24 Shower Thoughts For Deep Thinkers

What's a 'shower thought?' It's a fleeting morsel of wisdom that pops into your brain out of nowhere when you're doing something meditative, like showering or trying to fall asleep. Doing an activity that clears the head is kind of like making room for all the delightful randomness your brain is capable of. r/Showerthoughts is one of the best places to consume these clever ideas in bulk, and we've gathered a handful of the sub's latest highlights. Enjoy these thoughts that might cause your brain to do a double take.

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Text - r/Showerthoughts u/Counselor_X· 8h 2 2 3 2 1 The only reason grocery stores run out of essential items is because people are afraid that grocery stores will run out of essential items. 16.4k 222 1 Share

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Text - u/edgememeston • 16h ... Golden Showerthought 374 Awards • Top Awarded Gummy worms have more bones in them than actual worms. Excellent Showerthought 108k 2.2k 1 Share

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Text - u/PoorlyAttired · 18h 3 Awards The Lego star wars animated series is an animation of a computer game of a toy of a movie 1 5.7k 64 1 Share

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Text - u/trippy71 · 12h ... All retired bomb disposal engineers really good at their jobs. were 1 1.2k 28 1 Share

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Text - u/EventHorizon121 · 1d O 25 Awards It must have been weird being the first historian ever. "What are you doing?" "Just writing down stuff that's happening." "Why?" "It might be interesting to read about in the future." 54.7k 501 1 Share

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Text - u/SmashCrasher • 1d ... 11 Awards Our shadows are two dimensional but we have no way of telling if our third dimensional body is a shadow of a fourth dimensional being 12.3k 446 1 Share

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Text - u/fwalsh108 · 23h ... 3 1 Award You have probably made multiple decisions that saved your life without you ever realising it. 1 2.1k 88 1 Share

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Text - u/Gortrok · 13h Saying bitch at the beginning of a sentence is much less insulting than at the end of a sentence. 257 37 1 Share

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Text - u/luckie222 · 17h ... Dogs were probably (and still are) confused why humans just started wearing a face covering all of a sudden. 478 29 1 Share

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Text - u/mustystache · 5h ... O SPOILER Sometimes "Spoiler Alerts" are the spoilers. 52 14 Share

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Text - u/therealgold55 • 1d ... A 3 2 4 Awards Having to knock loudly on a door more than once is one of the most underratedly uncomfortable things out there 1 6.8k 147 1 Share

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Text - u/inquistrinate • 18h ... 1 Award Very few if any, will be named Alexa in the near future 295 6 1 Share

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Text - u/takaperoinen-miete · 1d O 2 Awards The additional problem to having problems that nobody else has is that there's no way to complain about your house being infested with butterflies without sounding ridiculous. 1 2.4k 83 1 Share

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Text - u/noelccnoel · 16h ... Having a nice car or nice clothes doesn't show others how much money you have, it shows them how much money you used to have. 1 147 1 Share LO

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Text - u/cubosh · 20h ... In only a few years we went from "the cake is a lie" to "everything is cake." 1 147 14 1 Share

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Text - u/Big-Money-Sloth • 1d E 2 OO 5 Awards Skyscrapers weigh a lot more during work hours. 10.4k 180 1 Share

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Text - u/ComoEIFuego · 2d ... O 41 Awards O NSFW The only thing appropriate to deep throat in public is a sword 54.9k 734 1 Share

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Text - u/2polew · 1d F O 2 Awards If we ever colonize Mars on large scale, there will be no way of playing online games between Mars and Earth, due to lighspeed limitation for sending data back and forth. 1.7k 350 1 Share

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Text - u/hezzyb · 2d ... S 1 Award The Power Rangers' highschool didn't do emergency head counts, otherwise they'd realize the same five kids were always missing in a disaster. 12.3k 196 1 Share

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Text - u/_bigbackclock_· 2d ... 5 Awards If you are 30 years old, you have celebrated one month of birthday. 7.7k 157 1 Share

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Text - O u/mousebert · 1h If the entire history of the Earth were condensed to a single calendar year. Humans would only have existed for 10 hours so far. 1 Vote 5 1 Share

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Text - u/AlexRid3r427 · 25m Having $1,000 doesn't feel like a lot, but owing $1,000 feels like owing a million dollars. Vote 2 1 Share

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Text - u/AJTangney • 3h ... A 2 3 10 Awards The main reason why music from older generations seems better is because the garbage is forgotten about 11.8k 457 1 Share

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Text - u/KomodoJo3• 1d ... 3 9 Awards Most of us have dead bodies in our refrigerators, they just aren't people. 9.5k 433 1 Share

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