18 Spicy Times People Roasted Themselves

Tilesh Bo December 12, 2020

We feature a lot of spicy comebacks and roasts on Memebase. Why wouldn't we? Quick and scathing zingers deserve our respect. Today we're focusing on people who took that venomous talent and applied it to themselves. Theseself-owns are works of self-deprecating genius. We just hope these people aren't totally devoid of self-esteem.

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Text - The fact that Head and Shoulders doesn't have a body wash called Knees and Toes disappoints me almost as much as I disappoint my parents.

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Blue - l VZw Wi-Fi ? 11:19 PM 1 5% Lucy YOU MATCHED WITH LUCY ON 12/5/20 I bet l'd beat you in solitaire Today 11:07 PM not unless you can win in under 42 seconds (my personal record) Unfortunately for you, I'm an expert in finishing in under 42 seconds Sent Type a message Send GIF The Yeah Q W ERT YUIOP A S D F G H J Z X C V B N M 123 space return

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Text - • 2 weeks ago I'm a straight female and Mori makes me question my sexuality 凸833 日19 # Add a public reply... 2 weeks ago TOP NE I'm a straight male and l'll make you question your sexuality I6 110 7

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Ear - I am 40 years of age, and I've never, ever, ever, ever met someone. I believe in as little, as you. 3,6 xLA. 292 κοινοποιήσεις Τα πιο σχετικά My every morning mirror routine

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Text - YOU are a touchy subject for at least one couple 3486 comments yea my parents 4h 22.5K Liked by creator

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Colorfulness - Naegleria fowleri under a microscope with increased speed Source: Centers for Disease Control and Prevention Replies 1 year ago f Had a brain eating amoeba once, poor fella died of hungry O 18K 回90 ...

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Dress shirt - @whereiskhi bro was getting shot at by the stormtroopers Saycheese TV = @Saycheese... ·40m 17 year old Shreveport rapper @xLiBandMusic was shot at 100 times walking out of a club in Dallas last night.. luckily he wasn't hit. CHEE 358 7 Share BEST COMMENTS PoetJustice • 4h Haven't seen someone fail at shooting so many shots since I deleted tinder Reply 83 ...

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Hairstyle - LOOK. GIRLS GET HORNY TO. HOR- 8.6k 106 1, Share Award BEST COMMENTS • 10h Yes they do, just not with me. Reply 1 952

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Lip - ull Verizon LTE 15:19 80% Tweet Barstool Sports @barstools... · 2h Kaley Cuoco Had To Be Taught How To ... Have Fake Sex For Her New HBO Show 'The Flight Attendant' barstoolsports.com/blog/3130007/k... AQUAFINA. InSty 54 27 22 391 Joel Zoufaly @JoelZoufaly Replying to @barstoolsports Could have just slept with me and got all the practice faking enjoyment there Tweet your reply Q

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Text - .1 month ago >she likes me obvious red flag, horrible taste in men 6 479 日8

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Lion - 07:21 OOO0 I Or/natureismetal r/natureismetal Posted by u/gensher • 12h • i.imgur 2 S 5 A 7 Wild male lion in South Africa with a severely swollen face, likely from a snake bite 22,6k 437 Share O Award I TOP COMMENTS - SadaharuShogun · 12h How can something look so comical but make me feel sad at the same time? Reply 3,7k m3talface · 11h F 22 Awards I ask myself the same thing every time I look in the mirror 3,9k Add a comment く

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Text - me irl Memes Day 4 of sticking my dad's things to the ceiling. Today the tv remote. Vote 27 Share BEST COMMENTS - SeamanTheSailor . 45m To everyone saying I should stick myself to the ceiling, it has to be something he would look for. Reply 1 71

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Text - r/teenagers u/Kuutya • 10h · 15 2020 OH MY GOD I JUST REALIZED THAT CIGARETTES ARE CALLED THAT BECAUSE THEY ARE SMALER VERSIONS OF CIGARS Other 13.8k 331 1 Share Skittlesify201 · 6h 13 So, I have a dickette + Reply 1 34 +

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Food - Jon Bois @jon_bois · 27m made patty melts 63 27 6 1K Jon Bois @jon_bois · 18m everyone is roasting my fries, which is nice of them since i forgot to 10 27 6 958

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Text - John from HR @john_from_hr you're either hot or you know how to use semi-colons properly; there's no in-between. 1:31 PM 1/31/20 · Twitter for iPhone 11.2K Retweets 124K Likes

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Text - richard 9 years ago your mom so lazy 4 91 REPLY richard 4 days ago she took 9 years to finish the joke 2 REPLY 57.1k 387 1 Share SINGLE COMMENT THREAD VIEW ALL DWEGOON • 219d 1 Award My mom finished the joke in 9 months 233

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Text - Karlyn Borysenko - on Parler/Mi... · 1h v So you're not smart. Got it. That's disappointing. shoe @shoeOnhead · 1h sweetie i'll have you know i'm at the very top of the bell curve where the smart people are 271 67 Karlyn Borysenko - on Parler/Mi... · 1h v Darling, you have yet to give me evidence of that. Want to try again? 6 shoe @shoeOnhead · 1h i... i was making fun of myself. the top of the bell curve is average IQ

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Text - - Hrik Vrar 5 at 6:25PM • O A customer asked me if I was worried about corona virus. I said "I'm 40 years old and bag groceries for a living, you think I give a shit if I die?" The look on their face was priceless.

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