Strange Crap People Attempted To Sell Online

There's no limit to what people will try to sell online. Whether it's a chair strapped to a sheep, chicken nuggets shaped like video game characters, or a $7 million Soviet-era submarine—the insane listings we come across on Craigslist and eBay are entertaining at the very least. There's no doubt some of these posts are simply meant to make people laugh. Or maybe the guy trying to sell used coffins is really just hoping they'll end up on r/CrackheadCraigslist. You've got to wonder, do people ever buy the joke? 

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Clothing - ... 2d 6 Walmart vest for sale e 80 dollars ..Walk right in ;Get what u want and walk right out I'm willing to negotiate eO #FirstComeFirstServe #NoHolds

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Barechested - Sep 15 · O KICK MY ASS TO IMPRESS YOUR GIRLFRIEND Are you tired of your girlfriend thinking you're a fucking pussy? Well for just a small fee you can prove her wrong, and show her how much of a badass you truly are. Just set up a time and location for me to come harass your girlfriend/significant other and then BAM you come in and rock my shit. Weekdays - $50 Weekends - $60

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Food - Rollin Stone tongue shaped pickle(kosher dill)..misspelled as to not infringe on any copyright $10,000 Listed over a week ago in St Petersburg, FL

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Pink - l AT&T 10:16 PM 9O 26% posted an item for sale. October 19, 2018 · O Vintage exercise equipment from grandmother's basement Message $300 O Dawsonville, GA Antique exercise furniture from my grandmother's basement, 300 obo 9+

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Organism - ... TO. kjøp ,salg, bytte og gis bort 30 min • A Pris msammenligning vanskelig å finne. Settes derfor til 4500,- ut fra andre nærliggende utstoppinger. Kan sees/ hentes nær +6 KR 4 500 MELDING Hakuna matatta! Vortesvin! Beste delen!

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Alpaca - Dodge ram 2500 for sale, 600k miles runs like new. 15k firm. Don't low ball me I know what I have. 1974 Dodge Ram 2500 $15,000 O Driven 600,000 miles H Automatic transmission Listed over a week ago in Commerce City, CO Send seller a message Hello, is this still available? Send

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Rock - RARE MCDONALDS CHICKEN NUGGET ROCK $390.00 8 viewed per hour or Best Offer See details for delivery est. • New condition • No returns, but backed by eBay Money back guarantee "RARE MCDONALDS CHICKEN NUGGET ROCK. Condition is New. Shipped with USPS First Class Package." Read full description See details

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Vehicle - Soviet Alfa class submarine - $7,000,000 (LAKE WORTH) For sale Have to part with my sub. The Soviet Alfa-class submarine was a great submarine. This one was built in 1978 and at the time was faster and could go deeper than anything the US had. Can reach 45 knots of speed and 2,400 feet of depth. I picked up this one from my Uncle Rico in Vladivostok and it is currently just off the Boynton inlet. Just think of the fun you could have with your own submarine and lets face it, a

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Food - 86% 1 9:26 AM ... Among us characters shape Nugget $20 Listed over a week ago in Lincoln, NE Send seller a message

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Product - LTE VOLTE 80% 6:29 6 Hidden Valley Ranch TOPPING &DRESSING 00:04 -00:13 Ranch Bottle of Ranch Dressing decorated with Swarovski® crystals that was sent to Jeffree Star $350.00 Only 1 available

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Text - > knoxville Tennessee yard ... sale online 47m · E 7 foot tall plug in pennywise. It has sayings it says plugs into the wall. And jumps up and down. Eyes light up etc. 250 cash. Just in time for Halloween FAMILY yr iry begar iaer nd $250 KNOXVILLE, TN MESSAGE 7 foot penny wise COVID-19 Info for Buyers and Sellers Learn More 7 Comments

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Photo caption - 125K V 'SEXY' TAXIDERMIED RAT UNDERWEAR

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Land vehicle - 4wheeler $950 Have a 4wheeler can ride the trails titled 4wheeler uses sticker has title runs great lots of fun can haul 5 people at a time use it for hunting or just fun will consider some kind of trade $950 OR SALE +4

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Plant - TEW ? 1:08 PM © O n 87% ... Broken microphone $10 Listed 2 days ago in Stayton, OR e Seller prefers door drop off or pick up. Learn More Send seller a message Is this still available? Send

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Text - Sell Anything and Everything St George UT 1h · E l'd like to go ahead and get Covid out of the way. We are all going to get it and l'd like to get it before I travel so that I don't have to cancel my plans or give it to anybody who doesn't want it since it will be planned. If you know anybody who has symptoms and is positive, please let me know. LOTS of comments, but PLEASE message me if you know somebody. I'm totally serious. $123 WASHINGTON, UT ISO somebody who currently has MESSAGE COV

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Product - Sofa for Sale £50 Ask for Details This automatically sends a message to the seller asking about availability. vessage Save Share More Sofa for sale, as you can see from this cunt asleep on it it's very comfortable. If you agree to take him as well 'll let you have it for fuck all!

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Photo caption - 9:12 & M all 24% Two RealDolls, no heads, very heavy duty and jiggly love dolls $1.000 7 Comments O Like Comment N Send |||:

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Text - Verizon LTE 8:31 AM 77% Selling my parents cocaine party table. 52"x18"x26"h. Great shape. PM me for details. $45 $45

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Text - Item 1 of 3 216 TRAVIS SCOTT x McDonalds Collab (The Travis Scott Meal) IN HAND FRESH!!! US $800.00 +Free Shipping Starting bid | 5d 6h Est. Delivery Sat, Oct 24 - Tue, Oct 27

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Briefs - Underwear $20 I have a pair of supreme underwear for sale I got in a fight at the bar the other night and somebody gut punched me and I shit myself. I'm sure the stain could be removed but it smells so bad when I go to clean it I gag and puke Su me Supreme

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Text - 3h Finally gave my finger nails the big chop, and now l'm selling the clippings! Only $25 to have all these little pieces of me...you should be so lucky! I want someone to purchase these and upon receiving them, send me a video of you eating them. Who's game?

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Product - REE 5 hrs . I know what I got here no lowballs. $100 Al MESSAGE Thor's hammer

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Fictional character - rd Sale ... ror 1h • A $10. MESSAGE Deadpool costume COVID-19 Info for Buyers and Sellers LEARN MORE O Like Comment

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Play - 4:20 1 Croc door decoration $50 Handmade Croc door decoration. Porch pick up Only within 48 hours, 70th and A street area, Cross posted. COVID-19 Info for Buyers and Learn More

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Toilet - ll Verizon LTE 00:13 1 31% O Area Buy, Sell, ... Trade 34m · A Just remodeled a bathroom at an up scale Cabernet, they absolutely wanted this commode trashed. I just couldn't throw it away. It was just too unique. Unfortunately the wife wont let me keep it. 1 of a kind. Open to trades of equal value. $2,300 Shoe commode MESSAGE (이(

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Screenshot - Used coffins. $500 Lided 30 weeks ago in Budaye AZ O Message Details Ihave about a dozen coffins for sale. They have only been used once, and they will need a good cleaning. Some rot is present. Bring lysol. Va De Buckeye, AZ Location is appresimate Seller Information "oined facebooki 2009 Send seller a message Hi is this available? Send

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Text - ebay Shop by category Q Search for anything All Categones Search Advanced ebay > Home & Garden > Food & Beverages > Pantry > Snacks > Cheese Bals & Puted Snacks Share Jalepino Cheddar Cheetos "4" ebay MONEY BACK GUARANTEE 2 viewed per hour $2,500.00 Buy It Now Add to cart or Best Offer Make Offer See details for delivery est. Watch • New condition * No retums, but backed by sBavMoney. back, ouaranten Jalepino Cheddar Cheetos 4". Condtion ia New Shipped with USPS Priority Mail." Sold by is

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Text - ... OTHERS BREATHE YOUR SMOKE KING BRYAN DIED AGED 34 SMOKING UNBORN BABIES ... PlayStation 4 1tb $123 Listed 7 hours ago ind Send seller a message Hi, is this available? Send

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