Stimulating Memes For People Who Can't Pay Attention

Greetings. Do you remember how you got here or did you stumble onto this page through a rapid series of distractions? We'll keep this short in case you're one of those people whose experience of focusing is not unlike trying to hit thousands of moles at the same time with one stick in a game of whack-a-mole. Wait, what were we saying? Oh yeah...memes!

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Job - ADHD is like having the bestidea and then imatin.com

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Text - me after reading the same page of a book for the 6th time only to realize that i retained none of the information that i just read & have to read it again but now i'm distracted thinking about why i can't remember anything & have to go back and read the same page for the 8th time

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Text - candy crush @djcoochnbooch what i love about my friends is that 70 years ago we all would have been lobotomized 7:10 PM Oct 7, 2019 Twitter for iPhone 7.2K Retweets 27.5K Likes

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Text - me: "OMG how am I going to get all these assignments done I have no time" also me: 123RF 23RF 123RF

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Shelf - Me: I need a screwdriver from the garage My brain: Hey, I've never sorted the flower pots in the 6 years I've lived here RADISH POPCORN

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Cartoon - adhdmemes fataliitea Follow fataliitea Follow adhd b like AWW FUCK OO00 I FORGOT TOREMEMBER Trall.me #rb

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Text - When you had 2 weeks to write a paper but now it's the night before and you haven't done any of it Wait a minute, how did this bappenve're smarter than this.

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Text - Devan Gallagher @devanmickell - 1d ADHD is when you buy a blender and then make smoothies every day for 2 weeks and then never make one or even acknowledge your blender ever again. O 570 t7 12.2K 84.5K Rach @Ralobat Replying to @devanmickell and @ADHD Alien 1) Get an idea 2) Spend a week researching the idea and required tools. 3) Buy tools. 4) Really enjoy the new hobby/task for a week, start buying more equipment. 5) Lose motivation, go back to step one with a completely new thing. 9:16

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Cartoon - My ADHD Movie playing in the YouTube videos on background my phone

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Organism - hating myself for being 'lazy" and procrastinating understanding that i have adhd and that this is executive dysfunction and not a moral failing making a meme about my executive dysfunction instead of doing the thing i've been procrastinating doing reading the entirety of The Protestant Work Ethic to convince myself that 'productivity' is a construct that serves capitalist interests and therefore being lazy is actually a form of leftist praxis .. instead of doing the thing i've been p

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Eyewear - Neil Armstrong's name spelled backwards is "Gnorts, Mr. Alien" @sooextradude

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Text - Your bf/gf should be your 2nd priority. Your 1st priority should ALWAYS be your rap career

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Text - Me: *keeps looking at ADHD memes to see what else i can relate to at 1:30 AM* CIT I don't need sleep. I need answers.

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Text - madlori: tzikeh: some-fantastic-url-name: just-watch-me-hachiko: ulanji: torukunl: letmebecrystalqueer: yourfavmoroccan: i-am-haram: chai tea (tea tea) naan bread (bread bread) sharia law (law law) sahara desert (desert desert) lake tahoe (lake lake) el camino way (the way way) pendle hill (hill hill hill) soviet union (union union) mississippi river (big river river) the los angeles angels (the the angels angels) hula dance (dance dance) dc comics (detective comics comics) shakira (shaki

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Text - henrydefencesquad inside of you are two wolves. one wants to work on a million new and exciting projects. the other refuses to do anything it's not instantly good at. you are a former gifted kid

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Text - When my brain goes on a little adventure instead of attending to the conversation I'm having.. CCC

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News - Swedish TV accidentally puts subtitles from a kid's show over a political debate, and it's brilliant: svl2 direkt blteslal Liget "I will build the best sand castle in the galaxy" 1. nerdeas He's got my vote

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Text - Sshow me the stupid thing so that may laugh

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Text - Hell on Wheels @rollwthepunches It's so irritating when you describe a symptom to someone and they go "I think we all do that". We all pee too, Karen, but if you're doing it 60 times a day there's probably a problem.

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Text - Me leaving work on Friday Me going back because I have to work Saturday made with mematic

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Text - lethbian me: I should go to therapy probably (later at therapy) therapist: so how are you? me: fine! I'm great actually I don't know why I'm here I'm so great Source: false 246,728 notes A

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Text - when you're part of the group but not the conversation What's going on? It's annoying or not interesting I'm in this photo and I don't like it I think it shouldn't be on Facebook It's spam

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Text - henry joce @henry_joce Some of you never spent hours at the kitchen table crying as your dad shouts 'WHAT IS 3 TIMES 7?'

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Text - When you check the schedule and see who you're working with. ADER FFLIN JM HALPERT @nurseselfish @CCA LIFE Global HD

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Text - Jenna Peterson @SmallJenna I hate this whole "women can be sexy at fifty!" narrative. At what age will society stop demanding I try to be hot and just let me turn into an old swamp witch, as nature intended? 7:32 AM · Feb 27, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone

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Action-adventure game - THE LEGEND OF GOING TO BED AT A REASONABLE HOUR

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Text - stuart fiddle @stuartfiddle wow it's Day already! Feels like only yesterday it was also Day 9:53 AM · 2020-04-06 · Twitter for iPhone 1,544 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 6,803 Likes

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Text - a @cableknitjumper [bolting upright in bed] if a Kit Kat is filled with rejected Kit Kats then how did they make the firST KIT KAT Food & Wine > News Solving the Mystery of Kit Kat Filling | Food & Wine Feb 5, 2016 – The Kit Kat rejects all get mashed up together into a paste, which is Nestle then used to fill the wafers of other Kit Kats. 9:13 PM · 10/27/20 · Twitter for Android

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Text - synthetic-blanket-hairs Follow ITS THE FINAL BRAIN CELL *kazoo solo* slothful-rabbit Follow I can't even describe the pain when I realized I could hear this in perfect clarity in my head Source: synthetic-blanket-hairs

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Text - I don't understand how my room becomes such a bombsite when all I do is lie in my bed

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Text - Extremely Socially Distant Tom... O 1d v we really overused the this-is-fine dog way too early 09 82 274,461 34.9K Dan Bennett @nerdyatty Replying to @tomtomorrow It was hard to anticipate just how fine things would get. 12:51 PM · 4/27/20 Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Sticks and stones may break my bones Words will also hurt me Compliments make me uncomfortable I have social anxiety I'm a wreck Just go

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Product - R etn tonystarktrek: theangelshavethearhat: deactivate: this might go over the heads of some of the kids on here. did you just This is the greatest post I have ever seen because it is both a pun and a harsh truth.

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Medical imaging - I really feel like eating a bagel right now Maybe l'll have a bagel later I don't feel like eating a bagel, maybe l'll force myself to eat one anyway I'LL NEVER EAT EVER AGAIN

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