As much of the world is lamenting the lack of festivities surrounding 2020's dismal Christmas, there are people out there who are "celebrating" the holiday for the first time. One such person, Mohammad Hussain, who hails from Ontario, decided to share his amusing observations on the holiday with his Twitter following. Hussain, who grew up as a Muslim, was schooled by his roommates this year regarding all things Christmas. And while many of Hussain's tweets are extremely funny, they're mostly correct. And the thread went so viral that even Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau chimed in to attest to the accuracy of the thread - and to wish Hussain a very happy Christmas. You can enjoy the fun (and some replies) below, but be sure to give Hussain a follow on Twitter. We can't wait to see what he thinks about Easter.
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Growing up, my Muslim family never celebrated Christmas. This year I am not going home, because pandemic, so my roommates are teaching me how to have my first proper Christmas.
— Mohammad Hussain (@MohammadHussain) December 19, 2020
I am approaching this with anthropological precision.
Here are a few observations. pic.twitter.com/1WARv5nax4
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Observation 1: Christmas is a part time job that you have from mid-November to the end of December.
— Mohammad Hussain (@MohammadHussain) December 19, 2020
From the outside looking in, Christmas always seemed pretty simple. I always thought you put up a tree and then gave gifts to family. This is a lie.
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Do you want to sleep in on a Saturday? Too bad. Go put up some lights inside the house.
— Mohammad Hussain (@MohammadHussain) December 19, 2020
Oh you want to sleep in on Sunday? Too bad. Go put up some lights outside the house.
Next weekend? Nope. Every free moment you have will be spent agonizing over the gifts you must buy.
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Observation 2: People have very strong feelings about their Christmas traditions.
— Mohammad Hussain (@MohammadHussain) December 19, 2020
If someone is insisting that *certain food* is what you have to eat Christmas morning, because that's their family tradition, DO NOT SUGGEST ALTERNATIVES. They will stab you in the neck.
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Observation 3: You can buy yourself a gift but you can't stuff your own stocking.
— Mohammad Hussain (@MohammadHussain) December 19, 2020
I don't understand this one but I told my roommate I bought stuff for my stocking and they said that's not a thing.
I don't care. I bought myself mint chapstick and I will fake surprise.
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Observation 4: Your gift budget does not matter.
— Mohammad Hussain (@MohammadHussain) December 19, 2020
You can set this budget as high as you want but the perfect gift will always be $10 too expensive. There is no winning. Just give up.
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Observation 5: There are two streams of Christmas ornaments. The "fillers" and the "keepers".
— Mohammad Hussain (@MohammadHussain) December 19, 2020
The fillers are the generic ones. The keepers are meant to be more special and unique. This second stream is stored in your family's reliquary to be one day passed on to the children.
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My roommates encouraged me to buy my own keeper ornament. They told me to find something that made me smile and that was special to me. I bought this one and I am very happy. It is an everything bagel. pic.twitter.com/dbrTZQzK47
— Mohammad Hussain (@MohammadHussain) December 19, 2020
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Observation 6: ORNAMENTS ARE EXPENSIVE.
— Mohammad Hussain (@MohammadHussain) December 19, 2020
That cost me $15.99. That's more than three everything bagels. I am furious. For what it cost, you best believe that I am insisting that it be passed on to my great grandchildren. If they break it I will haunt them.
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Observation 7: The religious aspect of Christmas is optional.
— Mohammad Hussain (@MohammadHussain) December 19, 2020
I really like this one. If I was to suggest having a secular Ramadan to my mother she would have a heart attack. I will however be trying to get my family to do a Secret Santa for Eid. The name's being workshopped.
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Observation 8: You need a "menu".
— Mohammad Hussain (@MohammadHussain) December 19, 2020
Yeah... This one is where they lost me. Last Christmas my family ordered Popeyes and watched a movie. My roommate has an entire menu with wine pairings and desserts planned.
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To wrap things up I want to applaud longtime Christmas celebrators. This is a lot of work and very tiring.
— Mohammad Hussain (@MohammadHussain) December 19, 2020
I will say I am having a very pleasant time. I am learning that I enjoy Christmas music and gift purchasing. I am also learning that I do not enjoy peppermint.
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Every single observation is correct. I also agree, ornaments are PROHIBITIVELY expensive and *why* exactly can’t I stuff my own stocking???
— Humna | she/her (@ShaikhHumna) December 19, 2020
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Pro Tip:
— Jesse Kramer (@jmxkramer) December 20, 2020
Consider celebrating Festivus instead.
The Festivus pole decorations are much simpler pic.twitter.com/krkzFK0rco
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Yeah, that about sums it up... thanks for sharing what you’ve learned so far. Sophie and I are sending you and your roommates our best wishes this Christmas, and we’re glad to hear you’re enjoying it all so far!
— Justin Trudeau (@JustinTrudeau) December 21, 2020
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