Cringey Nice Guys Who Need To Cool It With The Role-Play Speak

What is it with Nice Guystm and role-playing? This should go without saying, but we don't like that sh*t, so although this might seem harsh, we're doing you a service here. Dudes, if you're reading this, we hate that we have to remind you not to do this, but here we are.

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Text - Hello; Who's this? *blushes deeply* Oh...uh...oh god I wasn't expecting that right of the bat...I'm Vincent from 3rd period. My acquaintance gave me your KiK. R Okay... ground and takes deep breath* So what are your plans for this weekend? *fiddles with hands nervously* *looks Can you like not *recoils head in shock* What is it that you mean? Ugh *A bulge grows larger in pants to signify confidence* I'm sorry! What is it that I am wrong? 21st century women (sluts) like yourself insuffera

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Text - *Leans closer to* what *Softly pets* Nice to meet you xD what are you doing

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creepy asteriks - Text - *looks to my feet shyly and then to you* youre pretty smart for a girl you know that right *blushes* Um I'm pretty sure other girls are smart. *eyes widen in a bit of surprise* THINKS TO MYSELF: oh no oh no she didnt like that. "W-well its just boilogy that men are smarter. We have higher IQ's on average. Like my IQ is 159.. Anyway lets move on" *smiles cheerfully* I'm going to block you now *looks in shock* "why....I thought you were nice but youre actually a birch. ..

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Text - "Today excessively starting to sweat* so do you want to maybe grab some coffee tomorrow? 19:49 Sorry, I'm not interested 2049 staring confused to the wall* remember I hold the door open for you, lend you a pencil in class and even made you a coffee??? 20:50 s-s-so you're not int-t terested? 20:51 Yup, that's what I said. Sorry Can you also please stop roleplaying, I absolutely hate it. 21:48 staring confused to the wall intensifies*"

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Text - "*eyes water, and I begin to cry* it's okay, no one wanted to go on a date sometime loves me anyways I have a boyfriend dude, you"

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creepy asteriks - Text - I'm not interested sorry *Looks at you firmly* "I'll give you one more chance. I know you're tired of normal men, right?" *Bites lip* "I can take you places you never possible. Just take my hand." Slowly outstretches palm* thought r Lol holy shit dude. You need to stop messaging me before I puke Stares in confusion* "But.. But....okay.." *Slowly starts to walk away* K *looks back sadly* *suddenly angrey* "You know what? I'm a nice quy. I'm tired of saying it." *turns aro

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creepy asteriks - Text - l Verizon 11:03 AM 75% i *nervously approaches with my hands clasped together, eyes shyly cast downward* H-hello, my beautiful Queen *timidly raises my gaze to you, a soft smile playing across my lips* M- may I kindly a-ask how you are on this day? takes in a soft gasp of air as drink in your glowing beauty, nervously awaiting your reply* oh hell no NO. look i'm 100% not here for this f king weird asterisks roleplay st so PLEASE just don't ok recoils in shock at your rud

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creepy asteriks - Text - Orange F 94% 19:57 T. T like to be submissive sometimes *gets on my hands and knees and crawls to you * Haha Oh my *looks up at you innocently That's not the kind of roleplay I was expecting You're awaking some dark middle school memories I'm sorry Mistress... *kisses your feet gently Tapez un message... GIF

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creepy asteriks - Text - l AT&T 8:38 PM 7 20% i 115 hi :3 *extends hand Who is this hmmmmmm *gives shy look* maybe you'll have to find out ;) *sticks out tongue* I don't know who tf you are but I'm about 3 seconds from blocking you o noooo u wouldn't! *thinks in my head of plan* *gets plan* it's from waz hoping *sweats A LOT* hang out??? *adjust collar nervously* we could...uh Aren't you the kid who got caught watching porn in the library? Hard pass. Blocked. iMessage

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creepy asteriks - Text - Jared online Today *staring confused to tne wall intensifies* jessica, I know youre talking to adam, but he's just a jerk! I will do all I can for you, youre my princess, and I'll be your prince! just give it a go! After class tomorrow, I'll give you a present which Ive prepared! 21:49 Please stop. This is just weird. 22:15 *cries in a corner* wel-l-I-I- Im still your prince in my dreams. I will treat you right and cuddle with you unlike Adam who just wants to put his c

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