23 Texts Filled With Comedy & Cringe

Communication is hard. Sure, we're able to communicate with pretty much anyone at any moment. But does that mean we're good at it? Quite the opposite. It feels like this ability has somehow broken our brains in a way that sometimes makes it harder to say what we mean. Or people are emboldened by the convenience of faceless discussion, allowing them to say things they wouldn't dream of uttering in person. Most of all, texting and DMs make for a ton of accidental cringe and comedy. These exchanges definitely fall into at least one of those categories - and sometimes fall into both. 

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Nature - 13 +1 (650) Text Message Today 8:21 PM This text conversation is related to a DoorDash order. Your food has been delivered. Enjoy I want you so bad what

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Finger - Look at my hunky man love this guy

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Blue - Lana YOU MATCHED WITH LANA ON 5/4/20 Hey what's up, I'm 5'1", have a horrible attitude, and I'm Cuban (: Nice. I hate weed Welp, this is gonna go nowhere isn't it? why'd you swipe if I have a pic holding a shit ton of weed? That's insane. Do you like music? yeah I hate music Sent

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Text - 2:32 PM Boobs in my mouth Please Please Please Hello 3:45 PM You're nothing

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Organism - bro my managers friend died UH OH felt so awkward now BAHAHHAHA yo btw we can get pizza or mcd's tonight for ur bday

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Organism - Well shit. Lucky me Are you actually a mascot? Yeah lol I'm the eagle That's really cool lol. I don't know anyone else who's a mascot Yeah well it's pretty neat We're not supposed to tell people tho And a lot of people ask "who is the eagle?" Cause they don't know But no one asks "how is the eagle" And it gets to you sometimes e Aw man. Well, how is the eagle Horny

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Blue - IKEA meatball 4/12/19, 4:41 PM

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Nature - Today 8:12 AM Magical Douo So l've been wrapped up in the fetal position for the past 30 minutes.... Is that bad Today 10:47 AM I was stuck in a fetal position for about nine months Ur good

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Blue - yoo shes online bro what should i do? send nudes u first ? send it to HER fucking idiot

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Text - Happy birthday!!! MAR 6, 3:50 PM Thank you!!! MAR 7, 8:47 AM Were was the b day sex huh!!lol MAR 7, 10:47 AM Im kiddin lol MAR 8, 5:10 PM Im kiddin U know that right Wat if im not lol Then wat a message... %24 :)

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Blue - YOU MATCHED WITH KILEY ON 9/13/17 Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you Today 12:17 AM are u Macgdonals bc Can i have a double cheeseburger big mac 10 chicken nugget ice cream oreosPizza chicken sa;ndwitch ketchup napkin french fryies for tomato

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Organism - Reject Humanity Return to Monke 10/8/20, 2:20 PM You accepted the request 10/8/20, 3:04 PM What is this? 1

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Organism - Hi is this dan with the aluminum LS1 on Craigslist? yes it is Would you take $200 cash for it today? $250 it's yours $225 $230 and a 10 piece mcnuggets That's the best counter offer I've ever heard. What kind of sauce do you want?

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Human - Welcome to misery Missouri* Ah same thing

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Text - Oh ok. Nevermind She's kinda considered alternative. She's Oliver Tree's girlfriend. I dont know who that is either! *no longer feels cool or relevant* :( Yes, big tear Oh well Sowy Its okee. Can i just play with your hair and forget that happened? lol *says while looking down at the ground in embarrassment* Huh?

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Blue - Do you have a bf? Awhile back but we broke up I'm sorry It's cool O *starts dry humping you*

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Electronic device - TODAY Wtf happened yo ME A car t boned us Fuck When can I D Bone you though Send a chat

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Sleeve - diaper girl(boy) who likes to wear in public 94 Following 28 Followers Joined August 2020 Mommy I need a diaper change 3:05 AM Do you want to let s message you? They won't know you've seen their message until you accept. Block or report Delete Аcсept

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Colorfulness - Unlike PS5, Xbox Series X will support "all" Xbox One games, says Microsoft i've literally never been this excited for something in my entire life Matthew you have a wife and three kids what's your point

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Electronic device - My nail guy got no fucking chill 7:22 ll LTE Facebook 172 C Cong hun See u then and we can go from there Okay love Today 7:20 PM Hi dear Hey cong how are you ! This is cong wife Just let u know that cong passed away 2 days ago What... Yes Just kidding it is me lol HA HA CONG WTF Delivered

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Brown - Knigue llection NO It's a horseshoe No. Why are you so afraid of the truth

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Human - do you want to do this Read 8:35 PM i can't even verbally explain how much i don't want to do that

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Vegetation - I'm so far into the friend zone that I did the slow dance with my crush but is still calling me a friend I'm so far into the friend zone that my crush sends me nudes and asks if her boyfriend would like them Woah dude u okay?

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