan. 8:52 AM - 3 Dec 2013 6 t3 4,721 8,917

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Text - HORNY STRORNY STRESSED STRORNGRY HORNGRY STRANGRY STRUNGRY ANGRY HANGRY HUNGERAD SANGRY HUNGRY SUNGRY SAD STRURNGRY STRUNGRAD HURNGRY STRAD SORNY HORNGRAD

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Text - Elle Oh Hell @ElleOhHell MARIE KONDO: Does this item spark joy? ME: no MARIE KONDO: Does this spark joy? ME: No, it doesn't *three hours later in an empty house* ME: Oh wait I have depression

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Text - Introvert Vibes @IntrovertSquad Friend: wanna hang out tomorrow? Me: I actually performed an activity yesterday. Please wait the three day recovery period to submit another inquiry. 7/12/18, 4:02 PM

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Text - When I first started my job: what needs to be done? What else can I do to help? Me now: fire me I dare u

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Text - Brandon Scott Wolf O @BrandonEsWolf I don't struggle with depression. Like at this point I have it down. I'm good at depression.

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Cartoon - you are safe now my sweet child HIGH SCHOOL ENGLISH TEACHERS GAY TEENS, i owe you my life

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Text - horoscope girls be like: hey i'm sorry i cheated on you and fucked your dad but i'm an asparagus, it's just how i am

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Font - QUENTINED AND TARANTINED BY WRITTIN DIRECTINO

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Diagram - People at a Bakery Woke Up At 6:00am For This "Too Many People Are In Here" "This Clerk Is Too Slow Early IF You Morning VAin't First Let's Get Bank Robbers Disrogard Grinders For This Bread You're Linos Last Knows These Streets Will Attack You To Maintain Status Quo Will Hustle You Ducks

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Text - onutsornonuts: We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn't stay alive.

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Text - [on a romantic dinner date] girlfriend: *takes some of my fries* me: *quietly puts engagement ring back into my pocket*

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Text - When he starts hollering at you from his own ride. What? Scrub is evolving!

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Text - Jon @ArfMeasures Cop: you're going to prison for forgery Me *slides him a 37 dollar bill* what about now 11:10 AM · 7/17/20 · Twitter for Android

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Text - interrogator: say it me, tied to a chair: i'm not saying shit interrogator: *slaps me* say that the customer is always right. SAY IT. me: *spits blood in their face* fuck you

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Vehicle door - PRO TIP: To drain all the oil, squeeze the car real good.

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Animated cartoon - Management Hey, ever done four people's jobs before? Understaffed employees No. why? Would you like to?

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Text - I once posted a meme that got 22likes so maybe you should think twice before you speak to me that way uper Deluxe

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Cartoon - staying informed staying off social media to preserve my mental health

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Text - Bailey Davis @baybaydayday If I had a dollar for every time I hit a curb I'd have like 27 dollars which isn't a lot of money but is a lot of times to hit a curb 10/18/18, 07:45

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Text - nash™ @nash_official men buying pants: this is my size, i shall buy them women buying pants: this store runs a little big, but these pants are high waisted and don't stretch. which phase of the moon are we in? 9:51 AM · 4/10/20 · Twitter for Android

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Yellow - laina: pancakethedoxie: People on the street lose their minds when Pancake wears her raincoat.

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Face - True Confessions From DND People You are not alone "If I saw a small, crouching figure that quickly turned and revealed itself to be a goblin of some sort, or a gnome, I would not be very surprised" -Linda, 38 "I saw a flock of demons carrying a man away and I did not tell God on them because they asked me not to. I am now very wealthy" -Harold, 55 "My greatest fear is someone breaking an egg across my body, christening me 'Egg Boy' as if I were some sort of boat" -Egg Boy, boat

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Illustration - BUTTER 1 FIRST QUAUTY 1 BUTTER TALESPOON EAS TNIT No FO ETA SA O 60. 00:0:0

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Text - *kayde @queen_kayde White girls get dream catcher tattoos and wonder why their lives are going to shit like idk Sara maybe ask the thing inked on your body that attracts bad shit you unseasoned chicken wing

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Text - Me: When I get home l'm going to finish all the work l've been putting off, clean up and finally get my shit together Me when I get home: IG Chornyshrimp

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Cartoon - Hç”°ç”° I Is this self-care? HI H Is this procrastination? @theFreshMSW @theFreshMSW ç”°ç”° No, this is self-care. No, this is procrastination. Posted in r/socialwork by u/theFreshMSW O reddit

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Hand - My hands look like this so her hands can... Fuck, I forgot I was single. Ok so my hands look like this so my wallet can look like... Alright, what the fuck.

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Text - Remain humble, but still let these bitches know.

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Text - Things I dont understand Venn Diagrams : yes 24 16

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