47 Scrollable Memes For Maximum Relaxation

Happy Friday, friends and fellow freaks. Looking for a way to get into the weekend groove now that bars are closing early or you're in lockdown? Fear not! We're here with a massive gallery of memes, tweets, and shitposts for happy and relaxing perusal. Sure, they may not beat making real connections with your friends out on the town, but they're a decent substitute. And they won't make you feel worse.

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Text - just-shower-thoughts Follow The Ancient Greek God Zeus used to disguise to animals in order to seduce women. So, he's technically the first ever furry. 1,065 notes

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Text - steeve again @steeve_again Dinosaurs: we'll get you back for this! God: *sarcastically* yea ok whatever [years later] Humans: *use fossil fuels to destroy earth* God: fuck 11:11 AM · 2020-01-01 · Twitter for iPhone 913 Retweets and comments 5,640 Likes

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Human - Time travel: invented Normies: we should save Roman Empire From collapsing! Men: Shahanshah Yazdgerd, king of Iranians And non Iranians, here use this to Invading ar*bs

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Wildlife - When my Protestant date asks me, an Orthodox Christian, about whether I know the Bible enarnia.folk Do not cite the deep magic tơ me Witch I was there when it was written.

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Interaction - Save me. jpg or PDF ?

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Text - I wanted to name my son Lance, but my wife said it was too uncommon. I told her that in medieval days, people were named Lance a lot.

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Grass - Her: Babe come over Me: I can't there's a pandemic Her: I have birb seed Мe: GLA

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Text - Walleye think you'll be a good fit here! Let me shake your hand, don't play koi with me!

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Food - Achilles: died from an arrow striking his heel Hercules: died from centaur blood acid Icarus:

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Cartoon - Afrikaans churches: DIE HERE English People:

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Text - Werner Herzog for Pringles "Once you pop, you shall not be able to stop. Like the unrelenting sun on barren soil. Despair will then be your only companion. Despair and zesty ranch flavor." Pringle @zacksploitaiton, RANCH Once you pop, you can't stop. Try to stop. Try and fail. wat জ

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Fish - Time travel *exist Girls : OMG Im going to see Freddy Mercury Live Вoys: GET THE FUCK BACK INTO THE WATER

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Text - NO NEW JERSEY! Sussex Warren Morris Essex Hudson Union 'unterdon Somerset Middlesex Monmouth Burlington Gloucester Camden Salem Atlantic Cumberland SOCIETY HAS PROGRESSED PAST THE NEED FÖR NEW JERSEY

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Dinosaur - Time Travel: *Gets Invented* National Geographic cameraman:

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Text - REI tilthat TIL that, when a pope dies, it is tradition to strike him three times on the head with a silver hammer to ensure he is actually dead. via reddit.com actualnymph Vibe check Source: tilthat

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Road - No wonder l've never found it, its on a f****ng roundabout in Hampshire G SPT

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Photo caption - Middle Eastern Christians: Western Christians: ISIS cut off my wife's head, Lord have mercy on them They are telling us to wear masks to church. God, we are so persecuted

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Font - It's a dry heat Arizona residents Ben Shapiro imgflip.com

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Lizard - Feathers X WILD GREEN MEMES Biped This is a man.

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Facial expression - Diocletian: I have slaughtered the Alamanni, the Sarmatians and the Carpi. My Caesar Galerius has annihilated the Persian forces and I have quelled the revolts of Egypt. I am the most powerful man on the planet. I fear nothing. A single Christian: Hello. Diocletian: (SCREAMING)

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Cartoon - Growing up, we were taught that the fire nation was the greatest civilization in history. And somehow, the war was our way of sharing our greatness with the rest of the world. Americans:

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Cartoon - "He's usually so friendly you must have scared him"

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Text - Luke Hannon @lukehannontv It's 3am and I'm in bed with my gf lying next to me, the only light on in the room is my phone cuz I'm looking at memes. My girlfriend leans over and kisses me and I start to laugh. She asks why and I say, | "we're kissing in the memelight" now she's mad at me.

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Text - $e female hysteria @LocalGoblin The bigass spider in my room is now named Cotton Eyed Joe because i want to know two things: •where did he come from •where did he go

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Lion - Me jokingly flirting with a girl Girl I'm friends with Me scared as Her flirting to what to back do next Danghamomos

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Cartoon - Guys whose personality is being 6ft tall Girls

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Text - Govt: everyone must stay 6 ft away from each other BMW drivers:

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Cartoon - Me listening to depressing music to cry on purpose

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Text - julia reinstein @juliareinstein man I miss precedented times julia reinstein @juliareinstein like remember when we were amid certain times. that shit rocked

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Text - It takes about 2.9 seconds for me to go from "this is the best day ever" to "i want to stab every human being on planet earth"

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Table - When elementary school students finally go back to school after this is over Cerwen Lbe NBA

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Cartoon - Everyone walking to the beach when we get out of quarantine, like...

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Text - what do you like to do in your spare time? @notskinnybutnotfat .UNITY COICEIT 20 I like to do nothing with no one.

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Cartoon - my life me pictures of chonky raccoons Man

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Font - IDON'T LIKE TO BUT GOSSIP

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Photo caption - Me: I'm starting an important video conference so please keep it down My kid: ok! My kid behind me 10 seconds later: TheStinkerbell [velociraptor screeches]

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Cat - How I spent my day:

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Community - Me in my kid's daily zoom meeting trying to learn second grade math

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Technology - Me when I'm expected to actually work when working from home @TIPSYDRUNK (Baskin) Oh, no. I got an email.

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Hair - Me ever since l've been working from home Guess who just became the cutest girl in the office?

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Hair - Do I like him? Or is he just tall?

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Text - everett byram @whatEVERETTis i miss canceling plans with my friends :( 7:43 PM · 26 Mar 20 from Los Angeles, CA · Twitter for iPhone

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