22 Cursed Comments From Twisted Minds

Edgelords can be pretty annoying when they put zero creativity into their provocative facade, but sometimes you catch a cleverly written edgy response in the comments that is as entertaining as it is disturbing. We've got a mix of cursed comments featuring wrong answers and dark, spicy humor from people who aren't afraid to go there. 

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Rectangle - A bar of iron costs $5, made into horseshoes its worth is $12, made into needles its worth is $3500, made into balance springs for watches, its worth is $300,000. Your own value is determined also by what you are able to make of yourself. 7 LHas_A_Hat · 7h Tearing yourself apart and selling bits to as many people as possible is the key to wealth. Got it.

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Eyewear - Because y'all some trooplets We ain't like other triplets 12/27/17, 10:39 PM deixemeir · 7m "wtf man, I already shot that chick two times" Reply Vote

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Text - I found my ex gfs body in the morgue I work at it was very awkward 1 51 i Share 18 * BEST COMMENTS - 7h Still giving you the silent treatment? A 5 Reply + 40 The cold shoulder? 1 29 Did she ghost you?

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Candy - WANNA PLAY A GAME? Reeses bieces ORiginAL RESEALABLE ZIPPER Skittles utter MILK Gostos: _antonioromao_ e 14 224 outras pessoas memelord This is cruel Ver todos os 99 comentários richkidslondon Russian roulette for people with peanut allergies

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Organism - Chameleons are fun cause they'll grab anything you give them. 203 19 Comments · 80 Shares O Like Comment Share Aron Oakley *UNZIPS PANTS* Like Reply 62

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Animated cartoon - Depression 14 year old girls after listening to a billie eilish song Ah, I've got it 1 3,4k + . 32 Share * BEST COMMENTS - jadedbutstilltrying • 1h What's with his dick fingers?

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Head - 1989 2020 emily84 this makes it look like Yoda harvested George Lucas' youth in order to rejuvenate

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Screenshot - CNN @CNN 4h CN Japan's first lady made a surprise visit to Pearl Harbor cnn.it/26S8BJ0 17 142 269 Justin @Juzmon @CNN Japanese are big on suprise visits to Pearl Harbor

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Text - guys joining the military is the male equivalent of "fuck this shit im gonna be a stripper" 8:06 PM · 12/30/19 from Lubbock, TX Twitter for iPhone 47.2K Retweets 238K Likes xp @vicodinchild 2d Replying to @97Vercetti yeah but one is a noble career, which takes a lot of bravery and courage, and the other is the military 26 271,035 11.7K

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Airplane - Two jumbo jets cracking a joke and having a good laugh AS AIR aPolar NOC 1,783 likes Tag your friends e ... more View all 2 comments "Remember those idiots who ran into the building? Yeah good shit"

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Hairstyle - i N PROUCIION BARSTOOLSPORTS.COM Iconic OG Milf Brandi Love Talking About Parenting As A Porn Star Is Every Bit As Fascinating As It So... Like Comment Share 38 4 shares Most Relevant Sean Morris She's probably a great mom. I've seen how she is with her step kids. 109 1h Like Reply

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Text - what if u had to have sex every day during pregnancy to keep building the baby 2:38 PM - 11/18/19 - Twitter for iPhone Replying to With the same man? t7 20 780 12h This is a great question. Perhaps if u mix it up u can combine genes like a build-a-bear O 36 t7 278 O 8,300

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Text - Look what I found in my mother's room JVC GR-0347u 28x OPTICAL HYPE OM 28x E Manguge Chef CcD Monitor Date Dottery On Screen JVC nOTAL VORD CAMENA IN What's The Move? @TaqeeBond Aye man, I wouldn't watch that if I were u 1 5.2k 45 Share Y BEST COMMENTS ▼ O Award ThelmpotentCatfish • madlad • 1h • Your submission ha. luckyman911 · madlad · 4h Son: Mom I wanna watch porn Mom: we have porn at home Porn at home Reply GoodHunter · madlad • 4h Oh ... oh no ... OH NO 181

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Bed - Half Ton Man (Obesity Documentary) | Real Stories 2.2M views · 1 year ago ericynot • 1 week ago And he smokes too. This man is on a mission. 凸568 ア 回 13 Add a public reply... Xeema DragonHeart • 5 days ago He's speedrunning life 凸 84 ...

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Text - BER The Cows: COWN Myrtle Letry Root Irma YOGU Fanny lulia Veronica Padma certified european sh light tasting Lucy 1.137 t7 44,3K 409K Als antwoord op e Notice how they named all the cows traditionally girl names. There is a deep connection between misogyny and consuming animals. 4 Awards Yeah, I don't know about her but I don't want to eat yoghurt from a "male" cow...

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Mouth - Gamers in 20 years when their child gets an A+ instead of an SS tier: mafip com 1 17,4k + 125 Share timlafich My Argentinian grandfather says he was an SS tier I think

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Poster - isn't the female orgasm a myth Male orgasm: I have achieved my goal, but what next? Victory is just a bright flash, leaving sadness and emptiness behind... Female orgasm: THE THIRD WAVE IS COMING!!! 6.9k 104 Share JustRandomBoi ·I have crippling depression • 3h The male orgasm fucking sucks for me i can cum with almost an entirely straight face Reply ↑ 417 MensisScholarEircan · 2h Lucky for me, my entire face turns purple and my chest hurts. 219 AresPlayz · 48m Homie that's a fucking he

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Carmine - Dad (smiling) - son, I don't mind you borrowing my car but please bring it back clean. TELING THE TRUTH LETTING DAD MOM BORROWED IT BE PROUD OF ME fire4boood · 17h Why not both Reply 134

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Colorfulness - What was the creepiest thing someone said on the first date? 6.6k 2.3k Share BEST NEW ТОР Q&A CONTROVERSIAL Dubstepface · 5h • Friend told me the guy not only ask.. irememberthepotatoho · 3h 2 Awards Mid date he placed his hand on my stomach and said "My son will grow here". Reply 3.5k O ironSupplementGuy · 2h 1 Award Fuck that 1.6k O ericpol3 · 1h 5 Awards No! DON'T fuck that!

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Text - 527 points · 11 hours ago You're an Aries? Cool, I'm an aquarium Reply Give Award Share Report Save |272 points · 10 hours ago + Nice, I'm a caprisun Reply Give Award Share Report Save 45 points · 9 hours ago I have cancer Reply Give Award Share Report Save

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Glasses - Masturbating while giving birth is increasingly popular. ANAA The Argument for Masturbating During Childbirth VICE.COM Josh Minniti Old news. I got kicked out of the hospital wife was pissed.

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Text - Your quarantine nickname is: How you feel right now + The last thing you ate monkeywiki Follow limp biscuit 1 1,2k 3 551 A Share + BEST COMMENTS dharv-0709 · 5h sad Chihuahua Reply 1 65

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