18 Times Kids Were Hilariously Dumb

Tilesh Bo January 12, 2021

Toddlers are like little balls of chaos waiting to explode at any moment. One second they're passed out in the middle of the floor surrounded by crayons and the next they're stuck in the toilet and can't tell you why or how. Whether you're a frustrated parent with a lot on your plate or a former kid who remembers all the stupid shit you used to say and do, anyone can appreciate these hilarious examples ofkids being kids. Thanks to r/KidsAreFuckingStupid, we've got an endless supply of these funny anecdotes and pics of kids causing inexplicable mayhem.

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Text - Dear Tooth I am somy swall ow e d my ag ain Sai Ry that I toot h Love Jacob

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Text - chris donis @thechrisdonis thinking about in 7th grade when I got escorted to the police station after school because they found out I was prank calling local businesses as "ricky pee pee" and when i walked in, the officer who was waiting there with my mom to talk to me said "if it isn't ricky pee pee"

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Wood - Best place to put the Switch to charge?

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Text - Melissa @Fiveoclockmommy Kids are the best, man. They get all shocked when you figure out they did something wrong like, "mom how'd you know I colored on the table?" Um, because you wrote your fucking name on it?

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Art - Mo rid ing Ben like a COW boy! BY JAMISON 2015

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Text - Jennifer Michelle Greenberg @JennMGreenberg "Uh, Mom?" said my 6 year old. "Look at your child." Sollooked, and there, sitting cross- legged in a miniature lawn chair, was my 2 year old drinking A1 sauce straight out of the bottle.

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Service - Mrs. Grotke BHB_ Kids make no sense.

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Text - my kids thought chasing each other around the kitchen wasn't dangerous enough and started pulling drawers open to slow each other down. anyway. now i know what it sounds like when a 4 yo's face makes full contact with a silverware drawer.

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Text - Follow Told my 6yo his shoes were on the wrong feet. After a very long pause he said, "I don't have any other feet." #MyKidlsWeird

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Fluid - My son found a piece of brick outside and put it in a Ziploc bag for safe keeping and brought it inside

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Text - Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal My 4 year old said he was carsick so I dumped the groceries from a plastic bag & passed it back to him with instructions to "throw up inside it." I heard him throw up & looked back to see that he'd put the bag on over his head like a helmet, so the puke fell right out the bottom.

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Text - My son will only eat Paw Patrol string cheese because he swears it tastes best. I was tired of paying extra for it and bought the generic brand, but he said it didn't taste the same and wouldn't eat it. So yesterday I put Paw Patrol stickers on it and he ate two in a row. "See, Mommy?" he said. "I told you the Paw Patrol cheese tastes better." STRING CHEESE truck does jarshall drive? ARSHALL THIS UNIT NOT FOR INDIVIDUAL RETAIL SALE KEEP REFRIGERATED @WITTYOTTER

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Text - swamp monster @_BIGSYD My son just asked me how I know his name... I'm not in the mood tonight 01:19 · 20/10/2020 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - It's been an awful, terrible, no good week. But listening to my teenage daughter convince my youngest child last night that J.R.R. Tolkien's real name was 'Jolkien Rolkien Rolkien Tolkien' was absolutely priceless.

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Text - Also, learning to walk is the LEAST violent thing your kid is going to do in the next 2 years a just wait until they skin their knee crawling out from under the sink, and when you try to kiss it, they spit a quarter at you and then run full speed into the brick fireplace. Just wait... 12 31m Haha

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Text - ... These are the messages I have to send to his teacher.... 8:03 < Phone C Cohens Teacher > Cohen will be at school tomorrow! WARNING! He has a dinosaur stuffed animal that has horns and he's named it "horny" Hes insisting that horny comes to school with him tomorrow. My mom and I tried and tried to get him to change the name but..no luck. Soooo just warning you :) good luck tomorrow! Lol Text Message

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Human - Deney Just Disney Wednesday at 12:05 · Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson recently told People that he decided to watch Moana (2016) with his 4-year-old daughter Jasmine and was extremely excited to reveal to her that he voiced Maui. "I said, 'You know, that's Daddy's voice, and I'm going to show you.' Maui starts singing and I then start singing. And within 10 seconds she's trying to put a pillow over my mouth and says, 'You're ruining the song." 214

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