Just when you thought this year couldn't get any more unhinged, if you log on to Twitter right now, you'll find that 'Zoom Dick' is one of the top trending topics. And yes, it's pretty much what it sounds like. According to VICE, the New Yorker has suspended CNN reporter Jeffrey Toobin after he whipped it out during a Zoom meeting with his colleagues. Toobin claims the indecent exposure was accidental, believing his camera was off at the time. Yikes.
Many on Twitter are lamenting the fact that we'll have to add 'Zoom Dick Incident' to the big, fat 2020 history books, while others are embracing the absurd event as a distraction from global pandemic, ceaseless wildfires, and electoral shit-shows. To be honest, we're pretty surprised something like this hasn't already happened at this point. Here's how people on Twitter are reacting to The Great Zoom Dick Incident of 2020.
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He probably won't need more than 5-10 minutes.
— Ina Garten's Love Slave πΊπ² (@TTwi5ted) October 19, 2020
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Just... wow. Jeffrey Toobin’s apology is the weirdest part, it’s basically "I’m sorry I didn’t turn the camera off" instead of "I’m sorry that I’m a psycho and whipped my dick out during a work zoom".
— Robby Starbuck (@robbystarbuck) October 19, 2020
https://t.co/w3rVz4cazl
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— Mikael Thalen (@MikaelThalen) October 19, 2020
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the new game is to replace every new yorker cartoon caption with "Jeffrey Toobin took his dick out on a Zoom call." pic.twitter.com/NkuxsTJtxs
— Ryan 'Follow @SecretBase' Simmons (@rysimmons) October 19, 2020
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Regarding Zoom Dick: there's a lot to unpackage here.
— Charlotte Clymer π³️π (@cmclymer) October 19, 2020
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shocked Zoom Dick hasn't been on our 2020 bingo card until now
— Sarah Solomon (@sarahsolfails) October 19, 2020
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“zoom dick” pic.twitter.com/5vMJIpfpqu
— πππ«ππ§π¨ (@RiversVEVO) October 19, 2020
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"zoom dick incident" pic.twitter.com/FXDFgkwFk4
— Alison Herman (@aherman2006) October 19, 2020
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The term “Zoom dick incident” wouldn’t have made much sense a year ago, but today you don’t even need an explanation.
— Masket or Casket π·⚰️ (@smotus) October 19, 2020
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"Did someone say Zoom Dick?" pic.twitter.com/A5BwD6SYZl
— Γ5-L3 iv2iv (@Aisle424) October 19, 2020
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I saw Zoom Dick Incident open for the Red Hot Chili Peppers in 1993
— Chuck Wendig (@ChuckWendig) October 19, 2020
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Students in 2176 opening page 64 of their history books and seeing 'Gender Reveal Wildfire' and 'Zoom Dick': pic.twitter.com/AiJTYTPHGX
— ASNwrites (@uhhh78175920) October 19, 2020
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me when i see “zoom dick” trending pic.twitter.com/I3DK9p14VW
— rachel spooky π (@rachel_sharpie) October 19, 2020
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*logs on*
— The Medusa of Monterey (@medusa_monterey) October 19, 2020
*Zoom Dick is trending * pic.twitter.com/dPmk9HgOrP
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“Zoom dick” is the new “cellar door”
— Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) October 19, 2020
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Zoom Dick sounds like a Louis CK bit
— Marcella Arguello (@marcellacomedy) October 19, 2020
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Wow. The Zoom dick incident is making me wonder just how many guys are, in fact, whipping it out while on mute. #ZoomDickIncident
— Cee π³️π Kentucky Democrat (@GatodeMiel) October 19, 2020
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This is how to never have a Zoom Dick issue pic.twitter.com/qyiOriTBuo
— Scott Hanselman (@shanselman) October 19, 2020
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When you think you’re having a meeting but end up apart of a Zoom dick incident instead pic.twitter.com/ZSq45Xyrjr
— Weekly Newsical (@WeeklyNewsical) October 19, 2020
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the media: we are 15 days away from the most important election in our lifetime. please make a plan to vote. this is critical
— Jordan Lancaster (@jordylancaster) October 19, 2020
americans: lmao zoom dick
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I misread the Jeffrey Toobin story and got confused because I thought he had exposed himself as a dick years ago.
— Noam Blum (@neontaster) October 19, 2020
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— Sarah Jones (@onesarahjones) October 19, 2020
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Every journalist trading Zoom hog information today pic.twitter.com/JX0cXMepGS
— Gabriella Paiella (@GMPaiella) October 19, 2020
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