If you've ever tuned into Evangelical Christian television, you're already aware of its inherently cringey qualities. But today we're here to offer up some vintage Christian cringe that feels like something right out of HBO's The Righteous Gemstones. The video comes courtesy of Twitter user @RebekaDawn, and it's an incredible spectacle of awkward snapping, dramatic beats, and some seriously goofy choreography. We've included the video below, along with some more wince-worthy Christian rap and some of the more clever and incredulous reactions. Our next move? Probably practicing these dances in the mirror.
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Y'all... Come look at this pic.twitter.com/gABWC9Jptm
— RebekaDawn✨ (@RebekaDawn) October 18, 2020
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Same energy π pic.twitter.com/EVPVzRHpQw
— Emillie (@lachula17) October 18, 2020
3. THE DISCIPLE SLIDE
This dude said fuck a moonwalk lemme hit the disciple slide! pic.twitter.com/OXYjg7Ja4D
— ππΎππΎSimpAss (@DavidSnapped) October 18, 2020
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Didn't know Patrick Bateman got down like this. pic.twitter.com/UOQlfQ4zQI
— Amanda Hugginkiss (@Dierre_Zoldyck) October 18, 2020
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This is my favorite one they did. And I can’t even deny the girls ate up that choreo π pic.twitter.com/T3NqCrrk0S
— Rhandeezus ππΎ♀️ (@brown__sugaaa) October 18, 2020
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he needs to dance battle this guy https://t.co/pqGuve7xwN
— Emilio Andres Diaz π΅π·π©π΄ (@imlaughalone) October 18, 2020
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I know damn well the Holy Ghost did not advise this man to snap like this pic.twitter.com/2GnlbxnjpU
— jeff benzos (@ReallScrilla) October 18, 2020
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Is this that long forgotten comeback album from The Human League? pic.twitter.com/7mVUmBQJMw
— U F O (@uforb2000) October 18, 2020
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Cool. Now I don't have to go to church again forever. pic.twitter.com/IttGeckbli
— Sharky π¦ (@FailShark) October 18, 2020
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