Memes & Amusing Delivery Tales From Courier Warriors

Millions of people have been working from home since the start of the pandemic, which means couriers and food service workers have been going hard at the delivery game all through quarantine. It shouldn't be a surprise that the couriers of Caviar, Doordash, Favor, GrubHub, Instacart, Postmates, and UberEATS have some amusing stories. r/couriersofreddit is a subreddit where workers share relatable memes, funny experiences, and screenshots of both good and bad interactions with customers. We've gathered a bunch of amusing and eye-opening posts from the sub to remind everyone to be kind to couriers and tip extra in these crazy times. 

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Wreath - The apartments are now working together to hide their numbers

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Blue - Delivery Delivery from Shake Shack Warren St Lundy St Philco Bar + Diner Press Grill Bollinger PI ke Shack Buttles Ave forno E Lincoln St Legal Monarch Diner Order ORIGINAL DINER ETA: 11:45am DINER PLACED ORDER: 11:22am DELIVERY INSTRUCTIONS: There's a homless guy who's been sitting next to Shake Shack the last few days. Can you give it to him? He's right by the hummingbird mural in the alley. Thank you! TIP: $9.49 N Pearl St N High St N Wall St

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Automotive design - Screw Uber! Message me and l'll come get you in a 1989 Pontiac Firebird, with a fifth of whisky and an eight ball, blasting Mötley Crüe on the speakers, and l'll holler "Hell yeah, brother!!" at everything you say. EveRITIOND CAM METAL

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Glasses - ABC News abc NEWS 5 hrs 0 Man in Nebraska orders pizza for his grandma in Florida to make sure she was alright after he couldn't reach her following Hurricane Matthew. "Police and fire couldn't do it, but Papa John's got there in 30 minutes and put the cellphone to her ear."

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Job - Idris Elbow @YallLuvCris Cuz they tired of people lying on them about not getting their food. That was smart STEEZY @PapiiSteez 10h Why Did My Uber Eats Driver Send Me A Picture Of Me Taking My Food In The House ??? Show this thread Subject Text Message Pay

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Yellow - Delivery for Nicolette S. Lmfaooo , people be having me weak w instructions Directions Leave it at the door Leave at my door: Please be swift with this mission. My wife is hangry, I fear that my life may actually lie in your hands. She's a hitter and I made the horrible mistake of not reading her mind that she was hungry 30 minutes ago. I fear I ma not have much time left. Please hurry, I don't know how much longer I can hold her off. God speed, I'm counting on you. .o W..

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Text - Pho Five Star (Balmoral St.) Delivery • 1 39. Tofu and Vegetable Rice Noodle Soup - Hu Tieu Rau Dau Hu $10.50 "No Instructions: I'm a Skip driver and I was picking up an order yesterday from your restaurant. The order was delayed by 2 minutes so the staff apologized multiple times & offered me a coke for waiting. This is the nicest a restaurant has treated me so I decided to give you my business. Thank you!"

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Text - Large Cheese Pizza $21.00+ Positive Reinforcement Comforting Words For $1, our delivery driver will look you straight in the $1.00 eyes and tell you "EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE OK AND YOU'RE DOING THE BEST YOU CAN" Specialty Pizza Elote Pizza $23.00+ Whole kernel corn, garlic lemon mayo, feta, mozzarella, cilantro, and

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Motor vehicle - Me working for DoorDash and only ordering and delivering food for myself while getting paid for it @SamonWithoutThel "Sometimes my genius is. it's almost frightening"

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Text - 4:52 1 uil LTE 4 1 Spotify =0 Deliver by 5:26 PM Help Airport Leave it at the door Leave at my door: My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of wa

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Green - Door Dash 4083 Way 11:15 PM Delivery or refund 11:16 PM Is this For Doordash? 11:17 PM Yep YES 11:17 PM Reheating stir fry 11:18 PM I have a different address 11:18 PM 4083 Way 11:18 PM That address is not in Las Vegas 11:18 PM I have 10822 ct 11:19 PM My sister changed it while I was visiting 11:19 PM Yeah sorry you will have to call Doordash for refund. I'm here with your food in Vegas 11:20 PM 1 star review 11:22 PM Fuck you 11:24 PM

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Squash - THE COMLTUN ley delivery folks. Thanks for Bringing our Goods. Have a treat on us! Season's Greeting gs

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Blue - 2:111 ull LTE D Instagram 85 X DECLINE Durham 147 hapel Hill 751 54 15 Delivery Meal ре $17.94 D includes expected tip 55 min total 28.3 mi lly Dickey's Barbecue Pit (1102 Parkside.. O2 orders 42

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Text - Million dollar home, $2 tip So I delivered Chinese food to a beautiful home the other night. Like... this house had a MOAT. I had to cross a bridge over a MOAT. This was a 20 minute drop.. $2tip. I looked this house up... $1.7million.. $2tip...

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Screenshot - Space @2kspaced Uber eats driver couldn't find my house so 7:55 1 ll5GE Reginald Lexus RX • LIKS70 Mon, Nov 09, 7:54PM Look to the sky. Follow the beacon. Rea what oh my god I see it

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Text - wittyidiot @stephenszczerba If you are getting food delivered, tip your delivery person as you would a server in a restaurant, but like a server who gases up their car & drives your order to your front door during a global health crisis just so you can have that little snacky snack you crave, tip like that

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Organism - The world: *is ending* Food delivery workers: KrustyKrab Pizzalsthe pizza foryouand mel

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Green - Driver here, just waiting for the restaurant to complete your order. Will update you when I'm on my way Okay! Ok got it, on the way. Should be about 15 Okay! You may beat me home haha. If there isn't a white Jeep in the drive way you won You're on You can just leave it by the door if you do Beat you. Have a great day! Damn haha thank you! You too!

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Head - You're an essential employee! I'm essentially homeless if I don't work You're a God Damn Hero I don't want to be a hero want to not die! MEAT MARSS Get back to work Counti

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Blue - Friday, July 3, 2020 Hello 7:56 PM Your food is out side 7:56 PM Thank you. I heard you but next time you have to text or call when you drop the food. 8:18 PM I did 8:21 PM Enter message

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Text - Restaurant Notes: No doorbell. Yell Oi Cunt really loud. AUD 1 x #30 Family Pizza Deal All Meat (Family) Soft Drinks (1.25L) 26.90

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Motor vehicle - Anyone ever do a drop off on the side of a interstate? Picked up order, and the address only said "I-65", called customer, said it's at the closed weigh station. Great tipper too.

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Text - Make sure they don't make any food until you get there I want my stuff extra hot like off the grill hot & don't forget anything please. TIP: $0

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Collar - Complete Delivery Steps E Hand it to customer Leave at my door:

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