15 Times People Were Annihilated By Words

Tilesh Bo November 11, 2020

It's hard not to enjoy seeing people get totally owned online after they say something painfully idiotic. The internet is rife with spontaneous battles of wit, and although it's more common to see a bunch of hot-heads saying stupid shit at each other in a void, once in a while you can catch someone schooling others with some fire comebacks. We've got a handful of these instances where someone was totally murdered by words.

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Text - Repeat after me. men are stupid. I agree, I mean your father could've used a condom, but here you are. Press M to open your map and find your corpse.

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Eyebrow - I love these eyelashes Xavier If she blinks more than once. She's gonna fly. 10m Like Reply

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Text - Top Fan Ijust can't wait till they come for my guns fun will start then 15m Like Reply 2 watching you perform the harrowing mental gymnastics required to defend the police but wax poetic about the day when you finally have just cause to murder them makes me think you're well on your way to becoming a gold medalist in The Dumbass Olympics. Just now Like Reply

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Text - (-) [deleted] 10.1k polints 3 months ago I thought this was going to be a "caught a cheater" vid permalink embed save report reply [- | 3646 points 3 months ago I'm glad it wasn't permalink embed save parent report give award reply (-) 581 points 3 months ago .scripted that way. permalink embed save parent report give award reply [-) | 2105 points 3 months ago & 2 & They say "Never meet your heroes." I would usually abide by that advice, but today you changed my mind. I want to meet someo

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Text - Donald J. Trump @realDonald Trump 000 So ridiculous. Greta must work on her Anger Management problem, then go to a good old fashioned movie with a friend! Chill Greta, Chill! Roma Downey @RealRomaDowney Dec 11, 2019 Congrats @GretaThunberg twitter.com/TIME/status/12. 1:22 PM · Dec 12, 2019 - Twitter for iPhone Greta Thunberg 000 HFACE @GretaThunberg So ridiculous. Donald must work on his Anger Management problem, then go to a good old fashioned movie with a friend! Chill Donald, Chill! Do

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Text - Who are you and why are you posting ong wall You can now call each other and see information like Active Status and when you've read messages. This is her MAN and l'm not going to ask again. Why are you posting on her wall? I wrote "Happy Birthday", bud. I send birthday wishes to everyone on my list. You should try it. Never know who needs a boost, they might be stuck with some miserable possessive asshole! Fuck you ug. She doesnt need your fgt wishes. Unfriend her immediately or there wi

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Text - Rudy W. Giuliani @RudyGiuliani Why did the US (NIH) in 2017 give $3.7m to the Wuhan Lab in China? Such grants were prohibited in 2014. Did Pres. Obama grant an exception? Brooke Binkowski @brooklynmarie Replying to @RudyGiuliani I don't know, Rudy. Who was president in 2017? If only there was some way to find out.

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Text - Thread 12h My wife is a nurse and we live in a red state. She feels that wearing a mask significantly reduces the spread of the virus. I went to Sam's Club tonight with a face covering and was able to buy everything on my list. Weird how little it impacted my ability to shop. 56 27 22 949 I am a nurse and I disagree so not all nurses and doctors share that opinion. 15 25 I'm sure you have a medical license Imao Follow Divine Intervention, DNA Healing, Crystal Healing, Life Coaching, Light

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Text - lam, We are a young family looking to move to this area, we currently have a buuyer for our o wn property and are making every effort to find what is available to us. We haven't yet been able to find anything suitable on Rightmove as for a few reasons we are restricted to looking for houses in close walking distance of work and family, so there aren't many options. We are looking for a house with a good garden as we have a 5 year old daughter who would greatly benefit from one. We are loo

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Text - Rob DenBleyker @RobDenBleyker I don't think it takes 4 months to destroy two and a half miles of fence Dean Browning O @DeanBrowningPA · 5h What Trump built in 4 years, Biden will destroy in 4 months.

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Text - VICE Sunday at 12:00 PM Adderall, a drug trusted by millions of people, is essentially the same as meth. ODERA VICE.COM A Neuroscientist Explains How Meth Is Almost Identical to Adderall O Like Comment Share 24.1K This is a profoundly irresponsible article. The "small" difference actually represents a vastly different impact upon an individual. Try doing some scientific research before sensationalizing a highly biased source. Psy.D. Licensed Psychologist 3d Like Reply DO 2K Psychologist =

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Text - 000 Replying to @realDonald Trump and @BreitbartNews I stopped gaining weight once I stopped weighing myself! 21h 000 His point was majority of the testing kits are faulty. Grow up ffs 18h 000 I can't grow up. I stopped measuring. 1

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Text - 11:32 司 r/teenagers Vote 17 Share The pandemic was downplayed to an extent because the country didn't need everyone to start panicking like insane people. Also, you say deaths are higher than they should be, but compared to who? All of the countries who apparently handled this so well are minuscule compared to the US. There is roughly 330 million people in America. How many people live in your beloved New Zealand? About 5 million. Australia? 25 million. The UK? Just under 67 million. It i

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Text - Spencer Morgan @spencermor... 1d Wonder if l'll ever meet anyone whose experience of covid was worse than flu ... 456 27 122 666 Michael Rosen @MichaelRosen... 1d . HORL RU UNCLE GOBB My oxygen saturation level was 58. If my wife hadn't taken me to A and EI would have died within hours. I had blood clots in my lungs and bleeds or clots in my brain. Lost sight in eye, hearing in ear, feeling in toes. Flu? 62 27 260 1,088 Spencer Morgan @spencerm... · 20h . I haven't met you 27 2710 O 14 HO

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Text - How do I force my wife to change her last name to mine? I'm trying to force her to change it, but she said she wants to keep it. I am really angry and frustrated as her husband. What can I do? It's not her choice. I live in US Oh, you live in the US, that should explain your stupidity. Thanks for mentioning that. I was actually willing to write a proper answer explaining how ridiculous your question is until I read the last line. Show her this answer, if she's from the US too, she might g

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