Quality Memes To Flex Your Scrolling Muscles

This year has been excellent for learning how to procrastinate on the internet. And if you're anything like us, your fingers have become more adept at scrolling through funny but often meaningless content for long periods of time. Especially if you suffer from irregular sleep patterns or insomnia. We've got some more material for you to indulge in while giving that pointer finger a workout. It's this gallery of memes, tweets, and generally funny nuggets that won't only work out that lil appendage - we're willing to bet they might make you laugh. Happy scrolling.

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Text - dat-soldier afternoonsnoozebutton a knifecult when i try to dance Crest NOTICEABLY WHITE WHITE Source: knifecult 44,880 notes ... 11

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Text - rt @rachelkeleila i had to interpret for this deaf guy on my flight bc the attendant brought his drink wrong and he signed to me "tell him how hard can rum and coke be he's a fucking idiot" i signed "do i have to say that" he said "he deserves to know the truth"

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Professional boxer - MY FRESHLY CLEANED HOUSE MY KID DADASS REAL

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Vehicle - actual photo of my cat leaving its litter box

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Text - If Bob Ross and Gordon Ramsay traded jobs, would you rather watch: Joyous Kitchen The chicken is raw, but we can cook it a little more. This happy accident will be our little secret. The Hell of Painting Does that little tree look fucking happy to you? DOES IT?!

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Text - money printer go brrr @Loupreme_ Chipotle workers that yell "it has guac" to the cashier shereen @shereeny · 3d who's not police but FEELS like police to you? Show this thread 8:21 AM · 11/13/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Why I use subtitles Because I can't understand the language Because there are too many accents and slang Because I'm gonna eat chips

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Photo caption - masturbation is necrophilia if you're dead inside me a normal conversation

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Text - Dwarves: *delved too greedily and too deep* Balrog of Morgoth: and I took that personally

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Cactus - "tell me a little bit about yourself" me: Damaged but adorable HSSA09

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Cartoon - When you're watching your manager tell the customer the exact same thing you told them M.

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Muscle - Me walking into McDonald's after they forgot to put sauce in my bag in the drive-thru @snackytuna 期

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Fictional character - YOU KNOW HOW I GOT THESE SCARS? OTTER POPS OTTER POPS oner Po ARSPOPS

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Skin - (((SCRUEGGS))) @scrueggs Me, opening my eyes to seeI have two minutes left before my alarm clock goes off:

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Insect - If you're cold, they're cold. Don't worry though, they're already in the house.

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Forehead - How yo penis look at the pussy the minute you put a condom on Champ

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Text - When my friend texts me saying they feel down and depressed My overwhelming amount of love Me You

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Text - Me carrying around all the patience I have left for 2020.. NERICAN

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Text - Batman after not killing the joker and letting him go for the 69th time Fuck you and l'll see you tomorrow! Posted in r/memes O reddit

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Hair - Opening the oven to check on your food like

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Organism - sitting on the toilet after you were nutted in

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Text - ruby @roobeekeane "If I may play devil's advocate..." || - annoying - sneaky - weak "As a terrible, horrible bastard, I think..." - honest | - self-aware | - shows a passion for adjectives 12:21 PM · 4/14/20 · Twitter Web App

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Text - Homeschooling your kids: 8AM "Hey all you cool cats and kittens..." NETFLIX 8:05AM Guess what Motherf**er!

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Text - Crush: why are you texting me? It's 3am. Me: M Thirst ILI Curfew 135 OPEN LATE

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Facial expression - Every mums face when you're opening a present you didn't think you could have

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Wire - my headphones wire: my chair: delicious Finally, some good fucking food

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Text - Midge (Söze) @mxmclain I kicked the dog off my bed and now she's just sitting in the corner humming a Sarah MacLachlan song. 6:04 AM · 5/27/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - 5th grade me: we had a D.A.R.E. assembly at school today. I'll never try drugs my stoned parents: 2101

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Map - SATUN PERLIS Langkawi ANU AH2 oTaiping Kuala Dungun Taman Negara PERAK AH2 PAHANG M'laysia EB Pekan Kuala Lumpur ngsiantar PUTRAJAYA AH18 NEGERI SEMBILAN MAGACCA. NORTH SUMATRA AH2 AHTB Dumai Padang JOHOR dempuan Singapore Tanjung Pinang

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Statue - William Vercetti @williamvercetti ain't no way perseus snuck up on medusa with them thangs clapping

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Text - Todd Alcott @toddalcott PLANTS: imma wave my genitals in the air HUMANS: mmm fragrant Traducir Tweet 01:21 · 8/5/20 · Twitter Web App

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Hair - stormodin The next Me trying to put my change and receipt in my pocket person in line

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Dog - When you hit a pothole going 85 and it sounds expensive

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Felidae - Me: *sees a cat* Me: Ok time for me to bother this animal

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Face - When you've already coughed 3 times and don't want to make a scene @thewittysavage

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Text - Lies I tell myself: NETFLIX One more episode One more nugget One more meme One more minute

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Cartoon - resisting the urge to say sorry after someone says "stop saying sorry"

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Cartoon - If you have an organ donor card, you drop loot when you die

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Adaptation - Molly Knox Ostertag @MollyOstertag do you regularly think how sam, frodo, and gollum never got to eat this stew or are you normal <>

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Fictional character - Me waiting for my players to stop arguing so I can tell them they just alerted the guards with their arguing:

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Text - Ron Iver @ronnui_ Italian americans are like "we have cheddar, swiss, pepper jack, mozzarella,and gouda" 8:55 PM · 2020-10-31 · Twitter for Android 376 Retweets 28 Quote Tweets 4,812 Likes

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Text - Me: Yesss daddy don't stop Server grating cheese on my pasta: @jabronitimes

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