27 Memes For Dads Who Love Corny Jokes

It's hard to precisely discern the difference between a regular dumb joke and a dad joke. It's something that you just recognize when you see it. Does the joke involve cars, boats, or wives? Probably a dad joke. Did a middle aged man make a pun about his meal to the server? Definitely a dad joke. That said, you certainly don't have to have kids to enjoy a good (or bad) pun. Just channel your inner dad and vibe with these corny memes. 

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Vehicle - Dads naming boats might be my favorite thing ever ABOAT TIME Fishizzle Feeling Näuti. ST. THONAS WOOD TOO WOOD NOT Pier Pressure ANCOUVER THE DAD UNSINKABLE II CIRRHOSIS OF THE RIVER AQUA HOLIC

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Font - SOMEBODY ASKED ME WHAT TO DO WITH LEFT OVER BACON I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF THAT KIND OF BACON. IS IT NEW? Ch

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Footwear - If your Dad wore shoes like this when you were growing up, you have siblings you've never met

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Text - My wife told me, "Take $30 and buy a Christmas nativity scene. The rest you can spend in beer."

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Text - The kids are building a fort Break it Tf is wrong with you If we can't have nice things neither can they.

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Text - I sat in my Haircutters chair and said "Make me look sexy. She started drinking....

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Motor vehicle - THE SNOOZE BUTTON CROWD ON THEIR WAY TO WORK

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Text - A human fart can be louder than a trombone. I discovered that at my daughter's school concert.

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Vegetation - REMOTE AREA

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Land vehicle - UNMANNED FERRARI MANNED FERRARI UNMANNED LAMBORGHINI MANNED LAMBORGHINI UNMANNED DELOREAN A-MS 1

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Text - THEY CALL THEM HEATED SEATS BECAUSE REAR DEFROSTER WAS ALREADY TAKEN

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Photo caption - Number One, I used to be addicted to the Hokey Pokey. How did you stop, sir? I turned myself around. ....

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Text - knock knock. who's there? baby yoda. baby yoda who? baby yoda only one for me

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Job - How's that kid doing that swallowed those coins? No change yet.

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Face - Three words, eight letters. Say it, and l'm yours. /Sarcamial Three words, eight letters-

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Text - Waiter: What can I get you? Dad: l'll have the rabbit stew. Waiter: I'll only bring you that if you promise not to say "There's a hare in my soup" Dad: Waiter: Dad: l'll have the chicken

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Job - PuntubOe Is this good for wasps? No, it kills them. NEST

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Font - BREATHTAKING VIEW OF THE MILKY WAY Milkywa Mars SEEN FROM MARS

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Text - If anyone gets a message from me about canned meat, don't open it. It's Spam.

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Property - Hi. I've forgotten what room I'm in No problem Sir. This is called 'The Lobby

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Tree stump - Finally, a post where the Fun Guy comes out on top.

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Face - I'm having problems with my hearing. Can you describe the symptoms? Marge has blue hair and Homer is a fat guy.

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Yoda - What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? Chowtogeek I dont know, what? HDMI

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Face - Lettuce come together. Romaine calm. This may just be the tip of the iceberg

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Soil - For Sale: Chevy with Big block 1969 Chevrolet Impala $5,000

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Text - My first job was at an orange juice factory, but I got eanned. I couldn't concentrate.

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Dog - "I specialize in roofing"

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