30 Times Millennials Were Blamed For Ruining Everything

Blaming Millennials for killing industries is one of the most cherished pastimes of Gen Xers and Boomers. We saw a flurry of accusatory think-pieces and headlines several years ago when Millennials first started entering the workforce, but even in 2020 the finger-pointing hasn't really let up. Hey, here's a thought: maybe it's the economy that killed Millennials and not the other way around. Maybe industries are dying because Millennials are too goddamn poor to buy anything. But ok boomer, keep on believing we spontaneously decided as an entire generation to kill industries because we're evil. That sounds much more logical.

r/DeathByMillennialis a goldmine of out of touch headlines and commentary that lazily condemn a single cohort of people who didn't even ask to be born, rather than an economic system that has failed millions of workers. We've collected some of the cringiest posts for our fellow Millennials to scoff at.

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Cartoon - WOKENNEWS.COM Millenials are killing the Doorbell Industry by texting 'here'

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Text - ypulse @ypulse #Millennials are causing a "baby bust"-they aren't having enough kids to keep the U.S. population at the "replacement level" Almond. MM @PIACID_ That's bc rent is $1500 & jobs paying $12 an hour

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Text - bitmap mercenary @wehpudicabok fucking pay us maybe FOOD DO MILLENNIALS EVEN EAT FOOD? Contradictory studies claim they're shopping for fewer groceries...but also dining out less BY DARYN WRIGHT NOVEMBER 4, 2016 1/2/18, 7:03 PM

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Plant - A The New York Times 2 hrs 6 "Wine is plant-based," said Andy Beckstoffer, who for 50 years has benefitted as he drove up the price of wine from his Napa Valley vineyard. Now he may have the furthest to fall. "Why don't the millenniums" - millennials - "drink it?" he asked. NYTIMES.COM The Grapelord of Napa Faces a Threat Worse Than Plague For 50 years, Andy Beckstoffer drove up the price of wine. Did the strate...

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Text - EPISODE FIVE - MILLENNIALS KILLED THAT GENER ATION WIHY? WHAT WILLTHEY DESTROY NEXT e Sign of thie Times " NEWSPAPERS " FEATURING PAUL GILLIN

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Product - Why Millennials Are Always Tired It's a quiet radicalism, and the ultimate privilege. NYLON | Kristin Iversen Save Story Read when you've got time to spare.

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Cartoon - I'M ALLERGIC millennials only eat ass TO NOT-ASS do you Have ass? Ass?? Ass Please gender-neutral ass please assssss SSsssss Ass SSsssss

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Recipe - i FOXBUSINESS.COM Millennials threaten fine china industry with total lack of interest O Like Comment A Share 4 1 share This is because none of them get married, they have roommates in their 30s and 40s and act like children. What a piss poor generation 12h Like Reply It's because they eat out of paper bags or paper plates or paper boxes, never sit at a table eating the street on the train on the bus drop the paper and keep working so they don't need China

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Skin - Millennials replacing engagement rings with diamonds embedded in their fingers bit.ly/2HDkNnb Ryan @RowdyPres No the fuck we aren't

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Food - MoneyWise Millennials Are Killing Off These Restaurant Chains These dining-out spots used to be popular until Generation Y came along and said, "Meh." - II

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Text - century, we are almost there already. Few millennials have ever seen or touched a dead body. Dying has become private, hidden. And now even our funerals are everyonehatesstrudel so like l've seen quite a few anti-millennial sentiments published in major newspapers but this has to be the strangest one

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Text - Ggle Q millenials are killing Q millenials are killing countless industries Q millennials are killing bar soap Q millennials are killing mayonnaise Q millennials are killing these brands Q millennials are killing x Q millenials are killing the serial killer industry

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Text - The Washington Post WHO warns young people are emerging as main spreaders of the coronavirus 14 hours ago SCHOOLS AND UNIVERSITIES HAVING ON CAMPUS CLASSES YOUNG PEOPLE [adultswim.com WHY WOULD YOUNG PEOPLE DO THIS? [adultswim.com] imgflip.com

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Text - Inman Millennials Are 13 Times More Likely To Buy A Haunted House - In. Images may be subject to copyright. Learn More

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Text - POLITICS 'Poor leadership': Texas Gov. Greg Abbott criticized for blaming younger residents for COVID-19 spread Savannah Behrmann USA TODAY Published 8:19 p.m. ET Jun. 16, 2020 || Updated 10:06 a.m. ET Jun. 17, 2020

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Photo caption - 3:12 1 U LIke y Comnent W Snae ... 54 AM · 6 GENERATION X 1965 - 1985 fBack To The Past THE LAST REAL GREAT GENERATION BEFORE ALL YOU SISSIES WERE BORN 15 2 Comments 1 Share O Like Comment Share

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Text - MILLENNIALS 'KILLED' THESE PRODUCTS, BUT COVID-19 BROUGHT THEM ВАCK American cheese, napkins and golf are all enjoying a resurgence f in By Adrianne Pasquarelli. Published on May 20, 2020. NOT DEAD

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Text - Home Favorites Recent A recent study shows that nearly 2/3 of millennials have never heard mention of the holocaust. This study, by The Washington Post, claims that 22% of Millennials has never heard any mention of Auschwitz itself.

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Text - Wedded Bliss Millennials Are Causing the U.S. Divorce Rate to Plummet They're waiting until all is secure before tying the knot.

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Text - supersmashthestatebros Why This Generation is the Worst Generation Ever • the millennials hit themselves in the Achilles tendon with their Razor scooters so many times that it made them all lazy and greedy and Bad. bogleech Apparently McDonald's also said they're getting killed by millenials and one of their CEO's said it's because millenials don't have "brand loyalty" and are instead "promiscuous" dvandom Brand sluts, the new Millennial Threat. thankssun i hate when people use "millennia

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Text - BUSINESS INSIDER Millennials are treating pets like 'their firstborn child,' and it's reportedly causing problems for some of the best- known pet food brands By Mary Hanbury November 12, 2018 O0 528 Duncan Johnson "Younger people are treating their pets like living, breathing fucking animals, and it's reportedly causing problems for some of the best-known pet food brands that have been selling garbage fillers that barely qualify as nutrition." There, fixed your shitty headline. 2.6K 4w Lo

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Text - CRUX Christopher White 24 hours ago Parishes face new challenges as millennials avoid marriage, family life there ||

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Text - Yes when I was young people took pride in their gardens and homes. Lovely flowers and shrubs. Clean windows and Doorsteps. This was 50s. Unlike today.

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Text - The Lost Art of Pickpocketing The venerable crime has all but disappeared in the United States. What happened, and should we miss it? audrocur wow millennials are glued to their i-phones and laptops so much they cant even be bothered robbing in person anymore!!! maybe these trust fund babies should stop phishing credit cards while sitting on their butts and go out there and put some elbow grease into their thievery!

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Text - Daily Mail.com Lack of old-school parenting has led to adults acting like a generation of big babies, claims expert Parents failing to enforce boundaries and being unwilling to discipline children has led to a generation of 'infantilized millennials,' a sociology professor has said in a new book. In his book, Why Borders Matter, Frank Furedi has written that a lack of clear boundaries has created a childlike generation. The emeritus professor of sociology at the University of Kent, in Eng

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Text - REI tilthat TIL that millennial dads are spending 3 times as much times with their kids than their fathers spent with them. Back in 1982, 43% of fathers admitted they'd never changed a diaper. Today, that number is down to about 3%. via reddit.com icedsilver Millennials are killing the deadbeat dad industry 36,224 notes

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Text - Opinion The Age of Coddling Is Over Learning what hardship has to teach us. By David Brooks Opinion Columnist April 16, 2020, 7:00 p.m. ET 104

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Text - COVID-19 has taught me that there are 3 types of people in this world: Type 1: Generally middle aged-older. Supplies are already at their house. They have a sense of responsibility and preparedness. They don't have to go anywhere, they sit and watch the chaos. Has 50 rolls of TP because they caught it on sale 6 months ago. Makes fun of type 2 & 3 people. Type 2: People that flip out over anything, could be any age- buys things randomly for no reason to make them feel better. They buy ever

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Text - Jamie Lee Finch @jamieleefinch WHO DO YOU PEOPLE THINK MILLENNIALS ARE, EXACTLY??? BECAUSE WE ARE NOT THE ONES ON SPRING BREAK. WE ARE IN OUR THIRTIES AND WE ARE YELLING AT OUR PARENTS TO STOP GOING TO CHURCH. FUCK. TIME TIME @TIME · Mar 20 "One of the things that terrifies me now is, as this is spread in the west is, there's this sense of invulnerability among millennials." Millennials aren't taking the coronavirus seriously, warns WHO's Dr. Bruce Aylward ti.me/3bgRJ3Y

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People - Millennials are killing the napkin industry Millennials are killing the golf industry Now millennials are killing marmalade Millennials are killing gyms, too Millennials Every one of these scars is an industry I "Killed"

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