36 Funny Tweets Filled With Relatable Humor

If you're bored and looking for a little relatable humor, Twitter's a godsend. The only problem is that there's really no way to separate the good from the bad on that website. That's where we come in. To save your eyes from the dismal posting, we've put together this gallery of tweets that range from ultra-relatable to slightly cursed and clever. And if you're craving more Twitter tidbits? We've got you covered.

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Text - get in @bigpenisman3000 The Best Gorilla Joke of 1897 Gorilla: Did you hear about the gorilla who escaped from the zoo? Zookeeper: No, I did not. Gorilla: That is because I am a quiet gorilla. {Muffled sounds of gorilla violence] 1:15 PM · 2020-12-06 · Twitter for iPhone 8,360 Retweets 339 Quote Tweets 52.2K Likes

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Text - eli want for christmas is you @jazz_inmypants when you tip your server at Gusteau's restaurant in paris, that's called gratatouille 12:28 AM · 2020-12-08 · Twitter for iPhone 193 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 2,344 Likes

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Organism - Grace Christmas @GraceGThomas Sadly, if Clifford the Big Red Dog was real, he would be used as a weapon of war. 9:40 PM · 2020-12-07 · Twitter Web App 8,684 Retweets 389 Quote Tweets 103K Likes

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Text - Karen Chee @karencheee you've heard of Elf on a Shelf, now it's time for Rat in a Hat! [i force you to sit and watch the entirety of Ratatouille] 8:04 PM · 2020-12-07 · Twitter for iPhone 51 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 1,537 Likes

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Organism - lexaprofessional @queasy_f_bby Cream Bitch: Muscular, compact, yet feminine. 9:30 AM · 2020-12-07 · Twitter for iPhone 1,034 Retweets 148 Quote Tweets 10.2K Likes

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Text - dvd @discpix Britney Spears was right. my loneliness is killing me 1:03 PM · 2020-12-06 · Twitter for iPhone 89.5K Retweets 3,292 Quote Tweets 520K Likes

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Parallel - noah @colossalnoah There is no problem. You are travelling safely to your destination. and everyone thinks you're cute 10:42 PM · 2020-12-05 · Twitter for iPhone 18.2K Retweets 697 Quote Tweets 147K Likes

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Text - dani @gutterfairy i love saying "i'm sorry i'm out of it today" as if every day of my life isn't like this 6:59 PM · 2020-12-04 · Twitter for iPhone 45K Retweets 1,346 Quote Tweets 288K Likes

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Text - Patrick Coddou @soundslikecanoe SUPPLY Thave only two speeds of email reply: 27 seconds 3 weeks 11:23 AM · 2020-12-02 · Twitter Web App 16.6K Retweets 2,721 Quote Tweets 169K Likes

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Text - ken "jerge" dra @kendraquartz ... the person delivering my food seems incredible Why I deliver "I am obsessed with carrying containers" Y9 Favorite food is quesadillas babey 7:17 PM · 2020-11-29 · Twitter for iPhone 8,968 Retweets 311 Quote Tweets 162K Likes

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Advertising - Unvirtuous Abbey @UnvirtuousAbbey 2020 VIRGINIA METRO SUPERMARKET CHRISTMAS BAG OF THREATS 250-00 8:53 PM · 2020-11-25 · Twitter for iPhone 4,436 Retweets 524 Quote Tweets 19K Likes

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Text - Kandy Kane @KWalps ... Wookiees don't smoke, they just chewbacco 11:31 AM · 2020-12-08 · Twitter Web App 312 Retweets 20 Quote Tweets 2,344 Likes

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Text - eli want for christmas is you @jazz_inmypants ... can u imagine if someobody privatized air and literally started selling air for profit that would be crazy lol anyway i gotta go pay my water bill before my landlord kicks me out of my apt 4:47 PM · 2020-12-08 · Twitter Web App 233 Retweets 7 Quote Tweets 2,324 Likes

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Text - marie @marieberd every year Santa dies on December 26. he is reborn as the New Year's Baby on January 1. the elves care for him as he super-ages throughout the year until he can perform his one evolutionary function 9:28 PM · 2020-12-07 · Twitter Web App 955 Retweets 107 Quote Tweets 12.5K Likes

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Text - Bella Lara Blondeau ... @vivarockbella "infant so tender and mild" suggests the existence of a spicy baby 2:35 PM · 2020-12-08 · Twitter for Android 5,377 Retweets 564 Quote Tweets 44.4K Likes

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Text - FRO VO @fro_vo pretty cool that "llama" is spelled with 2 l's, 2 a's and 2 n's 8:25 PM · 2020-12-08 · Twitter for iPhone 31 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 260 Likes

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Text - jame @video_jame [tasting wine] me: notes of updog winemaker: that's vanilla me: ok 12:06 PM · 2020-12-08 · Twitter for iPhone 1,342 Retweets 29 Quote Tweets 14K Likes

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Text - Rebecca T. Kaplan @RebeccaTKaplan Me on tinder: Sorry can we reschedule tonight? I know it's last minute but I totally forgot that l'm wildly depressed and have no interest at all in meeting 9:46 PM · 2020-12-07 · Twitter Web App 2,718 Retweets 277 Quote Tweets 46.4K Likes

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Text - MehGyver @TheAndrewNadeau Muppet Christmas Carol is sad because even though Scrooge redeems himself muppets don't have souls so they still go to helI. 3:56 PM · 2020-12-07 · Twitter for iPhone 209 Retweets 11 Quote Tweets 1,661 Likes

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Screenshot - Adam ... @adamgreattweet when you open the microwave at 00:01 9:06 PM · 2020-12-08 · Twitter for iPhone 319 Retweets 17 Quote Tweets 3,793 Likes

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Text - Rhyming Mama @sarabellab123 Husbands be like, "I'm gonna nap in this room that everyone uses and then act grumpy when everyone uses it." 2:18 PM · 2020-11-30 · Twitter for iPhone 755 Retweets 220 Quote Tweets 10.1K Likes

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Text - jon drake @DrakeGatsby ... "The truth hurts" yeah but so does everything else 10:10 AM · 2020-12-08 · Twitter for iPhone 1,971 Retweets 46 Quote Tweets 15.3K Likes

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Text - jon drake @DrakeGatsby My brain is an internet browser with 108 tabs open and every time i try to close them it asks me "are you sure?" And I'm not sure. Im not sure about about anything 11:57 PM · 2020-12-05 · Twitter for iPhone 2,448 Retweets 95 Quote Tweets 15.8K Likes

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Text - Kyle @KylePlantEmoji Republicans: unlike you l'm not a sheep Also Republicans: the Lord is my shepherd 9:13 PM · 2020-12-08 · Twitter for Android 15.9K Retweets 810 Quote Tweets 156K Likes

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Text - Pesky Aubrie @AubriePesky ... I don't beg to differ - I just do it 2:14 PM · 2020-12-08 · Twitter for Android 181 Retweets 5 Quote Tweets 1,014 Likes

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Text - Sarah Cooper O @sarahcpr If I was given an hour to do a problem that my life depended on, I would spend 30 minutes analyzing the problem, 20 minutes second- guessing my analysis and thenI would die 3:17 PM · 2020-12-04 · Twitter Web App 490 Retweets 103 Quote Tweets 15.6K Likes

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Text - Sarah Cooper O @sarahcpr YouTube just recommended a video to me called "How to not take things personally" and I've never been so offended 11:57 AM · 2020-12-02 · Twitter Web App 947 Retweets 85 Quote Tweets 31.4K Likes

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Text - katie morrissey @KatieMoNYC Forgiveness doesn't excuse their behavior. Forgiveness prevents their behavior from destroying your heart. Anyway, that's what I carved into his chest. 7:47 PM · 2020-11-27 · Twitter for iPhone 740 Retweets 76 Quote Tweets 10.5K Likes

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Text - JU4N @JUARANTINE if i flirted with you this year it doesn't count i thought we were abt to die 11:45 PM · 2020-11-30 · Twitter for iPhone 60.6K Retweets 6,549 Quote Tweets 381K Likes

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Text - Sarah Cooper O @sarahcpr People say "it's okay, tomorrow's another day" and I'm like, yeah, that's what l'm afraid of 10:24 PM · 2020-11-24 · Twitter Web App 1,520 Retweets 93 Quote Tweets 30.8K Likes

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Font - The Real Warren G. Harding @PopeAwesomeX|II Food delivery options: X gonna give it to ya X gonna leave it by your door 4:03 PM · 2020-12-09 · Twitter for Android 153 Retweets 9 Quote Tweets 633 Likes

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Text - kelly @BoyYeetsWorld knocking on my roommate and his girlfriends door at 2am to ask if i can sleep with them because i threw up 11:16 PM · 2019-06-11 · Twitter for iPhone 32.4K Retweets 1,748 Quote Tweets 301K Likes

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Text - ditch pony @molly7anne Imagine going to the gym and there's someone on the treadmill on all fours galloping 9:34 PM · 2019-03-08 · Twitter for iPhone 19.9K Retweets 840 Quote Tweets 156K Likes

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Text - Anna Fitzpatrick O @bananafitz every retail worker should be allowed to murder one (1) customer during holiday season. i've been saying this for years. it works because its not an excessive amount of murder, but customers wont know which retail worker has already used up their annual murder. 2:50 PM · 2020-12-06 · Twitter Web App 10.5K Retweets 1,413 Quote Tweets 93.6K Likes

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Text - little lady gams @lexaprose writing a cover letter is just like: here is my worksona she has no mental illnesses and hates breaks! i would like to larp her for 40 hours a week with full pay and benefits 12:29 AM · 2020-12-05 · Twitter Web App 12.8K Retweets 371 Quote Tweets 79K Likes

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Text - jame @video_jame ... "i will not be manipulated in my own fucking house" i shout as i reach for my cat's treats again 10:16 AM · 2020-12-03 · Twitter for iPhone 17.2K Retweets 987 Quote Tweets 169K Likes

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