Memes & Tweets For Your Procrastination Pleasure

Ever want to give responsibility a big, angry middle finger? That's how we spend most of our waking life. Though some might say procrastinationis ruining our lives, we'd rather spend this time having fun than worrying about what killjoys think - and what our "bosses" "expect" "us" "to" "do." We're here for a good time, and according to our lifestyles and Covid-19, not a long time. Why not enjoy it with some memes?

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Green - Incorrectly assuming Incel Excel something is a date

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Skin - Culture New Study Confirms Cats Can't Spread COVID-19, But Would If Given Option

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Head - This is the scale that I will be using for everything from now on. Boasting a guest verse from Dr. Dre, what classic '90s R&B hit features Blackstreet singing, "I like the way you work it"? A: No Diggity B: Hardly Any Diggity C:A Fair Amount of Diggity D: An Overwhelming Surplus of Diggity

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Happy - Nobody: Bowling alley tvs when you get a strike:

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Blue - Gatorade @doyouevenlift Hey Gatorade O I'm having trouble opening the lid to some of your bottles. Any ideas what the problem is? 12:20 PM / We're very sorry to hear you're having trouble with our twist- off caps. Maybe hit the gym once or twice you fucking pussy 12:22 PM

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Cup - "Maybe this coffee will help me be more productive" Coffee: esonnySideup

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Nose - Jackie @omggjackiee what's the best drug to have sex on Noah O @Noahasf birth control

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Comfort - Her: I'm exhausted I was up till 4am with the baby Him: It's probably not good to keep a baby up that late stock shkter hutterst.ck ISH

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Text - EASE OFF THE ASS LemmeSeeThatBooty: never

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Text - Gender reveals getting out of hand It's a boy

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Leg - New bag of ice Me 52

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Human - nobody: cats: Opreitycoolim

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Fictional character - Hand sanitizer @shitheadsteve 0.01% of germs

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Text - My friendship circle over the years 2017 2018 2019 2020

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Text - Government: You owe us money. It's called taxes. Me: How much do lowe? Gov't: You have to figure that out. Me: I just pay what I want? Gov't: Oh, no we know exactly how much you owe. But you have to guess that number too. Me: What if I get it wrong? Gov't: You go to prison

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Product - "So tell me about yourself" SQUIRT BE GENTLE I SQUIRT BE G HEINZ 1860 E MAYONNAISE @BRUHJOBSA

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Text - Glitter @xoGlitterTV You're an adult now, pick 3: full time job •a consistent workout schedule •a sex life the will to live •a fridge with actual food in it • one large coffee

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Finger - Earth: *makes a complete rotation around the sun* Humans:

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Shoulder - u ever just me me me

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Shoe - hackers in movies be like: "im in" made with mematic

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Motor vehicle - see anything wrong with the mirror?

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Fun - Discord Mods when someone sends a message that slightly violates one of their 2000 rules: O reddit

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Text - Damn this hit me ISPENT THE BEST EVENINGS OF MY LIFE UNAWARE THEY WERE SIGNFICANT

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Floor - vae ... @vaeredd Men really think it's okay to live like this... Steady @SteadylsFlying Women hate how little it takes for us to be happy.

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Mountain - I MAY BESTUPID

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Sleeve - When you've wiped 10 times already and there's still shit on the toiletpaper: Maybe l'm a crayon ngflip.Bom

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Animation - *Works a job I hate just so I can afford to buy alcohol to deal with the job I hate* @StupidResumes In the circle, the circle of life

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Animation - Me trying to convince my coworker to pick up my shift Bitch, don't you wanna start making some real fucking money?

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Working animal - Her: Don't come back here with your bullshit. Me: still on my bullshit

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People - Me hitting the last beer pong cup at my nephew's birthday party UTA PO

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Coat - Just two breath taking legends smiling at eachother

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Text - Slimecicle @Slimecicle People with nut allergies are at the bottom of the food chain bro your natural predator is a fucking legume

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Text - If you ever feel useless just remember that Bing's top searched word is google Top 10 Bing Search Queries in the World google 44 million youtube 33 million facebook 31 million gmail 15 million how to get help in windows 10 12 million 19 yahoo 7 million amazon 6 million facebook log in 6 million hotmail 5 million get help with file explorer in windows 10 5 million 5. 10 15 20 25 30 35 40 45 50 55

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People - "Let's all go around the table and say something we're thankful for" Ðœe: 131 proof bud, straight up. I'm fuckn wasted. @SomonWithoutthel

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Sleeve - My uncle: okay I'm gonna slowly drop the turkey in the deep frier so it doesn't explode Me, who filled the turkeys ass with popcorn kernels and pop rocks the night before: @SamonWithoutTheL Are you not entertained!?

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Text - Trajectory Options Assert Dominance Stealth Establish presence Question Authority

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Sports uniform - What are you doing step-soldier? made with mematic

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Cartoon - when l'm being honest with myself on why I didn't get a text back 09 ** * Well, maybe it's just because you're ugly.

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Text - Tank.Sinatra @GeorgeResch Every app is a dating app if you're creepy enough

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Text - Joel Wade @Wahday44 When I die and y'all go through my search history, youll be disappointed to find mostly just definitions for very common words that I wasn't sure I was using correctly.

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Human - "Didn't I tell you don't go thru my phone? Didn't I? Now look at you, hurt and shit"

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Text - Self help tip: Do one thing a day that scares you. Text someone first. Ask your crush to hang out. Purposefully iritate a wild raccoon. Fuck a cactus. The only one stopping you is yourself.

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Face - Me trying to practice social distancing in grocery store The person behind me in line F8/Sarcasmlol

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Comfort - Sure, sex is cool. But have you ever farted away a stomachache?

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Mouth - Millennials living through their 2nd "once in a generation" economic collapse FRS

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Finger - You know People treat me like a god How ? They ignore my existence unless they need something from me F

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Lip - When you've been crying and then you fart

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Smile - When you show up to the bar after your friends are already there @middledassfancy Looks like theyiU let anyone in here Here comes trouble There he is

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