Troubled People Who Should Delete Facebook Immediately

Tilesh Bo November 03, 2020

Facebook is a well-oiled machine of countless echo-chambers that rarely interact with each other. Thanks to subreddits like r/insanepeoplefacebook, we can glimpse into various Facebook worlds where volcanoes are a hoax, DIY pet cremation is a thing, and Trump can literally impregnate women through their dreams. We've got a disconcerting batch of posts full of nonsense and cringe for the brave souls out there.

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Hair - October 29 at 11:38 AM O 7 months ago I had a beautiful dream that I was making love to President Donald Trump! Shortly after I found out that I was pregnant with his BABY! GOD SENT DONALD TRUMP TO SAVE US ALL AND THROUGH ME HIS SON WILL BE BORN!! I AM SO BLESSED THAT GOD CHOSE ME FOR THIS IMMACULATE CONCEPTION! IT'S NO COINCIDENCE THAT OUR NEW SAVIOR IS DUE ON CHRISTMAS! GOD IS AWESOME!!! GOD BLESS DONALD TRUMP AND AMERICA!!!! AAMA

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Text - Official Flat Earth Discussion V New Member • 1d · O HOLY FULL MOON! I HAD A RANDOM GUY IN MY APARTMENT LAST NIGHT WHO WORKED FOR NASA AND SAYS YES THE EARTH IS FLAT AND THERE IS A DOME. HE SAID NASA IS NOTHING BUT SMOKE AND MIRRORS. KAPOW!!! (Yeah, then the conversation got weird.. really really weird... but very very interesting 9) S 151 79 Comments 4 Shares O Like Comment Share

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Photo caption - with Sh and 7 ... others. 3d · Volcanoes are a Hoax folks! ORDER OF THE SILLIES OM Volcanoes are fake man, says IPREMIERE, turns out J doesn't play ga... 8 2 Comments 1 Share SRDER OF THE

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Text - I will not wear it on my face I will not wear it ahy place. I will not wear it to get in. I will not wear it on my chin. I will not wear it on my ear. I will not wear it out of fear. I will not wear your stupid mask. I will not wear it. DO NOT ASK. 17 2 Comments 3 Shares O Like Comment Share I've started saying, "I can't breathe," and the store employee focuses on me, I add, " You know, Like George Floyd." Like · Reply · 16h · Edited You are ODing on drugs? Like · Reply · 8h

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Text - ... Sometimes U Gotta Act Suicidal To Get Ur Relationship Back 999 O Like Comment A Share 2.1K 20,415 Shares View previous comments...

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Text - Woman reportedly 'beheaded' and two others dead in Nice terrorist at... 99 54 comments O Like Comment A Share O Top fan How can he be a nice terrorist if hes going around chopping peoples heads off. Political correctness gone mad in case we offend him View 12 previous replies... NICE is a place in France

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Text - YOUTUBE.COM The Truth About Beavers - YouTube They have been lying to us for years! O Like Comment A Share This is a just a schizophrenic. who gives a fuck if beavers exist or not when theirs literal 7ft tall reptilians killing our children. This video pissed me off tbh Just now Like Reply Write a reply...

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Text - Testing positive for coronavirus is NOT Covid19! Look it up and educate yourselves! 16 minutes ago 3

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Text - Replies O Top Fan now we're talking about health care? I'm obviously talking about the care that a Covid-19 recipient will receive. 5h Like Reply Is that not health care....? 4h Like Reply O Top Fan it's not. 4h Like Reply Health care isn't health care. Amazing. 4h Like Reply

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Cartoon - ... Satanic Disney's Peter Pan. Notice he is green, the color of fertility and he is named after the ancient Greek fertility god of nature Pan. Pan is Satan. The small sword represents the penis. Notice PP. They like their dualistic names, especially the PP (PeePee). P=7 Pythagorean Numerology the most pure cipher. P the 16th letter. 1 + 6=7. PP=77. The creator of Peter Pan died at age 77. "Aleister Crowley believed Pan to be the Wizard of Oz, and attributed to him the number 77. The Z

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Text - PETA ... PETA @peta Replying to @NotQuikraven When you see dead animals on the side of the road, are you tempted to stop and snack on them? Do you daydream about killing cows with your bare hands and eating them raw? If you answered "no" to these questions, then, like it or not, you're an herbivore. 7:30 AM - 10/29/20 - Sprout Social 29 Retweets 1,291 Quote Tweets

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Text - i DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE NBC29.COM U.S. Marshals recover 27 missing children in Virginia after five-day operation 395 48 Comments • 135 Shares h Like Comment Share Why isn't this on the news??? Like Reply 17

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Text - 6h • E Very disappointed with the turnout for Halloween this year. and 30 others 46 Comments O Like Comment Don't worry this will all be behind us as soon as the election is over. Like Reply

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Text - Replies Isn't Karen an anti-white slur? 2w Like Reply please tell me your joking.

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Text - 1 hour ago Omg word of advice, NEVER try to cremate your deceased pet in your oven!!!! Not only is it the worst smell imaginable they do not turn to ashes they just burn...this day did not start off good!

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Text - Prayer requested. My teens invited on-line friends we have never met from out of state met to come to Tulsa tonight to 'hang-out'. I We invited them all over for a bonfire, cook-out and hang out. Turns out one of the people that showed up is a 35 year old open satanic warlock who is dating the 21 year old little witch that lives next door. Karen believes these people are part of a national coven of witches intent on indoctrinating our children. The fact that they have even any interest in

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Text - · 16 h DCNNPR ja Brad @kirstiealley Heart disease and stroke killing nearly 4 times annually than covid and is more preventable. CNN devoted 0% of their airtime to holding Obama accountable for the 5 million deaths on his watch. The CDC says over half were preventable. 933 27 453 3 299 Cody Johnston You can't asymptomatically give people strokes by breathing near them, Brad. @drmis. · 13h v O 27 L7 30 2 348

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Training - 18m · Dressed up as a true American hero for Halloween. Peep the Mag. 5 2 Comments O Like Comment

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Food - And this ladies and gentleman is how you cheat proof your partner. Couple of drops of your monthly fluid, hidden in some sour yoghurt and berries and no-one will ever know. Least of all your unsuspecting partner e a age old tradition that has been around a thousand years. Looks like harmless yoghurt and berries doesn't it just add 20mils of your monthly liquid 3 O Like Comment 107

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Text - 3:37 1 1 Search ... October 13 at 11:53 PM · O Ballots came in today. I'll be going to the post office tomorrow to drop this off and then headed straight to the voting booth to vote again(voting twice for my president.) Democrats going to cheat we going to have to do the same thing! #FuckSocialism A. Do not attempt to mark through the selection or a B. Mail or return the spoiled ballot and envelope to y If you decide to vote in-person: Surrender the ba which you are assigned. You will the

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Organism - Teddy Bear Made of Chicken $47 · Mt Vernon, OH It's really cool. Chickens come with lots of duplicate parts so you can make two bears from one chicken. If this one sells l'll post the other.

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