46 Quality Memes Full Of Dumb Humor

We're gonna keep this one short because we know you're here for one thing and one thing only (memes). Prepare for a collection of all the best kind of humor: dank, nerdy, historical, relatable, topical, absurd, and witty. Everything you could ever want in a meme gallery.  

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Hairstyle - शुभम. @ssubham30 Someone: Life is full of Ups & Down Me: • huind शुभम, @ssubham30 You guys are having Ups

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Illustration - Black Marsh Morrowind Cyrodiil Skyřim

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Face - Yes Guinan, I promise I won't get all political Jean-Luc, you promise?! You better not THREE BEERS LATER LONG LIVE DUKE LETO!

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Text - me: *on one knee* will u marry me her: OMG ye- me: no worries if not lol her: i will absolutely marry yo- me: like seriously so sorry for the inconvenience

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Text - THE MORE YOU KNOW THE MOREYOU HATE IT HERE

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Blue - How I look watching serial killer documentaries

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Text - MUSLIM PROSTITUTE MARRIES HER CLIENTS FOR AN HOUR IN ORDER TO HAVE 'SINLESS SEX' Ndi FOM Blessings- Apr 2, 2015 6366 9 0 Allah I suppose you think that was terribly clever

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Text - Mike Fellows @jokesavant Some of you aren't used to every year being the worst year of your life and it shows.

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Bird

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Personal protective equipment - "feathered dinosaurs aren't scary. actual feathered dinosaurs: @WildGreenMemes

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Text - tatum @50FirstTates me: i am worthless them: u should be more confident me: *confidently* i am worthless 11:37 AM · 2020-09-21 · Twitter for iPhone 119 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 394 Likes

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Text - Cat Rosé @WinningByARose *lighting candles* him: oh is this where you joke about sacrificing me? me: no l'm trying to survive through a pandemic and can't afford my electricity bill 4:37 PM · 2020-09-18 · Twitter for iPhone

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Sleeve - THE GLORS LA PAINTIFG WITH BOE GOWROSS There are no mistakes. Only honorable accidents. Glory to you and your paint tray.

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Text - Trey Smith O @SlimiHendrix water is like the oldest beverage ever and somehow has no nickname. no one is ever like "sure could go for a cup of that clear" or whatever. huge oversight imo 2:15 PM · 2020-09-21 · Twitter Web App 2,054 Retweets 205 Quote Tweets 21.7K Likes

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Eyewear - FIND SOMEONE WHO LOOKS AT YOU THE WAY JEAN-PAUL SARTRE LOOKS AT EXISTENCE

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Text - carol(yn) @ballerguy | asked my friend if he thought | was ugly and this was his response l'm going back to sleep you're a strong doggy style candidate for sure 7:13 PM · 9/21/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Circle - When your shower turns you into a safecracker. COLD Melts Tungsten Comfortable Absolute Zero

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People - ITHINK I JOINED THE WRONG KHAN ACADEMY GUYS WHERE ARETHE MATH TUTORIALS IM SCARED

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Facial hair - Most people reach peak for being miserable around age 47, study suggests Me in my 30's: Fuck

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Text - Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go ... JURASSIC PARK the dinosaurs have been raptured into heaven so we have to start all over 1:51 PM · 2020-08-30 · Twitter for iPhone 681 Retweets and comments 6,065 Likes

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Job - In Spanish the suffix "-ito" means small. Taquito means "little taco" The name of the Mojito, implies the existence of a bigger more alcoholic beverage. BLAOJ

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Text - soul nate @MNateShyamalan me: people love playlists with really specific names, like "lofi hip hop beats to study/relax to" her: yes but I'm not sure tha- me: Alexa, play "Sea Shanties You Could Theoretically Fuck To" 12:45 PM · 2/26/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Nature - Chunga burmeisteri Chungus burmeisteri

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Face - Paul, I believe Dr. Crusher is becoming an Abomination. Gurney, who thế hell is Dr. Crusher? The CMO of the Enterprise. She ran off saying something a about ghosts and her ancestors. Did he eat too many edibles again?

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Pollution - Soviet Gender keveal It's a worker

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Human - 2020 IS ALMOST OVER, YIPPEE! 2021

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Vision care - "your uber is arriving now" me:

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Organism - Walk in a straight line next to human. Jump in human's path and stop for no reason.

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Facial hair - Christmas: The time of year when all faiths put away their beliefs and celebrate Paganism.

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Ear - They said I could be anything... So I became a disappointment.

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People - "Alright, does everyone have sound?"

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Cheek - Hey I just wanted to say that nobody from this group is going to heaven

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Dog breed - Me every time I feel the slightest tickle in my throat. "oh Lord, it got me."

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Vertebrate - When you rip your bed to pieces and now have to sleep on the floor Why am I like this

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Human - Yeah Mary where DO babies come Mom, where do babies come from? from?

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People - PC gamers when their $3000 PC is better than a $400 console Ah, victory

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Organism - Humans 100,000 years ago Humans today me humgry me hunt mammoth why food delivery slow

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Eyewear - SO THERE I WAS.. THE ONLY WHITE DUDE IN JERUSALEM

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Organism - Watching my food heat up in the microwave

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Text - Marco Biagi O @MarcoGBiagi By age 35 you should have an entire wardrobe of clothes one size too small that you keep in eternal optimism that you'll fit in them again one day.

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Nose - What it's like to have $100 as a kid OSED $500 as a teenager $1500 as an adult

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History - Jesus Christ would you look at the time VI

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Carnivore - Dog came back to the house as a member of the Uruk-hai

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Blue - PATHEOS.COM Study finds atheists are more likely to own cats than Christians 10 Comments 3 Shares O Like Comment Share Robert Noble This article is stupid. Besides not knowing how to feed and care for them, it's illegal to own a Christian, let alone buy and sell them. Like Reply 7m by u/Strudelstein

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Vertebrate - PLEASE DON'T LET THE CAT OUT NO MATTER WHAT IT TELLS YOU! HEL9 Caf neds air

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Human - Is this Captain Picard's version of "Fuck around and find out"? You may test that assumption at your convenience.

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