50 History Memes For Comedy-Loving Antiquarians

Are you a meme-enjoyer with a love for history? Someone who likes their memes sprinkled with historical references and humor? You've come to the right place. These memes celebrate the positive accomplishments of the past and denigrate the terrible choices and ways of of our predecessors. They also might make you feel smarter. It's always nice to realize how much information you retained from your high school experience.

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Cumulus - Alexander the Great, watching how his empire is crumbling down and being split up by his successors (circa 322BC) rtan.com

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Animation - LOE GERMANIA MAGNA Vindobona ticorum Lauriacuin NORICUM quilei DALM, Let's go. In and out. Twenty minuteiadventure. PANNONIA SUPERIOR * PANNONIA INFERIOR

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Animation - When you spend half a year besieging a city but it surrenders peacefully and your commander doesn't let you sack and rape everyone.

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Headgear - The praetorian prefect after being accused by Septimus Severus of auctioning the title of Roman Emperor to Didius Julianus after the assassination of Pertinax: d among C That wih o the Right1o ecple te layine For 敬 kel I was a business man... doing business.

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Eyewear - "So there's this Roman General, right? Dude's fuckin' baller as shit. I'm talking crossing the Rubicon without Senate approval baller, ya feel? Anyways, this guy, THIS FUCKIN' GUY, realises he's about to be encircled while mounting a siege and he does the craziest thing. Baller ass general no cap BUILDS TWO SETS OF WALLS around the fort he's besieging. Straight up made those barbarians besiege him. Most incredibilis shit I've ever seen!" FavageAF ASTROS 10

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Tooth - slave1: *gets torn to shreds by lions* slave 2: *gets burned alive* slave 3:* is bleeding out on the ground because he is stabbed by professional Gladiator* roman public:

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Text - Roman generals figuring out who to go to war with after 200 AD: Celts, Persians, Other Germans Romans ya_roman_memes

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Nose - 5th Century Roman Empire 2nd Century Roman Empire The future hasn't been kind to you, has it?

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Finger - How people think Christianity spread: dreamstime dreamstime How it really spread: dreamstime ime dreamstime @fuckchurchill dreamstime dreamstime BIBLE mrtime ime

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Facial hair - GREENLAND ICELAND Erik the Viking:

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Finger - Killing a lot of people Fathering a lot of people Genghis Khan Perfectly balanced, as all things should be

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Lip - Mongolia: My army is amazing and nothing can stop the invasion of Japan The wind:

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Nose - People in 8th century: because you tried to kill yourself, we sentence you to hanging. Suicidal people: You will?

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Finger - William the Conqueror telling his army why they have to wait two months to invade England in 1066. ny Form ef Reple te alte uch pr That ed nds, it is the R ent lay crm fe th nce. Ind aste te I know more about wind than you do

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Heat - Europe in the 16th century Alleged witches who floated instead of drowned

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Hat - Teacher: Describe European colonization with one picture: Me:

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Text - Fellas, if your girl... Looks good in red Loves surprising you And wants to brutally suppress other religions Then that's not your girl, that's the Spanish Inquisition Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

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Poster - France helping out the 13 Colonies make their own country The French Revolution FOR SALE

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Photo caption - Treaty with native Americans: *is signed* The United States immediately after:

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Clothing - King James just trying to vibe Guy Fawkes

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Organism - They executed him and some decided to eat his body WHAT? The Dutch WASN'T THIS LEAF GREEN BEFORE? once ate their prime minister In WHAT?

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Hand - DUTCH EAST INDIA COMPANY 20 MODERN COMPANIES Alphabet amazon Microsoft facebook Aaba.com Eoobi l WELLS FARGO 1637 BexsE HATHAWAY . Walinart VISA Tercent SAMSUNG atat NETFLIX $z9 trillion $Z.9 trillion Indonesia:

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Organism - In 1795, a French cavalry unit surrounded the Dutch navy, which had been frozen into the ice near Texel Island. The cavalry simply rode up to the Dutch ships and demanded their surrender. It was a rare defeat of a navy by cavalry. memes OF empiRes

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Vegetation - Gibraltar I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder.

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Text - Never Ask A Woman Her Age A Man, His Salary Or Britan How They Got So Many Artifacts In Their Museum

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Finger - Britain: sends pirates to raid Spanish ships Britain: aneng That whe the RightT- FPeoplete layi my Fo I was a business man... doing business.

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Finger - "Don't worry, the British rule won't last long" The British rule grand theft autu

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Finger - Publishing Cok numerous Having ten studies on children with Sprile your cousin the benefits of genetic diversity PUSH PUSH Charles Darwin D LIPHE CD

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Animation - Berlin conference, 1884: LIVE Who should own Africa? MSNBSea 毫 LIVE We've assembled.thissdiverse panel of white men in bow-ties to decide. MEGAD

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Animation - I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS slavery @random_apush_memęs DONK Sharecropping

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Cap - My grandpa told me that he got to see the Titanic and that from the beginning he told them not to get onboard because he knew it was going to sink. But no one listened and he repeatedly told them until the minute he got kicked out of the movie theater...

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Finger - Kids in Weimar Germany after mom allowed them to keep the change:

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Face - Is two a lot? Depends on the context Dollars? No. Times a country has declared a war on a bird and lost? Yes.

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Arm - food: *exists* this guy: .and I took that u/SupremeMemeBrowser

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Organism - COMRADE STALIN'S CONDITION IS STILL SERI OUS MAYBE HE SHOULD JUST QUIT STALIN HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA MART VIRKUS @ARCADERAGE

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Arm - Some guy: You know Stalin is kinda sus- KGB: @history_doots ...and I took that person

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Finger - Sorry to tell you this, but European countries like France had very little do do with the modern world. Even hundreds of years ago they were always second best to the British. Best not to talk about history if your a Frenchman. The French are Best at cooking snails. Historians and French:

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Formal wear - EXIT France under defending the ardenne cause it's impenetrable France under defending the ardenne cause it's impenetrable The 1st, 2nd and 10th Panzer Divisions

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Nose - KAYY Italians in World War Italians in New York

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Human - America facing an unending war with Japan Some nerds in the New Mexico desert

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Finger - Sweden: We were neutral in WW2 Allies: We know you sold Iron to Nazi Germany! Sweden: w mong on, That + 6 the Kig layir ethe to I was a business man... doing business.

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Finger - When you click on the "1930-1950" tab of "our history" on a german company's website PORECH That the O layir KRUPP FANTA to BOSS SIEMENS LUGO B Os S LC Lufthansa I was a business man... doing business.

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Face - Is four a lot? Depends on the context Meters gained in WW1? Yes. Dollars? No.

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Organism - GET AWAY USA YOU CARRIER OF I ALSO CARRY Foreign aid Military intervention ealaskan.sammie IT'S MIlitary intervention AWW GOD DAMMIT

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Sleeve - When Luxembourg sent it's entire army of 44 men to fight in the Korean War. ITAINT MUCH BUT IT'S HONEST WORK

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Facial expression - NASA in the sixties: "that's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind" NASA in the seventies: - WE PLAYIN' golf ON THE MOON, BITCH.

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Product - Them: So I didn't really pay attention to history class in school, can someone please explain the Cold War to me? Me:

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Organism - American Media Scary black man The Black hold gun Panther Party funding school lunches, and make fist clothing and shoe programs, community shuttles and ambulances, and foodbanks, as well as testing half a millon people for sickle-cell anemia

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Finger - ATOH +BOND SEAL BLACK Istantly Steps Leaks! LEX ANANENKO, PE BEZPALOV AND BARANOV OOTAE CHERNOBYL LACK GOING UNDER THE REACTOR TO STOP THE FUEL FLOW, PREVENTING A 3 MEGATON EXPLOSION AND SAVING HALF OF EUROPE

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