Cheeky Answers That Feel Wrong But Are Technically True

Tilesh Bo November 14, 2020

Has anyone ever given you the answer you weren't expecting but they weren't technically wrong? Those pedantic friends that are always trolling you with words? We've got a bunch of hilarious examples of these puzzling and somewhat irritating instances. People who deliver the wrong correct answer just to be annoying often deserve an eye-roll and a slow clap, but a lot of these unexpected replies had us LOLing.

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Text - Classical Studies Memes...8h ... What's a story that ISN'T from Greek mythology, but FEELS like it is? 166 t3 174 1.433 point five @undercoverloon1 ... adya Deceased En réponse à @CSMFHT Roman mythology 08:18 · 12/11/2020 · Twitter Web App 37 Retweets 1 Tweet cité 1.469 J'aime

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Product - ACCOUNTANT NEEDED! £35,000-£40,000 Please call Gary on: 016 - Hello? Hi Gary, I've just seen your advert. - Oh yes? - There's no need for an accountant. The answer is -£5,000.oredpanda.com

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Text - I'm gonna be a terrorist & kill 1000 people and a monkey 9 Why do you wanna kill a monkey? See ! No One Cares about the 1000 people . ... No, no. He's got a point

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Cartoon - mum did you want a i wanted to fuck daughter or a son?

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Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/TheFlightlessPenguin • 16h 1 2 There's a 95% chance that if a character coughs during a movie, they'll be dead by the end of it. 5,7k 191 Share BEST COMMENTS Cryowizard • 14h In real life too, if you cough during your life then you will almost certainly die by the end of it. Reply 633 TheFlightlessPenguin %• 14h Well yes but not no. 1 161

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Text - Resolved Question Show me another » I usually sit on the computer 12 hours a day.. is that bad? 3 years ago PReport Abuse Best Answer- Chosen by Asker That cant be comfortable. Try a chair 3 years ago PReport Abuse 28 people rated this as good

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Text - WELSH CHURCH 9329 5139 THE BIBLE IS 100 % ACCURATE ESPECIALLY STE SOLUTIONS C- Notebooks, Servers s .com.au 1300 1 WHEN THROWN AT CLOSE RANGE ! www.melbournewelshchurch.org th

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Text - 24 Crayola, Ireh 3w CRAYONS 24 IN AN EMERGENCY A CRAYON WILL BURN FOR 30 MINUTES snorl4x how long will it burn if it isn't an emergency??????? thetrifrmphm #what does the crayon define as an emergency

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Text - Claudia Gadelha O FL @ClaudiaGadelha_ Enjoy your heart beat. Some people woke up and didn't have one today. 11:38 p.m. · 03 Jul. 20 · Twitter for iPhone 55 Retweets 482 Likes Rock @RockJames24 · 13h Replying to @ClaudiaGadelha_ But then...then they didn't wake up.

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Organ - These are the lungs of a 10yr Marijuana user... They're not supposed to be that color. Smoke at your own risk. Brae @YahRightBraedon This is nuts GEXPLORIZE

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Cartoon - Anxiety is literally just conspiracy theories about yourself

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Blackboard - 20 +으-20 20t으+으:20 20+ot_o =20 =20 20 +o+a

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Face - The letter G is a spinning arrow made with mematic

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Cartoon - This would be funny except there's no punch line... 11/1

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Text - Laura Will @xlaurasto It's a well known fact. If you stand on the Great Wall of China... You can actually see the moon. Deep @lukkhapehelwan Im You and your boyfriend use Condoms? Laura Wil @xlaura 43s Yes Deep @lukkhapehelwan Replying to @xlank Thank God

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Shoulder - personsonable human daily caloric requirement is 1500 to 2500 depending on the person 1 gallon of gasoline contains enough calories to satisfy that requirement for 12400 to 20600 days, or about 34 to 56.5 years therefore, if i chug a gallon of gasoline, i won't need to eat for the rest of my life oborolover strictly speaking you're absolutely correct

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Conversation - GAY. DEFINITELY GAY. IF A WOMAN SLEEPS WITH 10 MAN YOU CALL HER A WHORE. BUT WHAT D0 YOU CALL A MAN DOING THE SAME? mgfip.com

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Food - BONELESS CHICKEN 35 4

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Cartoon - 142,000+ New US cases! This is the worst day of the Pandemic This is the worst day of the pandemic so far! blcom/sullymd

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Picture frame - I was framed!

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