19 Dumb Declarations And Clever Comebacks

Tilesh Bo January 11, 2021

For every fool with a stupid statement, there's a savage ready to destroy them with witty words. We love seeing an air-brained comment get absolutely burned on the internet and we've got it all covered in this list (2020 style) with anti-vaxxer karens, facepalm-worthy gaffs, and redditors roasting redditors. Enjoy these screenshots that immortalized nineteen mortifying moments forever. 

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Text - DEAR ATHEISTS: How is it that cavemen survived the asteroid but the dinosaurs didn't? Haha O Comment and 31 others Social distancing. They stayed 65 million years apart. 1h Haha Reply

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Text - Replying to @DocEMurray If vaccines were healthy, you could put it on a spoon and eat it. Try it, you'll die 6/10/18, 10:51 AM 1 Retweet 1 Like 1s Replying to @DocEMurray and If broccoli was healthy, you could put it in a syringe and inject it into your bloodstream. Try it, you'll die >

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Text - kkyoin just gonna start killing people i dont find funny cthuluguu National Suicide Prevention Lifeline 1-800-273-8255 E kkyoin shut the fk up

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Text - I don't see how ppl stay in ONE place their whole life.. Travel bitch!!! 5:30 PM · 10/7/20 poverty 5:32 PM 10/7/20

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Text - If the MASKS work, WHY the 6 feet? If the 6 feet works, WHY the Masks? If BOTH work, WHY the LOCKDOWN? The Sarcastic Jerk @The_Sarcastic_ If the airbags work, then why the seatbelt? If the seatbelt works, then why the airbags? If both work, then why the brakes?

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Text - Atlanta Falcons @AtlantaFalcons 15h BREAKING NEWS: We will not pursue negotiations with Vic Beasley this offseason. Falcons will not pursue negotiations with Vic Beasley 8 atlantafalcons.com 722 t7 2.2K 9.2K Austin 15h Source? O 131 ta 822 5.4K Atlanta Falcons O @AtlantaFalcons Replying to @bostonaustin Literally us. The Falcons. 10:19 AM Feb 3, 2020 TweetDeck 4

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Text - BILLC4ENTER WITH COUNTERFEIT DETECTION eA 4:46 ... Message jb stacks ***** (1) $300 RBC-1003BK 12 min ago U in freano 11 min ago $300 Yes Bill Counter 11 min ago Fresno, CA Will u take 100 Posted 22 hours ago • 20 views 5 min ago Can you do $250? Jana (4) 3 min ago Only have 100 Electronics, Used (normal wear) 15 s ago Used. Originally $450 Then you don't need a bill counter Fresno, CA state Blvd Manage this item Message. O reddit Posted in r/Flipping by u/Gridelin ss Blvd it Ave

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Text - Nothing is scarier than Disneyworld in the 1940s S08 174 14 opmerkingen 45 keer gedeeld O Vind ik leuk O Opmerking Delen Topfan Maybe Germany in the 1940's

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Text - Sen. Kelly Loeffler 31m · O Generic tweet for after the debate: Couldn't be prouder to have Mike Pence as America's Vice President. Thank you for standing for freedom. 8 75 14 Comments 1 Share O Like O Comment A Share Bernard Assaf a I think someone was supposed to remove the "Generic tweet for after the debate:" part of your post. (sigh) Like Reply

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Face - Does my friend look like Pocahontas? Billy J. White @9021hoee Nah. She look like the people that took her land though.

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Text - PATREON Tammy • Target O 2h - 0 PalmerTrolls Backing BLM no more shopping at target for me, O Target Corporation Sorry to hear you're leaving us, Tammy. To memorialize your time as a Target shopper, we've set up a tombstone in our Halloween section. ТАММY FROM FACEBOOK TARGET SHOPPER 2012-2020 Michael Target Corporation really, Target? 2 Def screenshot this. Goodbye professionalism. Like · Reply Target Corporation Michael A new tombstone has been added. PROFESSIONALISM 2020-2020 Like · Re

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Text - Me: *explains ok boomer to mom* My mom: That's rude, you should never say that Me: ok boomer You will be immediately killed by this action. Proceed? Accept 13.9k upvotes 73 BEST COMMENTS ▼ § 1 Award I did that and my mom replied "ok virgin" and now im crying Reply

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Text - David My Olympic Condoms have finally arrived .. Think I wear gold tonight| - with Shann Like · Comment 3 hours ago 3 people like this. Shann Maybe you can wear silver instead and come second for a change. 3 hours ago Like 640 Write a comment ..

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Text - Wait! Hold up there Barry, How does Climate Change know to stop at the borders? Gulf of Mexice LOW 1225 PM HICH DO NOT EFFECT MEXICO & CANADA? 24 27 28 O 139 It's a map of fires in the US, not Mexico and Canada you incomprehensibly dense fuckhead. Posted in r/insanepeoplefacebook by u/Sir_Sanctumonious Oreddit

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Font - Today at 8:52 AM I love the United States Today at 8:52 AM Wrong flag Today at 8:52 AM God bless America!: Today at 8:52 AM Again Today at 8:52 AM lol LMAO

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Text - 15 323-8/ iMessage Today 5:57 PM This conversation is related to a DoorDash order. left your food on the porch bro thanks man ill tip you in app Delivere sweet *starts dry humping you*

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Text - Lilith @Liberienne Serena Williams did what ever other Black woman with terrible weave does: get a rich White man. Happy for her and her little family. FN-8448 @Tigu_El Her husbands net worth - $9 million Serena's net worth - $150 million You tried though twitter.com/Liberienne/sta... 10:35 AM - Nov 19, 2017 · Lusaka, Zambia O 220 Q 204 people are talking about this boredpanda.com

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Text - SAVAGE How to gain 1 million views in just 3 days in Youtube | Very Secret Tips 7 views · 2 years ago Share Download Save

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Text - Americans enamoured with New Zealand's handling of COVID don't even know the extent of how good it is: our most recent small cluster of cases was followed in such detailed contact tracing and gene swabbing that they traced 2 cases to a trash can lid & an elevator button. You and 12K others 483 Comments 3K Shares Like O Comment A Share Most Relevant Write a comment. GIF To be fair, the most recent outbreak in the US can also be traced to a trash can 817 Like Reply 11h

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