Corny Jokes For Enthusiasts Of Dad Humor

Ironic and surreal memes might be "in" right now, but we often miss a simpler time when Dads and dad-like figures were the consistent source of humor in our lives. Corny jokes and "dad wit" may seem dumb to some people, but the nuance of a groan-worthy joke is actually pretty difficult to attain. These tweets and memes, however, do an excellent job of bringing the cheese to the internet. We hope they make you chuckle while shaking your head in exasperation. 

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Computer keyboard - shoopdahoop25 @shoopdahoop25 music make you Capa Lock A TShift Alt > の

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Text - Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Icaught my son chewing on electrical cords. So I had to ground him. He's doing better currently, and now conducting himself properly.

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Text - IV Daveastated FOLDERS @Daveastated Me:I feel like I deserve a statue. Them: Aren't you getting ahead of yourself? Me: No, that's a bust. 2:53 PM · 2020-08-18 · Twitter for Android

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Text - Bob Golen @BobGolen Smoking will kill you. Bacon is bad for you. But smoking bacon will cure it. 8:14 PM · 2020-08-26 · Twitter Web App

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Nose - How does Mr Miyagi eat his Babybel?

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Text - Jon @ArfMeasures [Prehistoric times] Mom: When you get married, your husband will be the hunter Daughter: So I gather 11:14 AM · 05 Dec 18 · Twitter for Android

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Cool - MY MOM THREWAWAY ALL MY BLOCKS I'M.

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Text - Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes The weirdest summer jobI have ever had was cleaning the monkey cages at our local zoo. That shit was bananas. 4:50 PM · 8/21/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Never let anyone tell you what you can or cannot do Just look at Beethoven, everyone told him he would never be a musician, just because he was deaf. But did he listen?

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Text - cobra kai @kaichoyce The Rock announced that he, his wife, and their 2 daughters have recovered from Covid. They first suspected they had it when no one could smell what he was cooking. >

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Food - Pure bread pug MCENNEDY Toast American Style MCENNEDY ELASSIC AMERICAN WY Toast American Style MOENNEDY ENNEDY

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Text - TAR What

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Pink - wow did you just ovary-act

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Text - He Called Me Greenhorn •.. @WhatsAGreenhorn n Who's a gr eer agoenhorn The girls in Mambo No. 5 weren't Lou's first choices but Begas can't be choosers 12:28 PM · 2019-07-19 · Twitter for Android 336 Retweets 16 Quote Tweets 1,258 Likes

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Text - He Called Me Greenhorn @WhatsAGreenhorn wos age Jeff Bezos can't sleep until he puts his pajamazon 12:01 AM · 2020-09-01 · Twitter for Android 40.7K Retweets 1,296 Quote Tweets 343K Likes

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Text - Wife asked if I could stop singing Wonderwall I said maybe dregtime 限 dreamstime dreamstime time ime dreamstime

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Text - Media: coronauirus only kills seniors Mexican men: Fuck.

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Text - just vjbe @LVMelLO My safe word is extra cheese ...in queso emergency. 9:48 AM · 2020-02-02 · Twitter for iPhone 1,916 Retweets and comments 4,093 Likes

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Line - ARGENTINA is surprisingly cold. In fact, it's bordering on Chile

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Map - Restaurant Order Preferences in Africa For Here Togo

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Text - An English Human @English_Channel [on a date with a houseplant] Me: everything ok? you hardly touched your dinner. Houseplant: Yes, I'm just eating light 6:41 PM · 2020-07-01 · Twitter for iPhone 271 Retweets and comments 730 Likes

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Text - clean slate @PleaseBeGneiss ZOMBIE: *squishing brains through fingers* got your knows

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Text - I tchaikovskaya none of yall know what propaganda actually is, do you? tchaikovskaya its when a british person takes a good look at something

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Text - Tal Waterhouse @iiTalW People who can't distinguish between etymology and entomology bug me in ways I cannot put into words. 2018-05-03, 1:01 AM

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Music - worldwide 3:15 GMT BREAKING NEWS LIVE Reports Of Mass Luting CN ANTIFA reportedly calling for suspension of 4th note of diatonic scale #massluting

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Job - People who sell meat are gross. OPunHubonline But people who sell fruit and vegetables are grocer. Pun hub

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Dog - LOST DOG! He's part Pom-Romaine-ian and answers to the name "Caesar". If you see him, please lettuce know!!

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Photo caption - DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE COIN SHORTAGE? YES, AMERICA IS LITERALLY OUT OF COMMON CENTS! made with mematic

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Text - 3 hours ago 4 After I drink coffee I like to show the empty mug to the IT guy and tell him that l've successfully installed Java. He hates me. 114 Likes 15 Comments Like Comment

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