29 Poorly-Received Texts From Exes

Most people these days have that person in their phone saved as 'Satan,' or a similar person who you really, really don't want to hear from. Maybe they cheated or maybe they ghosted you. But chances are when you hear from these exes, you're probably not very happy about it. That's how these former lovers felt when their old flame's came back a-knockin', but they handled the solicitations with sass, spite, and a whole lot of confidence. 

1.

Text - I called I watched it ring Delivere iMessage

2.

Text - Dude. Do u remember me? Are you questioning my memory or your relevance

3.

Text - Yesterday 9:17 PM Неу... Delivered

4.

Text - iMessage Today 5:20 PM I miss you. I don't blame you Read 5:20 PM

5.

Text - Heyy <the vagina you are trying to reach is no longer in service> Delivered

6.

Text - Of course we both have our demons that we need to deal with. But if the world was going to end tomorrow I know I would want to spend tonight with you. Who would you want to spend it with? My cats Delivered iMessage

7.

Text - iMessage Today 2:54 AM Long time. Life still going alright? Today 9:04 AM Take me off your list of women to text when you're drunk and lonely. I've been married for 3 years. Delivered EXC

8.

Text - iMessage Today 11:25 AM Happy one year of you dumping me Delivered Here's to many more İMessage

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Text - Today 10:24 PM Look Alissa baby l'm sorry Thea was a huge mistake you know I love you more and she was just there she didn't mean anything to me l miss you I want you back Thea was just a hoe you are my queen umm wrong person i'm thea.. cool paragraph tho. you'll definitely win her back

10.

Text - Saw your dad today was he rude to u He didn't seem pleased excellent

11.

Text - Today 2:03 PM I want a turkey breast sandwich with the following add ons Lettuce Tomato Black olives Tomato Salt and pepper Oil and vinegar Hot sauce White bread sub Salt and vinegar chips Pop tarts A coke Thanks I want a restraining order Thanks

12.

Green - I seen your pics on fb you look great That's what getting out of a sl tty relationship will do to you.

13.

Face - iMessage Today 9:26 PM 1-10: how much do you hate me? Delivered Ok Got it

14.

Text - Waste Of Time i iMessage Today 9:02 PM Hey Haha l'm sorry I saved your name as Waste of Time in my phone and now I can't remember who this is Delivered Understandable

15.

Text - Did you seriously just snapchat me an unsolicited dick pic? What do you think? I think l'm 28 weeks pregnant by my husband who's hung like a god damn horse, and your purple little cocktail weenie is making my morning sickness reappear. Deliverec Got any single friends? > Message Veah None Talk later

16.

Text - DO NOT TEXT iMessage Today 11:18 PM Why are you watching so many cooking shows? ..??? I'm just concerned... 12 episodes of worst cooks of America over the weekend is a lot. Are you okay? Get the fi k off my Netflix Delivered <> iMessage

17.

Text - Today 8:58 PM You don't love me anymore That's not true. I never loved you. Delivered

18.

Text - iMessage Today 8:51 PM Wow you're already seeing someone else It's only been a month damn Guess you never loved me if you're moving on this fast You cheated on me with my best friend. Delivered But I never took her on a date

19.

Text - iMessage Today 3:31 PM Hope you're doing well Fkl forgot to block u Delivered

20.

Text - iMessage Today 12:07 AM My mom still asks about you Yeah well my mom and I talk st about you. Read 12:10 AM

21.

Text - high key random thought I had today how did I not get you prego Weirdo Pull out game strong Not like ya have very far to pull out tho Delivered iMessage

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Text - Hey I know what I said earlier but just wanted to let you know that all my little cousins were asking about you and saying they missed you Thought you'd appreciate it That made me smile. What'd you say back? I said you were a ct and that you died in a fire last April

23.

Text - Jan 26, 2017, 10:02 PM Be a f king man and tell me you're not interested in me instead of ignoring me like a jackass Tue, Feb 28, 8:43 PM Hi Tue, Mar 28, 9:58 PM Неу Mon, Oct 9, 11:14 AM Неу Tue, Oct 10, 10:39 PM Hey sorry I was in the shower

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Text - Hey stranger Are you up ? Texts You're Sending To Chicks That Instantly Show You're A... Texts You're Sending To Chicks That Instantly Show You're A Fkboy "You up?" "Hey Stranger!" These texts are usually sent during a dry spell. The guy is hoping against hope that this old flame can be rekindled to get him out of his drought.

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Text - If you are free tomorrow or this weekend maybe we can talk more I wrote you a fridge poem you are the son of a crusty fetus maggot and a monkey f king jackass Pretty much what I was expecting

26.

Text - hope you are well :) Today 10:35 AM Notice of termination of your inactive bootycall account: Due to lack of use and failure to sign in on users' behalf, this account has expired. Any and all attempts to check in will be refuted. Please note than presumptuous, groveling, "flirty" texts will be laughed at, screenshot, and forwarded to all friends. This vagina is no longer in service, so kindly f k off. Delivered

27.

Text - Your choice in men is faulty obviously , I dated you for 2 years boom roasted Delivered

28.

Text - iMessage Today 3:07 PM Rumor has it you have a bf Today 5:07 PM Rumor has it you gave me chlamydia I don't know what to say to that

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Text - Cocksnot iMessage Thursday 1:37 AM You'll never guess what I'm doing rn.. Hopefully dying Thursday 5:07 AM Close Not close enough Delivered

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