34 Cringey People Who Need To Take Sex Ed

Tilesh Bo December 21, 2020

We often lament the current state of healthcare in the United States, but judging by these social media posts, we need to take a much harder look at the state of our school systems. These morons either cut all their Sex Ed classes or even worse - didn't have access to a sexual education program at all. 

For more cringey ignorance, check out these abominable posts we shared last year.

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Text - mental.lgbt.love Follow KEA JTizzle495 34m But they're not the exact same product, men and women are biologically different. If a woman where to, for example, use a razor marketed towards men, she would skin herself alive because women's skin works different than men's skin. Vote watercolor-gryphon Mens shampoo turns woman to stone ray-winters-sings Mens sunscreen catapults women into the sun

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Text - 10 hours ago I think it's pretty gross people breast feed. It's not milk, it's body fluids. Might as well feed your little one your pee. We have bottles and formula... that's meant to feed your baby. Stop giving your body fluid a classy name by calling it milk. ITS NOT MILK. MILK COMES FROM COWS. It's almost like saying almonds make milk. Idiots everywhere. Like Comment 305

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Text - 15 hours ago This is why the lust of the flesh is evil. Even the woman's reproductive organs are shaped like Lucifer himself! How much more proof do you need? Sex is evil because when man lays with the woman, he lays with the devil. We all came out of the woman and therefore we are all evil and born of Satan. Even you atheists. This is why we must repent to our lord. Its the only way to heaven The female reproductive system Satanic ram's head Makes sense. 22 Likes 37 Comments

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Text - n5h Do you also think a high number of partners ruins vaginas? 1 Replying that depends on how big the partners cock / fist is! Imao

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Text - You're going to stick your probe in my clit? Yeah You can't stick anything in a clit, it's not a hole Why It's not a hole 'll make one You're going to make a hole in my clit??? Yeah Do you know what a clit is

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Text - 5 months ago Tobougg such lying bitches, they have no sensation at all inside their vaginas, it's numb just like the shaft of a guys cock (otherwise they'd be cumming hard as fuck when they were in labor with a c***d) so whats all the fucking noise and over acting about? Reply 6

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Text - Reno Omokri Follow @renoomokri Dear women When men have sex with you,they deposit some of their personality in you through their discharge. Having multiple men discharge into you negatively affects your psyche and personality. God designed women to be recipients of only their husband's discharge #RenosNuggets 9:07 PM-11 Feb 2018 72 Retweets 175 Likes ADO t 72 175 18 >

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Text - 7 hrs WOMEN ARE NOT SUPPOSE TO HAVE PERIODS... THAT SHIT AINT NATURAL... A POOR DIET IS WHAT CAUSES YOU TO BLEED EVERY MONTH IN ORDER FOR THE FEMALE BODY TO CLEANSE ITSELF... 19 Shares

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Text - r/TooAfraidToAsk If you don't go to a hospital 9 months after being pregnant, does the baby continue to grow inside of you, or does it eventually come out on its own? Vote 12 Share

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Text - 4G 9:04 AM 32% X r/AskReddit 3m when u get a girl pregnant and she has twins is it because u came more than usual? like had a massive cumshot? Vote Share BEST COMMENTS 3m This is sarcasm? I hope? Reply Vote 3m no im just asking Reply Vote Add a comment

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Text - Today at 23:14 ngl it's really made me wonder how a woman actually feels when there's a dick in her Today at 23:14 Like shit Today at 23:14 like theres this sausage inside the same passage which ur urine comes out of Today at 23:15 what

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Text - Managicall 37d Migraines are caused by women avoiding foods that allow them to fart. The only thing genetic here is an anal psychosis. Get yourself a tal can of black beans and start munching away let the magnesium and folic acid fix your guts and brain all back up. Reply -9

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Text - @_StoneX92 Ladies, instead of using pads/tampons why don't u just sit on the toilet and let the blood flow tf out?? 13/10/2016, 10:55 354 RETWEETS 113 LIKES @StoneX92 You women can force piss to come out your vagina, but can't do that with period blood? LMFAOOO000000000 y'all childish as hell 13/10/2016, 11:11 364 RETWEETS 119 LIKES

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Text - Replying to Only women have hormones, men have testosterone, you should know this by now. 7:07 e.h. 11 maí 18

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Text - Julie Mannell @JulieMannell Ithought women had their periods forever. When my first period stopped l assumed the neighbours' dog impregnated me when I pet him. For a month I believed myself to be carrying a half human half dog baby. This story is brought to you by Ontario Catholic School Sex Ed in the 90s. 7/13/18, 5:22 AM 2,998 Retweets 17.2K Likes

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Text - I mean yeah they prevent leakage but can't women just hold it in? Isn't that what Kegel exercises are for? Like when I have to shit my anus doesn't start leaking fecal matter. And I get that sometimes you might forget to bring one to soak it all up and it might feel uncomfortable holding it in for that long but it's not like it's my fault that you were forgetful!

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Text - Thigh gaps are determined by the structure of your pelvis. The bigger the thigh gap the looser the vagina. The smaller the thigh gap the tighter the vagina. Be happy you don't have a thigh gap. NO THIGH GAP NO PROBLEM.

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Text - Julia Carpenter @juliaccarpenter This is what happens when we let men write books partiar denture unat ne aiscreetly wrapped in a Kleenex and micked inpocket of his suit coat when he thougn ous wasn't watching. But she was, for the bathroom door didn't altogether close, due to the old frame of the house settling over the centuries, and she had to sit on the toilet some minutes waiting for the pee to come. Men, they were able to conjure it up inimedi- ately, that was one of their powers, t

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Text - I can't find a source but I know there have been cases where a man has sex with one woman and then goes and have sex with another women before showering and some of the first woman's eggs are still on his penis. They can implant into the second woman who can carry the first woman's child. It is the same idea as medical egg donors. -48 Reply

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Text - 47 minutes ago The female orgasm is a MYTH Women are not capable of producing sperm and therefore DO NOT need to cum! Why would I, a MAN, waste MY time trying to trigger an orgasm reflex in a woman when it is NOT POSSIBLE?! Ladies, stop telling us your lies! Our semen has reproductive capabilities whereas your "ejaculation" is just URINE. You're PEEING on us and think this is funny???

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Text - Fun fact: Go a month without sex. You're "re-virginized" naturally. Source: Female. And it can happen as quickly as a week, it just depends on your body. Shit gets tight, yo! Vote That is just not how the vagina works.

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Airplane - Well given that its a woman's eggs that are fertilised by the sperm, where do you stand on female masturbation albeit I gather far less than that of males but still that's a waste of 'eggs' 13 m Like Reply typically one egg is released during ovulation and has nothing to do with female ejaculation a woman can masturbate without losing eggs... I think perhaps a lesson in biology may be in order Just now Like Reply

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Text - There is also a scientific reason why women have it cold faster than men. Men's skin is made out of 3 layers while women only have 2 so they like higher temperatures. The ideal temperature for men is between 20 and 22 degrees Celsius. For women this temperature is 22 to 24 degrees celsius. EDIT: typo -1 Yeah I'm gonna need some strong sources that men have an extra layer of skin

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Text - i was explaining to an ex that not all women orgasm through penetrative-only sex. he absolutely did not believe me, and asked me "do you even understand how sex works?" Reply Vote I wonder how many poor partners of his have faked orgasms Vote 9h My thoughts exactly :(( Vote 9h All of them.

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Text - that is foul. females don't even wash the inside of their vagina, so extended contact with a creature possessing a vagina is unbearable to me, let alone being in physical contact with one. if i had a female, i would regularly cleanse in and around its vagina with alcohol

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Face - so inspiring Why do girls keep having periods when they hate them? Just stop having them, do what makes you happy. :)

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Text - historical-nonfiction N F When trains were introduced in the U.S, many people believed that that "women's bodies were not designed to go at 50 miles an hour," and that their "uteruses would fly out of [their] bodies if they were accelerated to that speed." some-like-it-luke-warm I have so much respect for historical women not murdering every man they know Source: The Wall Street Journal 345,394 notes

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Text - gonna start tagging ex boyfriends to demonstrate where the fuck the clitoris actually is Like Reply 641 December 9, 2015 at 9:45pm they still wouldn't be able to find it Like Reply53 December 9, 2015 at 1021pm Because it's only a myth perpetrated by women to have a reason to complain about nice guys Like Reply 6 December 10 at 1:36nm

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Text - ne bared a post. December 13 at 6:49 PM When u get out of the shower on ur period & it's a race between you, time & gravity. whared a post. 3 hrs Y'all don't shower with y'all pads on? Y'all nasty asf s51 36 Comments 4 Shares Like Share Comment

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Text - Highness @MeagMonroe Imagine if a woman had to orgasm in order to get pregnant by a man, there would be like 11 people in the world 12/24/18, 6:04 PM 40.7K Retweets 252K Likes 41 19 comments Like Comment William Flowers Technically the vaginal orgasm has to occur to become pregnant. A clitoral orgasm just helps with the process

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Text - Since women are born with enough egg cells to last then their whole lives, can't we tell how long someone is going to live based on when they will run out of eggs? Vote 4 Share BEST COMMENTS 8m . bog Women are absolutely not going to naturally die when they run out of eggs. I am not sure where you are getting your information, but women often live 20-40 years past the time when they have their last menstruation. 6 Reply

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Text - Hey, sex is over when I orgasm. If you didn't orgasm, you have a broken cunt and should be ashamed of yourself Reply 36 15h It's not your fault she isn't good enough to make herself cum 12 h It has gotten the point where I have to state up front that they shouldn't expect any orgasms, that, in fact, they are unhealthy for women. 10

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Text - Like Comment Yesterday at 11:18 am I saw a girl with a blood stain in her crotch area earlier today, she obviously forgot to shove a tampom up there if u can't control ur bladder u should probably just use pads instead, all the time tho 106 407 comments Like Comment

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Text - Major plothole, she has a brain... Women have uterus not brains. Bill The Bull Gates 2 months ago

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