53 Hilarious Memes For Glorious Time-Wasting

Have you ever woken up before your alarm when it's the wee hours of the morning and there's still some time until you have to tear yourself out of bed to do it all over again? There's that wonderful window of time where you get to do whatever you want. Do you sleep an extra twenty minutes? Do you stare at your ceiling and do absolutely nothing? Do you open up your phone to scroll through some dank memes? Well if it's memes you're looking for, you can always count on us to help jump-start your morning with some funny, spicy, and relatable content

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Text - [carefully puts turds in pocket] Please do not flush anything other than bathroom tissue THANK YOU

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Text - Me: *Presses the print button twice* The printer: 200,000 units are ready, with a million more well on the way

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Brown - PATHEOS.COM Study finds atheists are more likely to own cats than Christians 00 10 Comments 3 Shares O Like Comment Share Robert Noble This article is stupid. Besides not knowing how to feed and care for them, it's illegal to own a Christian, let alone buy and sell them.

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Fictional character - Ever wonder what the fuck went down exactly in the Middle Ages

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Finger - When you start caring so you gotta remind yourself to be cold and distant so you don't get hurt

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Dishware - Maggy O @maggyvaneijk · my kid just unwrapped her new peppa dinner set and I accidentally ordered a french version and now it says groin groin groin all over the plates and cup ffs groin! 9roinl groin!

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Text - Steelers 2-0 @Dojafat Why the fuck are there people named Charles? You are ONE Charle. 5:29 PM · 2020-09-18 · Twitter for iPhone 38.1K Retweets 5,454 Quote Tweets 31OK Likes

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Food - Y'all ever jut say fuck it and eat it with the shell 0100%

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Text - sure O @alvin_the_don why is it so awkward walking back after u bowl in bowling

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Text - aboa @abod_alnasr When the part of the song that hurts most comes on finn @finnapis · 19/02/2020 bomboclaat VOLUME

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Floor - STI 400 DUDE ON A FORUM, THAT HAD THE SAME PROBLEM 12 YEARS AGO ME

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Organism - Snapchat: MoshWithTyler @MoshWithTyler nature is beautiful <>

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Text - monobeartheater: verylittlebird: a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. "is this your card?" the midwife asks, in a familiar voice. what the fuck

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Human - BREAKING NEWS: Cosplay is now officially over after this DragonCon cosplayer killed it.

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Text - Lean In My Cereal @lilbinchboi Due to personal reasons l'm going to keep posting memes instead of seeking proffesional help for my mental health

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Amphibian - When people driving brand new $40k rides wanna road rage.. Me.. this an $800 car, l'll kill us both

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Text - justin @farringtOn "ur so chill" thanks i am completely disconnected from reality right now 12:56 PM · 6/17/20 · Twitter Web App 138K Retweets 473K Likes

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Bed - When your friends ask you how you got this way you see that depression? you can't buy that, you gotta eam it.

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Hair - JUST ONCE. HOW OFTEN DO PLANES CRASH?

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Text - Ryan Haywood ACHIEVE @RyanThe Twit When drinking the sweetened milk left over from my bowl of honey nut cheerios it suddenly occurred to me that I was sucking down cow boob juice sweetened with artificial bee spit. I didn't stop, but I did pause. It's best not to overthink somethings. 9:42 PM · 28 Sep 19 · Twitter Web App 920 Retweets 6,909 Likes

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Nature - *nickelback voice* look at this faux giraffe

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Text - @coolauntV me: *kicking stirrups* go on now git gynecologist: stop that

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Motor vehicle - WYLLIE Mourn Hub

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Line - random act of kindness: softly kiss the postmans fingers when he puts them through your door to let him know that you are thankful for his gifts hehe is it a puppy

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Finger - 14:40 30 Crazy Ideas For Your Party 5-Minute Crafts · 4.4K views 20 minutes ago

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Parallel - hey are you still alive awake* I wish I wasn't alive or awake? YES

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Mode of transport - when you post something super controversial and immediately go to bed

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Text - sara mchenry @yellowcardigan My therapist: <laughs at a joke l said> Me (to myself): This is great. I'm going to get a good grade in therapy, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve, >

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Nature - SPELL FAILURE, ROLL FOR RANDOM EFFECT YOU SUMMON 1D100 CORGIS

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Finger - When you kill the final boss but the intense music doesn't stop Bitch. How dare you still live?

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Text - Quinn Sutherland @ReelQuinn A few summers agoI stopped at some kids' lemonade stand. As I took a sip, the youngest boy stuck his whole arm in the pitcher and stirred.

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Sleeve - took her to my penthouse then i freaked it

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Text - inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant Inventor: so a flying balloon Me: i'm with you Inventor: big flame over your head Me: sounds good Inventor: no steering Me: excellent Inventor: *snorting coke* and you're in a wicker basket Me: i'm in

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Sleeve - 2020 in eight words: your free trial of experiencing joy has ended R

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Text - shen the bird @Shen_the_Bird duck: [sees my bread] i lust for crust me: no duck: c'mon that dough make me go oh me: it'll make you sick duck: i am a beast for the yeast baby

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Human - when someone makes a joke about something you're secretly insecure about (LAUGHING)

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Text - it's been a 'cuddle with my toaster in the bathtub' kind of week.

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Hairstyle - USA WE'RE TRYING OUR BEST The World YOUR BEST IS AN IDIOT

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Animation - my only serotonin molecule making its way through my brain

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Finger - He scared so I gotta lure him out with food

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Product - All the cleaning products are flying off the shelf. Now is Everclears time to shine. It'll kill germs, start your car, make you feel invincible, AND help you forget any of this ever happened. EAR EVERCLEAR MOL EVERCLEAR R与M(1MP GRAIN ALCOHO MFN GRAIN ALCOHOL

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Plumbing fixture - Elon Musk @elonmusk Send me ur dankest memes!! 10:52 AM Oct 25, 2018 Pikachu. finish t with thunderbolt Elon Musk @elonmusk I said dankest not darkest omg

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Organism - catladyoftheyear S cliforniash COWS SITTING LIKE DOGS IS OFFICIALLY THE MOST IMPORTANT THING

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Text - DRE @DreSpeakFacts Does anyone else picture themselves crashing their car and ending their life in a split second everytime they drive or like should I get a therapist Imao 18:13 · 13/05/2019 · Twitter for iPhone 7,894 Retweets 34.5K Likes

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Lip - "Sorry, your card declined" Okay but why you so loud for?

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Text - Lil Sepsis @VELVET_GUARD imagine how good it feels to be a rotisserie chicken in the warmer at a grocery store. dead, head empty, no thoughts, cooked to perfection and warm under a lamp

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Text - Chuck Wendig @ChuckWendig honestly do you blame it O New York Post O @nypost · 10h New research finds Jupiter is flinging asteroids at Earth trib.al/VERQXYV

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Text - r/Showerthoughts u/robbman21 Ox2 • 7h Maybe the grass seems greener on the other side because you're not over there fucking it up. 21.7k 321 Share BEST COMMENTS CivilizedYam • 6h Who are you and why do you know so much about me? Reply 2.3k

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Text - cumfort how does one turn their emotions off theperksofbeinga-jackass Okay so first go to settings theperksofbeinga-jackass I'm a fucking idiot I thought that said emojis at first shessofuckedinthehead no, im still willing to try this, go ahead, im at settings, what do next

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Text - Geraldine O @everywhereist The mask debate, like virtually every other major conflict in American politics, can be boiled down to "I don't know how to convince you to care about other people."

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Azure - CAN Live TV • = Home The world's fastest- growing religion is ..

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Organism - ONWARD SIR HONKERS, THERE'S FUCKARY TO SPREAD!

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Wood - demondicks Our house in the middle of our House nick-val

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