Until recently, we didn't think eating was that hard. If you weren't raised by wolves, chances are you can employ cutlery with ease, and know the proper way to eat a burrito or a slice of pizza. It's not rocket science. But somehow, there are people who are alive and exist who make a terrible mockery of the conventions of consumption. It's time for us to raise awareness and take a stand against these absolute monsters.
1. This is the time for parents to take responsibility for their grievous errors.
2. That's one way to assuage caloric guilt.
3. Why the hell is this a thing?
Nutella and carrot sticks feelin like a white girl pic.twitter.com/sjJecUm3jx
— Yeff (@_SchoolboyQueen) December 4, 2013
4. Just...no.
5. A little extra fiber.
6. WANTED: For crimes against glizzies.
7. Untitled
Pretty sure I'm the only one who eats their string cheese like this.. pic.twitter.com/ewOyEXkk4G
— Jessica Hickey (@doggurly205) August 30, 2015
8. Just normal human things.
9.
10. OK cyborg
11. Looks like someone's got a gag reflex.
12.
13.
14. Is this "fusion"?
15.
16. Horrifying.
17. Emancipate his ass
18. This is on YOU.
19. You are definitely weird, girl.
People think I'm weird bc I eat my crust first. 😔 pic.twitter.com/jtNQjbJFwn
— Jewel (@Jewel_Emree) November 20, 2013
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