44 Random & Funny Internet Things For Short Attention Spans

Every night in my dreams
I see memes, I feel memes
That is how I know memes go on

Far across the distance
And spaces between memes
Memes have come to show memes go on

Near, far, wherever memes are
I believe that the memes do go on
Once more, memes open the door
Memes are here in my heart
And my memes will go on and on

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Sky - americans be like "it's a boy" prettycooilim

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How to keep the cat downstairs

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Photo caption - karen @vibeaholic why is there a coyote on the bus? DANK MEMEOLOGY Jonathan @LowkeyNerdy probably because they can't fucking drive karen

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Cartoon - This is the ideal female body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

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Vehicle - Seen a demon making a withdraw today .. smh it's going to be a long year .. ALTIMA

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Food - kittiesinthemorning I just don't understand how this happened. But here's a picture of a lemon from my backyard scientificperfection WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK buttpilgrim when life gives you iemons:MAKE SACRIFICES

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Photo caption - random thought amazon ad for same thing F**k

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Text - KANSAS OHIO SOUTH DAKOTA MISSOURI MINNESOTA GEORGIA UISCONSIN ARKANSAS NEW NUHO MEXICO UTAH PLABAMA TEXAS IOWA INDIANA NEBRASKA TENNESSEE CAIFORNIA NELW YORK NEVADA ILLINOIS xkcd.com/1653/ A shadsmeister Put that thing back where it came from or so help me dear-tumb1r [angry wheezing] OREGON FLORIDA NORTH CAROLINA NORTH DAKOTA KENTUCKY IDAHO SSPPI WASHINGTON MONTANA UNOZIY WYOMING VIRGINIA COLORADO OKLAHOMA PENNSYLUANIA

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Text - Philosophy major: Why chicken? Psych major: How is chicken feel? Business major: Can sell chicken? Math major: How many chicken? Physics major: cHiCkeN YEET

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Canidae - Our neighbor added a spot in his fence so his dog can say hi to us and this is what my pictures will consist of from now on. 影 42保

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Face - when youre trying to figure out what angle the top part of a cone has to be so that the cone has maximal volume given a fixed lateral height V=1 nr 30° 60 sin Cos tan 2x y = ax + bx+c 30 ,リ=ーb主A 2a 4= \が-4ac

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Text - you're memeing really hard Are u ok

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Website - V vladrichdemaclant 20 h r/blursedimages u/KingMidas99 • 3h • imgur Blursed science JUMPING OFF BUILDINGS Mone HOW HIGH IS TOO HIGH tHeWarks athl stics IN LEANE 2.0k 36 1, Share BEST COMMENTS 8Pi Otaku • 2h It was originally a team project Reply 179 1 1,773 99 1 201 SHARE >>

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Poster - Don't work hard work intelligent Client: Hello, so I ordered 1000 cubes for my home made pyramid but you sent me 998 ones and 2 spheres. Boss: What do you mean, we don't even sell spheres. Client: Well, apparently one of your employees spent the entire work day cutting two of them into spheres so he can roll them. Boss: Oh lord, it was probably John, he is kind of an idiot. We will fix this as soon as possible. Client: Thanks a lot.

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Text - Leonardo DiCaprio Rescued a Man From Drowning After Hearing a Distress Call While On His Yacht David Yingling @YinglingDavid Imagine drowning in the middle of the ocean with no hope and Leo DiCaprio saves u out of no where Imao

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If you captured your life in snapshots what would it look like?

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Text - just-shower-thoughts When people talk about traveling to the past, they worry about radically changing the present by doing something small, but barely anyone in the present really thinks that they can radically change the future by doing something small. sonyaliloquy ...dude.

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Job - eGit instantly 5 million jobs have been created since Save Trump took office Cashyrta refurid ched for 6 or less Owka I have 3 of them and I still can't Proud Walmart. Assodate pay my rent

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Face - WFTV9 be LIVE Report: Florida man arrested for tossing gator into Wendy's by: Jonathan Tully, Palm Beach Post Updated: Feb 8, 2016 - 5:46 PM Joshua James II

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Product - Never been more proud of my country US troops drink Iceland capital's entire beer supply in one weekend Fox News 000000

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Advertising - NINTENDO COR GAMECUBE. VERY FAR AWAY HORSE GAME OF THE YEAR EDITION HORSE IS NOW EVEN FARTHER AWAY TEEN DEUCHOUE

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Text - cory @harvardgraduat moses: *parts the red sea* fish: ok what? [later] fish's boss: why were u late fish: ur not gonna believe this

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Furniture - lucidaquarian 3 bby-virgo Follow doggos-with-jobs Service dogs training to sit through a movie at a theater. driftwooddragons It's actually better than that - the picture comes from dogs being trained to sit through a PLAY. which means there are actors on the stage performing a musical for a theatre full of dogs.

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Black cat - HOW TO TELL PEOPLE WHO WEAR ALL BLA CK APART Old School Goth Fancy Dress Goth O O Emo Sparkle Goth Punk Metal

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Text - People who can do Card Swipe Task on the first try People who can plug in a USBon the first try

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Text - "What's that?" Icall it a 'knife' "Wow, that's the best thing since bread!" Gregory, I am about to blow your mind

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Blue - sixpenceee This is a model of how many Earth's can fit inside the sun. detko2 Damn, that's gotta be at least 12 itsreallystupid Well you're not wrong

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Cat - Saving up to get my other sleeve done The Trollercoaster

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Common opossum - "Are you a night person or a morning person?" Me at night Me in the morning Iscreaming] Iscreaming begins again]

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Lawn - Benadryl Allergy You can't sneeze if you're unconscious. TM

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Text - There was a hole in the fence that the neighbor's dog kept poking his head through. Solfixed it.

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Text - "2020 is almost over! We're in the home stretch!!" The home stretch:

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Text - soul nate @MNateShyamalan qanon guy: the rich are corrupt me: ya qanon guy: and above the law me: def qanon guy: theyre satanic cultists stealing kids to drink their adrenal glands & gain supernatural powers but trump teamed up with JFK jr's ghost to send them to guantanamo bay me: ok u made it weird

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Facial expression - Missouri Teens Steal What They Think Is Cocaine, End Up Snorting Their Grandfather's Ashes BY RYAN PERRY •3/10/2015 f LIKE DISCUSS udazziemeee God Satan

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Fur - Guys with feet like this have a 125% chance of stealing your girl

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Billboard - Just Florida being Florida ARRESTED? 1-855-WTF-POPO DUE • CRIMINAL TRIAL EXPERTS• DRUGS EGAF WESL ELANER Emest e

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Product - Does it hurt? Yes... Go vaccinate your kid or l'll punch you again.

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Face - Literälly anything you had planned for the rest of the year Corona Virus

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Photo caption - 1.21 GIVAFUCKS?!?! This is going to require a fucks capacitor.

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Beauty - RIP BRO PIZ PIZ 4BAR Pneziuna

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Text - insane-tomato "Trick or Yeet!" I shout to the children when I open the door. "Yeet?" one says confusidly. I shrug. "Yeet it is." I throw the child. Source: insane-tomato

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Cutlery - You already knew the spork Now we present you the foon

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Text - iMessage Yesterday 7:16 PM Brother Mortensen, can you say the opening prayer tomorrow for sacrament meeting tomorrow? Fuck yeah I can. Delivered

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Text - succeeding S officialinternet Follow memeufacturing im glad whoever made this photo helpfully added a red circle so i could spot the alien but im still not sure where the alien is. could someone please magnify the alien so i can see it. i cant find any eenuttings hope this helps memeufacturing thanks jens but i still dont know what youre showing me. could you point some arrows at it or something. maybe that will help me see it eenuttings here you go memeufacturing thank you for trying to

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