People Imagine What 2020 Would Look Like As A Cocktail

The interminable disappointment and disaster we humans have brought upon ourselves throughout history is certainly nothing new, but 2020 has been like a giant mirror reflecting our failure as a species back at us. As the global pandemic just keeps truckin' on into the new year, people are dealing with the darkness in different ways. We at Memebase look to those who use humor as a coping mechanism, because what else can we do but just laugh sometimes? One redditor had the same idea and asked Reddit what a hypothetical 2020-themed cocktail would look like if they ordered one in a bar. The answers are hilariously befitting and communicate how people feel about this cursed year with perfect simplicity. Take a look at some of the best answers from the thread. 

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Text - r/AskReddit u/ggfchl · 7h 10 9 3 11 8 10 You go up to a bartender and tell him: "Make me a 2020". What drink does he make? 24.4k 9.8k 1 Share

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Text - InevitableLight6 · 6h 25 Awards A Molotov cocktail. Reply 11.6k

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Text - Gizmo_Joy · 6h 3 1 Award Its a shot you have to take with 6ft long straw. Reply 1 8.7k eatsomespiders · 3h O 3 3 Awards Nasally. 3.4k

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Text - bothsidesofthemoon • 6h O 22 Awards He just closes the bar. You have to go and make your own drink at home. Reply 21.8k DarthButtercup • 6h 2 Awards And all you have is cooking sherry. 1 4.2k

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Text - snowballer918 · 6h 14 Awards Pours everything that's spilled on the bar mat into a shot glass. Reply 21.4k ...

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Text - VodkaMargarine · 7h O 6 Awards The Hand Sanitizer 70% alcohol by volume and highly likely to kill anyone over the age of 65 Reply 1 14.8k

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Text - Meandering_Stranger · 7h 20 S 5 Awards Equal parts everclear, and durian liquor, served in a pint glass, with a bomb of neat bitters. The drink is then garnished with a lone cheeto, and set on fire. Reply 1 5.2k ...

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Text - startedoveragain · 7h 8 3 Awards They mop the floor and wring it out into a highball glass. Neat. Reply 1 1.8k ... ileisen • 6h With a hydroxychloroquine rim 491

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Text - v7h1h2 · 6h 1 Award The End of the World Delight from Cat's Cradle "He wanted me to give him a drink on account of the world was coming to an end. So I mixed him an 'End of the World Delight. I gave him about a half-pint of creme de menthe in a hollowed-out pineapple, with whipped cream and a cherry on top. 'There, you pitiful son of a bitch,' I said to him, 'don't ever say I never did anything for you." Reply 2.3k ...

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Text - KingpiN_M22 · 7h 2 Awards Bartender says its a shot based off of Irish coffee, you think ok sounds good. Then what he does is take a steaming hot shot of coffee latte and puts moonshine in it which curdles the milk. You are desperate so you drink it anyway except the moonshine wasnt distilled properly and had methanol in it and now you are permanently blind. Reply 5.1k on_ • 4h O 3 2 Awards You ask for a couple of shots. Bartender draws a Magnum .44 1 1.8k ...

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Text - lambofgun · 7h he gives you a gin and tonic in a styrofoam cup to go and then tells you to please leave as its 9:59 and theyll be closing in 1 minute Reply 1 594

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Text - _jtron · 6h 3 Awards Malört Reply 670 ... IHaveTheBestOpinions · 4h Chicago has entered the chat 240

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Text - Killer167 · 6h A corona, with lemon Reply 1.4k PauseAndReflect • 5h A bottomless corona. Every time you think you've finished it, the bartender drops by, refills the glass, and punches you in the dick. 1.0k kuriboshoe · 4h Except it's warm leftover corona 330

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Text - judgedeathfiles · 7h 4 Awards He shits in a glass, throws it in your face. Your boss sees you and says "why have you got shit on your face? You're fired!" And then it turns out the shit was laced with Covid. Two weeks later as you're dying in hospital, you notice that the TV is showing something with James Corden in it. It's the last thing you see. You die. James Corden then gets cast as you in a film called A Peasant's Death. Reply 1.5k TroyMcClure8184 · 6h He calls the drink...the Arist

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Text - rjm167 · 6h Toilet bowl water with a slice of cucumber. Tall, slightly warm. Reply 1.0k SkyPuzzlePiece · 2h I think a garnish of asparagus would really help the mouth feel of this and open up the palette a little more. 116

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Text - spank_meDaddy · 7h Straight up vinegar Reply 671

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