Twitter Thread Mocks Clueless Bath Tray Marketing Photos

Listen, we appreciate that our advanced technologies have allowed us to transport wine in inventive ways and charge our phones from the couch. We even appreciate the simple bathtub tray for allowing us to watch a movie or read while soaking in a hot tub. But apparently their marketing teams are pretty clueless as to what people actually do in the tub. As Twitter user @doodlyroses pointed out in this thread, not only do bath tray manufacturers believe that only women take baths, they believe that they eat gigantic charcuterie boards while relaxing - and drink enough in the tub to pass out. The photos are ridiculous, and verge on sexist, but we think they'll provide you with a good laugh. Which is rare these days.

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Product - Sharon Su has yet another single ou... @doodlyroses CÉCILE CHAMINADE Concet de Ne 2 A "HARON S The people who manufacture bathtub trays seem to have no idea what women actually do in the bath and I find that strangely comforting

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Product - Sharon Su has yet another single ou... @doodlyroses CÉCILE CHAMINADE Cencen ude d S Ne 2 Ae HARON S Love sitting in a bubble bath with a glass of wine and a [checks notes] small undressed salad

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Text - Sharon Su has yet another single ou... @doodlyroses CÉCILE CHAMINADE Concet de Na 2 Ane "HARON S You know it's not a complete bath without a glass of red wine, a tiny latte, and an empty mug. Ambience brought to you by a phone video of a woman playing a ukulele and a handful of rose petals where your undressed salad normally goes odrincs

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Output device - Sharon Su has yet another single ou... @doodlyroses CÉCILE CHAMINADE Concet de N 2 Aut *HARON S As a woman, I enjoy painting my nails in the bathtub while simultaneously grabbing handfuls of cornflakes, reading about global warning, and watching people playing lady and the tramp with a giant sandwich NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC PLANET OR PLASTIC?

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Text - Sharon Su has yet another single ou... @doodlyroses CÉCILE CHAMINADE Conce ude N2 A "HARON S This company has figured out what women really want while bathing: half a bottle of j'adore perfume to continually spray while nomming on cherries and sipping an electric blue cocktail

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Text - Sharon Su has yet another single ou... @doodlyroses CÉCILE CHAMINADE Conn 2 Aute "HARON S The EXCESS in this photo! White AND red wine! Green AND purple grapes! Eight kinds of cheese! And the piece de resistance...not one, but TWO phones

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Furniture - Sharon Su has yet another single ou... @doodlyroses CÉCILE CHAMINADE Conce de N A "HARON S Look if you're not chowing down on waffles and hot dogs while gazing at stock photography of the ocean then what are you even doing RISTA 11:02 PM · 3/23/19 · Twitter Web Client

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Text - Sharon Su has yet another single ou... @doodlyroses CÉCILE CHAMINADE Cencet ude Ne 2 A "HARON S In short I have learned that I am apparently bathing all wrong and will rectify this immediately 11:04 PM · 3/23/19 · Twitter Web Client

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Text - Sarah Specifica @newalterity Replying to @doodlyroses I'm still stuck on the painting nails while crunching granola then trying to dry off... 1:27 AM · 3/25/19 · Twitter for iPhone

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Food - @savagkat Replying to @doodlyroses Ummmm...what I actually do in the tub CHICKEN FLAVOR O OER NATURAL FLAVORS Hot OY IN TESE HOT& NISSIN SNCY CHILI SAUCE PACKET INSIDE FLAVO NO ADDED MSG EMOVE

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Product - It is what it is. @iwvnews Replying to @doodlyroses Wouldn't most women just want to lay in there smoking a brisket?

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Text - QandA @mens_sana_ Replying to @doodlyroses Also, if you're not Caucasian, you obviously don't ever partake in a relaxing bath at all. 11:31 AM · 3/25/19 · Twitter for iPad

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Text - wm ryland @WmRyland Replying to @doodlyroses Where are the ashtrays w smoldering joints? 9:14 PM · 3/24/19 · Twitter for iPhone

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