30 Stoner Memes For The Bored & The Blazed

A lot of potheads out there had high hopes for legalization in 2020 and the recent election delivered. Now, only fifteen states still outlaw marijuana (the straight edge states), but it's only a matter of time until those stinky trees spread all across the nation. Until then, let's enjoy some dank stoner memes and a giant plate of nachos. 

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Fun - Me, thinking nobody can tell l'm stoned

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Face - EGG SALAD IS JUST REALLY FRESH CHICKEN SALAD imgflip.com

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Face - Those edibles ain't shit 2 hours later

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Text - Drug is not a weed, plant is a meth. Can you grow weed, can, drug, plant??? YES. Can you weed drug? NO. Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died

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Product - DO YOU FUCKING MIND? IM ON DRUGS

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Face - When the blunt is stronger than you thought it was.

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Skeleton - When you don't find marijuana edibles in your Halloween candy like the news warned you about Excuse me what the fuck

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Face - "Are you high again?" Me:

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Face - When you high as fuck, and remember that you saved food for this exact moment @CANNAPEOPLE | WWW.CANNAPEOPLE.COM @LITLADIES

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Jewellery - when I'm on the verge of blacking out and I take a solo bathroom break you're a star, baby

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Text - calvin-klein-and-hobbes How shall I get the SerotoninTM and Dopamine® today?? A. Masturbate B. Buy myself something I don't need C. Eat processed food D. Complete one (1) household task E. All except D 30,255 notes

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Text - ch ildless Millennial slut @Honeybrat1 You can tell who smokes on a regular basis because as soon as anything vaguely weedlike wafts by all their heads pop up and they start sniffing like prey animals at a watering hole 6:25 PM · 26 Aug 19 · Twitter for Android

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Text - "Grandma it's Christmas, help me put up the tree" Grandma: I got the tree right here you little bitch natgeotv.com

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Food - Me when my alarm wakes me up Let the potato rest for five minutes. 8

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Cat - Street cats: house cats: I fought snakes and meomw I omly eat tuna eat dry crunchies so fast i eat birds and rats for breakfast puke

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Text - @acidkawhi bitch you mean food???? A elijah @fakeleny · 1d has anyone tried making edibles but without weed? like virgin edibles or something 6:45 PM · 2020-09-11 · Twitter for iPhone

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Facial expression - Stoner thought of the day Each time you light your lighter your lighter gets lighter until your lighter gets so light it wont light

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Face - "lemme make sure i dont look too high"

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Cartoon - When your boss calls a last-minute Friday meeting and you jumped the gun on your edible.

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Outerwear - LAIE LAII Why is no one having agood time? Ospecifically requested it. astrollusion Me when I organise something

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Face - When your friend is already high af and they go back to hit the bong So long, partner.

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Text - ellie @marriagestorys i am a woman seeking: men women a moss covered cottage deep in the forest surrounded by fae folk and botanical gardens where i can bake bread in bliss 6:12 PM 05 Apr 20 Twitter for iPhone 6,744 Retweets 21.1K Likes

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News - When someone asks me what I'm doing this weekend, I'm like... NEXT FOUR DAYS Friday HIGH Saturday HIGH Sunday HIGH Monday HIGH

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Dog breed - When you get stoned at your parents house and try to act normal at dinner @mo_wad

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Face - My awkward and increasingly desperate attempts at an interspecies friendship Neighborhood crows

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Face - My mom: "I'm so glad I raised a good kid who doesn't party" Me higher than a kite:

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Album cover - URGE TO CLEAN THE HOUSE SOCIAL MEDIA NETFLIX MASTURBATION STAY DEPRESSED

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Dog - Job Interviewer: So, tell me what special skills you have. Me: VIA 9GAG.COM

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Text - the-mighty-birdy CHARACTER FLAWS ARES FUCKING IMPORTANT, deepnest me when someone tells me to stop eating mayo packets like theyre gogurt tubes smis-happens you W HAT Source: the-mighty-birdy

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Text - me applyin 2 jobs but they all need 3500 years of experiences and in my past life I was a plague ridden medieval count who lived alone in a gothic castle in the Carpathian mountains so my work exp is not relevant to like, retail shutterstock

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