21 Morsels Of Incredibly Unhelpful Advice

 Ever feel depressed and basically have someone tell you to "get over it?" Feel ill and have someone give you a recipe for some hokey "detox" smoothie or tea? These posts will feel pretty familiar to you. They're filled with insanely patronizing or deluded advice that certainly won't be helping anyone suffering from depression, anxiety, or general malaise. But at least they give us something to roll our eyes at. 

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Text - Ramshayyy @ramsha_saghir How do you guys cope up with sadness? Saim @Psymetanvir We tell someone we're sad and they tell us don't be sad and then we stop being sad.

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Text - Travel while you're young and able. Don't worry about the money, just make it work. Experience is far more valuable han money ever will be.

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Text - Sleep paralysis is for the weak minded. If one is powerful enough, they can simply will themselves out of sleep paralysis. Sleep paralysis by itself is not scary. 3:47 PM Dec 24, 2019 - Twitter for iPhone 5 Likes

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Text - jack dirk goob ara @jackthefrograt parents when u tell them u have a mental illness Carlyn @infinite_karma 3d You are alive. You have a home. You have a bed. You have food. You have clean water. Be grateful. Show this thread

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Text - Yesterday at 7:21 PM · : Depression is hard. Feels like a rut l'll never get out of. Feels like l'm not going anywhere in life. O 10 16 Comments O Like Comment Send Are you eating gluten free?

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Eye - CURE ANXIETY with pretzels! nunity ENT ST ER! The answer was pretzels all along

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Text - KEEM UI @KEEMSTAR The drug companies invent all these illnesses so they could sell drugs to morons. Social anxiety 100% is a fake invented illness. So they can sell you drugs & make millions. Stop being weak... Society is literally going to die if you keep this bullshit up. 12:45 AM · 4/20/19 Twitter for iPhone

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Plaid - zander @finah damn I can say no to this shit? RT O @RT_com 1 more reason to say 'no' to depression: Scientists prove it shrinks your brain on.rt.com/h9ngfl

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Text - When Delivering a Presentation, AVOID: X Read from slides X Read from notes X Rush through slides X Mumble X Get nervous X Stand in front of the projector

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Text - H- salary not change your attitude enough? CAPITEC CAPITEC

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Cloud - Having a panic attack? Don't worry

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Finger - An Anti-Depression Kit *A PENNY so you will never have to say, "I'm broke." *An ERASER so you can make all your mistakes disappear. *A MARBLE in case someone says, "you've lost all your marbles." *A RUBBERBAND to stretch yourself beyond your limits. *A STRING to tie things together when everything falls apart. *A HUG and KISS to remind you that someone, somewhere cares about YOU!

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Head - Dont Call riem Bitches Bro! Se Resm top ISIS STOP IT!

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Text - Wabu a @BabuWabu13 2s My mom just said "Being depressed is having the time to think about why you're unhappy" ah yes that's the solution, just STOP THINKING ili

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Sleeve - Here are seven ADHD-friendly ways to improve and support your memory, so the quality of your life is enhanced. 1. Pay Attention.. my goodness, what an idea why didnt i think of that.

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Text - If you don't like your story, then rewrite that shit. Proper Aduling 101

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Wheel - STOP LIVING LIKE THIS! @successpictures Thursday Wednesday Friday Tuesday Saturday Monday Sunday @successpictures

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Yellow - Jake Paul @jakepaul remember anxiety is created by you sometimes you gotta let life play out and remind yourself to be happy & that the answers will come chill your mind out go for a walk talk to a friend 5:29 PM · 2/17/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Preview of this chat This may be bad advice or wrong advice but I'll give it to you anyway. Best cure for depression is not accepting that it exists and pretending that it is not something real. Thanks, send you a hug

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Text - If you want to be happy, be happy on purpose. When you wake up in the morning, you can't just wait and see what kind of day you'l| have. You have to decide what kind of day you'll have. Higher thoughts. Higher energies. Higher vibrations. Higher frequencies. Higher experiences.

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Nature - ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS LOOK INTO THE MIRROR AND ORDER YOURSELF TO STOP HAVING NIGHTMARES

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