32 Rare Insults From The Internet's Poets Of Cruelty

You'll never catch us condoning punching down or malicious bullying. However, we just can't help but lol when we see a YouTube influencer or high profile CEO or anonymous dumbass get brutally burned on the internet. Chances are, half the people getting roasted won't even see the joke, so what's the harm in enjoying some quality ownage? Contributors to r/rareinsults do a great job of cataloging instances of people getting annihilated in the comments by witty words. We've collected some of our favorite screenshots of killer insults found in the wild.

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Eyewear - i UNILAD.CO.UK Lil Pump Slams Eminem On Instagram As 'Lame As Hell' 3.3k 2.7K comments • 335 shares Like לןו Comment Share At least Eminem doesn't bear a resemblance to a vandalized pineapple Like Reply 130

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Human - when you meeting the avengers today and stan lee tomorrow 19.3k 188 Share + Award BEST COMMENTS - I love how Captain America has the whole outfit on and Chris Pratt just looks like a poor single dad that's been through 4 divorces

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Eyewear - Live 5 News NEW 3h.0 The woman faces six counts of animal cruelty. LIVE5NEWS.COM Police arrest woman after 26 cats, 6 dogs, 2 squirrels, blind owl found in home 46 points • 34 comments 1.2k 66 1, Share + Award BEST COMMENTS V 9h It looks like she drew eyes on to her eyelids and has her eyes closed Reply 305 8h This is the blind owl

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Text - ... · 21h Damn girl you finna put vacuums out of business sucking the humor out of shit like that O 38 27 408 7,649

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Cheek - Jolly Warlock of Niggatry @TdashGlaze She Look like the baby spider thing from toy story. LeiO @Cb2Era · 21h

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Cheek - Kommentare 3228 品X • vor 2 Tagen STRAICHT OUTTA Why did Eminem dress up as Ellen degeneres I6 1200 E 16 ...

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Chin - cheddar Comments 2.4K Matt Klinger • 1 year ago This guy is actually a cyclops and he recently just got the dual eye surgery 6 2.5K 7 日 31 31 REPLIES

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Motor vehicle - Walmart* Comments 2.2K Roger Kristian Agan • 1 day ago He looks like Ron's pet rat from Harry Potter. 3.6K 7 E 23

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Lip - Comments 37K 4 months ago She is the 0.1% bacteria scientist can't kill 6 2.5K 7 回 22

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Chin - #sorry #Loudwire #LoudLists 10 Musicians Apologizing to Fans 978K views · 8 months ago 13K 397 Share Download Save Loudwire SUBSCRIBED 1.66M subscribers Adam Lavigne looks like someone mixed Squidwards and Sponge Bob's houses together. L 26 ... +

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Head - That boy hair looks like a sucked mango

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Text - 10h I got my vegan girlfriend a Venus flytrap because | thought it would be funny, a plant that eats meat for meat that only eats plants. She managed to convert the thing, now it wont blow me either. Reply 706 + 9h E 2 8 Awards A Venus flytrap's sensory hairs are sensitive enough to detect a weight as little as 3 milligrams. Less than a sesame seed. So it probably just didn't know your dick was there. 1 1.4k +

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Text - 12h ... Replying to Somewhere out there, there's a tree whose single purpose on earth is to replace the oxygen you waste. Go find it and apologize ♡ 12 Show replies

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Organism - English Insults Spanish Insults saying anything in Russian 10.0k 138 1 Share Award SINGLE COMMENT THREAD VIEW ALL Seems like You guys never heard the Indian sub language Telugu insult which says," I will plant a mango tree In your mom's cunt and fuck your sister under it's shade. That's Intense like no other. Reply + 6

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Cheek - Comments 30K His beard looks like he fell asleep at a party FOREUERDEROPO It 2.3K E 11

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Soldier - Comments 685 RLCANNIBAL • 2 months ago RO Ethan looks like he controls the flow of cigarettes through a max security prison. 3 1.7K I 目 23 23 REPLIES

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Head - CNBC.COM Elon Musk's mom on raising successful kids: 'I didn't treat them like babies or scold them' 11K 191 Comments · 878 Shares Likeל Comment Share They all look like they are about to unhinge their jaws and swallow a marsupial.

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Human - This nurse realized that the last time she met her new coworker doctor was when she cared for him years ago as a premature baby. 3.2K 90 Comments • 167 Shares Like לI Comment Share Dude never grew into that hairline. Like Reply 62

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Animation - 2 Phút Hom - Pháo ( KAIZ Remix ) Comments 10K Z1 day ago The skirt animation has more budget than the entire fourth season of Seven Deadly Sins 6 429 日 31 31 REPLIES ...

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Chin - What are your most useful studying tips Replies • 5 years ago watch jacks videos before each and every test. The fear of ending up like him should help you focus. 凸3

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Text - 3h I want to travel to Nebraska to see the crane migration. I heard they are beautiful derpy birds, and I would love to go on a road trip to enjoy their antics myself. 644 46m 3 4 Awards I want to travel to Nebraska r/brandnewsentence 1 +1 +

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Text - Today 2:29 PM good thing i got my library card because i'm totally checking you out nah return me

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Standing - aye bro rate my fit 1-10 u look like the coat hanger

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Text - S_ammy Today at 10:47 PM And we lost mainly cause im trash lol C_harlie Today at 10:47 PM You're not trash You're recycling Because trash can be disposed But we are stuck with you

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Nose - You shot my dog, prepare yourself I am bringing the pencil! He's not the wick He's the entire fucking candle Reply 347

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Screenshot - CC 8:31 / 14:25 ATTAWAY GENERAL I Season 1 | Ep. 1: "TV's Tik Tok Influencers Just Made The Worst Show Ever 3.8M views · 6 months ago 205K 1.6K Share Download Save penguinz0 7.08M subscribers SUBSCRIBE Comments 19K These people are delivering their lines exactly how I imagine bread would talk

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Text - Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson Since the Universe has no center, you can't be it. 11:21 AM · 14 Aug 20 · TweetDeck 35.2K Retweets and comments 153K Likes

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Nose - 18h Visual representation of this headline A neo-Nazi converted to Islam and killed 2 roommates for 'disrespectin... washingtonpost.com 13 27 60 1,304 He looks like if tom holland got mad at a dude for stealing his twinkie at lunch. 7:06 p m. 30 Noy 20. Twitter for Android

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Text - Message Text It must have been a sad day when you slithered out of the abortion bucket

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Sleeveless shirt - 三 X Comments 2K When you created Dwarf character and put all points on strength TH 3 17K 7 目 94

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Purple - YouTube Now I understand why theatre kids gets bullied 2 days ago 293

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Text - "kids these days have it easy' thats the point thats the point thats the whole point we're here to make it better for whoever comes after you sad selfish self absorbed puddle of wank 5,479 notes

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