16 Times Dumb Kids Were Accidental Comedians

Tiny terrors. Maniacal minions. Kids, while sometimes a total blessing, give us all a run for our money and make insane asylums seem like a sexy vacation. At their worst, their meltdowns can bring us to tears. At their best, they melt our hearts. If we're lucky, they make us laugh with their histrionic tendencies, creative threats, and inventive spelling. This gallery of snot-nosed gold includes all of the above - and might help you laugh away the pain of being a parent.

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Text - pyrotech33 • 5h 9 3 2 Awards My brother had me convinced for a while that each person had to have a unique favorite color, and since his was blue, I had to change mine. On my first day of kindergarten, we had to introduce ourselves and say our favorite color. I was super stressed out because the kids in front of me picked the "good" colors, and I kinda panicked and told everyone my favorite color was gray. 16.0k Reply

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Text - Aubrey Hirsch O @aubreyhirsch Kid in my son's class explained to me that she was sure he has two moms because he has "the pretty mom and the other mom." She described each to me in some detail. Reader, both are me. 20:02 · 2020/02/09 · Twitter for iPhone 2 562 Retweets 51,1K Likes

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Text - Tay Holmer @tayyholmer the little boy i babysit just told me it should be easy for me to get a boyfriend because i can throw a fruit snack in the air and catch it in my mouth.....i wish it was that easy austin, i really do lol

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Text - 11. Peter has $4, and Anne has 30¢. Who has more money? PETER Explain how you know this. PETER

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Text - Catherine Isaac @Catherinelsaac_ My 7 year old was tapping away on my Mac tonight and told me he was writing a book. I think you'll agree it's one hell of an opening. iew Insert Format Tools Table Window Help isaac's story Q. Search in Doc Mailings Review View Design References Layout A- A- A. A EEE ri (Body) 12 Styles Styles Pane U obe X X The Killer Forest One day there were seven pairs of underpants. They were not ordinary. They were evil. ifunny.co ở reddit

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Nose - Sunday at 1:51 PM · O a real life conversation i just had w my 8 y/o cousin I don't care if they stink macy grandma wi Do ginie pigs stink yes ask aunt christie we had them. they smell like pigs I don't care if they stink grandma will iMessage iMessage Like כ Share Comment 488

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Text - Kids are so dumb lol but I love them *puts fruit salad w their lunch* L...i don't like fruit salad Me: it's not fruit salad, it's just grapes and strawberries and oranges yay! r: mine's fruit salad though, right? Me: yeah r: yay!

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