41 Memes To Distract From This Dumpster Fire Of A Year

What a disaster of a year this has been. We've aged about a decade and that occasional headache has become an everyday visitor. It's fun to lie to yourself and believe that January 1st means a blank slate, but let's be real. When shit hits the fan, the fan doesn't just clean itself. But enough of this doom and gloom! We're here to distract you from the pain. So sit back, relax, and enjoy some dank memes.

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Plumbing fixture - Please tell me THIS happens to other people. @Memeslot Persian @persianthoughtz This be the one thing on a bad day that's going to make you reach your limit LMAO

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Organism - my only 3 quarantine moods i want to dead i want kiss want to eat this TEOSH baked bread

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Forehead - Every Single Time *Windows *Me Update

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Food - CBS46 46 @cbs46 CBS You should only eat 6 fries per serving, Harvard professor says bit.ly/2FVZq4M O Ccoley Night @ColeyMick Shut the fuck up, nerd

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Text - Just now • 2 ALL YALL SAYIN MASKS DONT WORK LEMME ASK U A SCIENCTIFIC QUESTION - WOULDU RATHER ME SHART IN UR FACE BARE ASS OR WEARIN MY HANES YEA U MAY GET A WHIFF IF IM WRAPPED UP BUT IF IM SHARTIN AT U BARE ASSED U GONNA LOOK LIKE U WERE STANDIN BEHIND A 4WD TRUCK PEELIN OUT IN A MUD PUDDLE The microbiologist in me appreciates you so damn much man. Your explanation of why to wear a mask was astoundingly accurate to virology and host response (sharting with or without briefs). It's one

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Text - refreshed Are u okay bro? yea that nap really hit the spot,

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Arm - Every day I wake up (crying]

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Chin - can't see the haters

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Chin - When you pause the music, but keep the headphones on, so you can eavesdrop @wickleweed

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Human - When your salad is way too funny Memecenter

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Agricultural machinery - The Children are fast But the harvester is faster

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Yellow - Me in 500 lines of code: Youtuber in 50 lines of code:

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Fire - My dad: Can you stop screaming? It's just video game. Also my dad during football games:

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Lip - If you ever make the minecraft villager sound while we're fucking again, l'm breaking up with you. The hardest choices require the strongest hmms

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Human - Men, 50 and older Doctors Odorony

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Poster - hippity hoppity I just want the pain to stoppity

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Text - Ygrene @Ygrene "Hey nerd, who brings a friggin book to a bar?" *my eyes narrow as I close my worn copy of Advanced Techniques for Winning Barroom Brawls* 14/08/2016, 22:25 5,883 Retweets 15.8K Likes

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Mouth - Normal people when they run out of insults in an argument: Gordon Ramsay when he run out of insults:

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Text - Hollie @hollieeblog In England, you don't say "I'm going now". You slap your knees and say "Right!" which means "I should've left two hours ago but was too polite to interrupt you."

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Line - you're" @squldcentral

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Text - might-catch-my-crazy: normalisntmyforte: underwon: my brain has too many tabs open Most accurate thing ever I can't find the one that is playing that fucking song

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Motor vehicle - see anything wrong with the mirror?

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Mouth - Cod-GH WHEN ICAN'T DRINK MY OWN PISS, COORSLIGHT IS THE NEXTBEST THING. THT BEAR GRYLLS. PROFESSIONAL PISS DRINKER

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Yellow - When you spell check your suicide note so you don't embarrass yourself

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Facial hair - Zach Galifianakis was approached by Nike to be in their advertising after the success of The Hangover. During the conference call, he broke the ice by asking, "So, do you guys still have 7-year-olds making your stuff?"

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Blue - Ok bro There are e people who asked amons us

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Lip - Girls Am I fat? Omg no you are so beautiful Guys Bro am i fat? Bro i know 5 fat people and you are 4 of them

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Text - Dewald @katvis5034 Her: how much should you spend on a bottle of wine? Me: I don't know, half an hour?

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Eyewear - Bert and Ernie work tirelessly to plant landmines under the sand.

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Pink - ABRD Big Bird oversees the construction of the Berlin Wall

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Text - llamas-and-pancakes 2 chicken-kiev Follow mygayshoes: Today I saw a dude try to physically remove a teenage girl from the disabled seating on the train, complaining about his weak ankles and hypertension and how pathetic and discourteous youth were. She literally threw her prosthetic leg at him. Source: areodesy 340,642 notes

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Text - Oh you've had sex? Yeah, welll've had enough

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Astronomy - Meet Luthra O Follow me for more recipes like this..

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Photograph - At this moment I knew I was in a hood I needed to get the fuck out of VRIGINAL R 25 FREE

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People - Me and my friend explaining in sign language that there is a sound every time u get an erection Our deaf friend

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Text - All I ask is for you to get to know me on a deep, intimate level while I resist and obstruct your every attempt to do so

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Brown - SIZE COMPARISON GRAIN OF RICE SMALLEST CLOSE COMPUTER AD EVER

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Text - IT'S A 5 MINUTE WALK FROM MY HOUSE TO THE BAR... ..BUT IT'S A 45 MINUTE WALK FROM THE BAR TO MY HOUSE. THE DIFFERENCE IS STAGGERING.

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Finger - INSTRUCTION MANUAL? YOU MEAN THE MANUFACTURER'S OPINION?

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Motor vehicle - When you see an ad for a free trampoline on Gumtree and think, I always wanted a trampoline." PHARMACY Drive Thru Photo Food Mart @svagelj

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Wheel - nobody: life hack videos:

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